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saidbyastoner · 7 years

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*me pretending to be an astronaut because I'm too high* Huston, the oxygen levels in this room are quite low

#Huston we have a problem #astronaut #space #weed #said by a stoner #saidbyastoner

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saidbyastoner · 7 years

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My voice feels like a balloon

#balloon #said by a stoner #saidbyastoner

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saidbyastoner · 7 years

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I feel like drake and josh

#drake and josh #drake #josh #drake bell #josh peck #said by a stoner #saidbyastoner

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saidbyastoner · 7 years

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Holy fuck

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saidbyastoner · 7 years

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Mischief fucking managed, my dude.

#mischief #managed #mischief managed #i solemnly swear that i am up to no good #marauders map #Harry Potter #the Weasley twins #padfoot #prongs #moony #wormtail #moony wormtail padfoot and prongs #said by a stoner #saidbyastoner

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saidbyastoner · 7 years

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Who's the one wizard You-Know-Who always feared? Frank Sinatra

#Harry Potter #frank Sinatra

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saidbyastoner · 7 years

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.... go on

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saidbyastoner · 7 years

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Me: (friend) said you can finish the smarties but I think she took them home...

My roommate (in a guilty voice): she didn't take them home...

#eat all the smarties #roommate #college #saidbyastoner #said by a stoner

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saidbyastoner · 8 years

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Mom: wake up, we're going to church

Friend: probably not

#church #religion #saidbyastoner #said by a stoner

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saidbyastoner · 8 years

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Canadians are attracted to flickering lights. That’s why they can’t drive; there’s too many distractions.

#canada #canadians #bordercore #driving #saidbyastoner #said by a stoner

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saidbyastoner · 8 years

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how to do physics: e=mc2 and use some fucking equations

#physics #e=mc² #e=mc2 #saidbyastoner #said by a stoner

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saidbyastoner · 8 years

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my mouth just got weird

#cocaine #coke #saidbyastoner #said by a stoner

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saidbyastoner · 8 years

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My town doesn’t have an ice cream truck. We have an ice cream 15 passenger van.

#ice cream #ice cream truck #saidbyastoner #said by a stoner

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saidbyastoner · 8 years

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are you a chicken whisperer?

#chicken #chickens #chicken whisperer #saidbyastoner #said by a stoner

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saidbyastoner · 8 years

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Always get a full breakfast.

#weed #marijuana #said by a stoner #saidbyastoner #I forgot to take a picture before I smoked #I'm already high help #bong #resin

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saidbyastoner · 8 years

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You are genocide. You are a mass extinction event, riding around on the back of a saber tooth tiger, bashing people's skulls in.

#describe your favorite video game badly #video game #primal #farcry #farcry primal #far cry primal #far cry #said by a stoner #saidbyastoner

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saidbyastoner · 8 years

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I don't respect jobs, I just use them for money.

#said by a stoner #saidbyastoner

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