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you wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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Your eyes are red 'cause you're high, my eyes are red 'cause I just cried over yet another story about fictional dead gay wizards from the 70's. We're not the same.
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okay, i have throughly listened to the new taylor swift album, i’ve been joking that she’s mskingbean89 for a few years now…guys i don’t know if im joking anymore. this is getting weird.
#wolfstar#remus x sirius#fanfiction#dead gay wizards#maurders era#all the young dudes#mskingbean89#taylor swift#maraders
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Vampire Sirius: I will drain every crevice of your body.
Remus, slightly unhinged: Oh please do - think you can drain my suicidal thoughts while you're at it?
Sirius: ...
Remus: ...
Sirius: Damn, who hurt you?
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Remus: When I was younger, I tried to form a gang.
James: How did it go?
Remus: It turned into a book club.
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this part of lily evans’ fandom wiki shouldn’t be so fucking funny
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If lesbians are so predatory where are they and why aren't they in my DMS.
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i think we need more mundane headcanons that really do not matter at all. remus can’t balance on one foot on account of his weak ankles
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whatever you do, don't think about 12 year old Sirius Black becoming very suspicious as to why his new friend disappears from school periodically and returns looking exhausted, sometimes with bruises and cuts riddling his body.
don't think about him getting worried when Remus lies, "Oh, it was a family thing".
don't think about him trying to do research on abusive households out of concern that perhaps his friend is living in dire circumstances.
and please don't imagine him coming to the realization that Remus isn't the one in an abusive household... he is.
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“So what your father was a bully Harry he was fucking awesome” -Remus Lupin
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Sirius: there’s no ‘I’ in ‘team’ but there is ‘us’ in USA!
James: *wipes a tear* groundbreaking
Peter: beautifully said
Remus: we are literally British, the fuck-
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