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☆Jay☆
any pronouns ,absolutely no theme to this madness, ask me anything
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It's almost my time 😔
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I was hanging out with my childhood best friend who I am no longer friends with and the password into her phone was her old landline from when she lived in the same town as me. I recognized it immediately and it felt like it somehow wasn't that long ago
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never let anyone tell you that trawling through mediocre victorian poetry isn't worth it. we just happened upon an absolute BANGER of a worm poem. go read it or else 🪱🪱🪱
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I made a magnolia tea latte so good I'm having a religious experience at my desk
this is a PSA to go steal some magnolia flowers from your neighbor's yard TODAY
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Genuinely forever obsessed with Tendonna saying NO romantic or sexual intimacy. Instead we're gonna fuckin uhh become each other. In a bro way. Gonna carve a home in your ribcage and fundamentally entwine our beings in a homie way. Make it so separation will shatter us to the foundation of ourselves and also the universe itself in a bestie way. And they're so goddamn iconic for it
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When hozier said, "You think I'd give up? That this might have shook the love from me. That I was on the bring, how could you think, darling, I'd scare so easily?" It's exactly like when Twelve said,"Do you think I care so little for you that betraying me would make any difference?"
(I am devastated)
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There is a couple talking about where they want to go for vacation, and she is exclusively suggesting countries at war. He is fighting FOR HIS LIFE to get her to choose somewhere chill, and she said: "stop shooting down my dreams!!"
And This mf responds with: "Your dreams are going to shoot you down."
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Finding the clit would be and easier feat than trying to find the fucking handle of a cheer pom.
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My hungry ass could never work at a nuclear power plant
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If I had a nickel for everytime I'd watched a portion of the movie Zombieland while on a public bus over a stranger's shoulder on their phone, I would have two nickels, which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice right?
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I walk in wearing a full suit of medieval jousting armor, pose sexily for a second before turning around and asking for you to unzip my dress 🥰🥰
#shitpost#medieval#let me slip into something more comfortable#i come back in a full suit of leather armor
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