tired: mermaids are all women

wired: much like elves, merfolk are mistaken by sailors for being all women because they have long hair and are very pretty

Don’t look at things you know will make you angry. Don’t read the comment sections. Don’t look at the blogs of people who add dumb comments to posts to confirm that they’re dumb all the time. Don’t read old conversations you had with people you don’t talk to anymore. Go look at pictures of kittens or something instead. Protect yourself from negativity in every way you can.

'Tough on crime' should mean proactive policies, not reactionary punishments.

THERE IS A PREQUEL, Y’ALL

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Remember these terms for professions to help encourage gender neutral language!

I thought I was a little bit silly never throwing away patterns I've made but I got an inspiration to make regency dress

AND I REMEMBERED someone commissioned one from me like 10 years ago and lo and behold they were the same size I AM NOW kakakskaksksksks I can just use the same pattern and thanks past me for being organized I found it!

Remember that the calls for the national guard to intervene are calls to use state violence against Palestinian, Jewish, Arab, Muslim and other pro-Palestine students. They’re calling for deadly violence against Jews in the name of “anti-antisemitism.”

I deserve more credit for not picking stupid fights on the internet than a nice person who doesn't pick fights does, because I have an unpleasant personality and it's harder for me

Poll: if your mom remarries when you’re 26 years old is that guy still your stepdad or is he just your mom’s husband.

I feel like a lot of people dont pick up on that: when youre texting with someone and they ask you a question theyre probably very much aware that they can simply google it. The reason theyre asking you instead is because they like talking with you and want you to explain it instead

fuck it 10 pm post we like to party

we need to stop treating the weather like a boring conversation topic bc in international friend groups its funny as fuck