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I miss this AU! I hope it comes back sometime in the future
Oh hey!
I actually really do mean to come back to this... I had this big health issue and then a job change and then another health issue and then a big project to work on and basically this just kept taking more of a backseat every time.
I haven't checked this tumblr's notes or the reddit account since I lat updated, really, so I have no idea if there's much interest in me finishing this off. If there is, I'm happy to make an effort to actually get back to it.
The script is actually entirely complete, to be clear. It was before I started illustrating it. So I have the material ready.
If there's an interest still, then yeah, I'll make a point to put time aside this weekend and start drawing again!
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I'm getting all the sketches for the last few parts of ROTSC, thiugh I'm not sure when I'll actually get to properly draw these. Hopefully this Friday I can make a start!! Until then I'll steadily share the sketches to keep reminding myself to finish this dang project!!
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riseofthespacecats · 2 years
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*blows dust off the blog*
hey i’m gonna come back to this soon. long story short ive been swamped and i just was not producing a quality of work i actually liked so this week at some point im gonna start sketching out upcoming panels and maybe share a few here before i really start posting ROTSC again
sorry for disappearing without any warning!!
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RISE OF THE SPACE CATS
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An Eddsworld Fan-Script: Part 14
BOOM!
CHIEF JAKKA'S ESCAPE POD crash lands behind TORD. DUST CLOUDS rise. TORD turns slowly, horrified. The shadowy figure of CHIEF JAKKA looms over him, huge and furious.
TORD raises his hands in surrender, laughing nervously.
TORD
Uh. No. I take that back. I'm not a space cat and I don't want to be.
CHIEF JAKKA screeches.
TORD screams.
EDD and RINGO cower together as indescribable offscreen violence occurs. Blood splats on them. Lots of crunching, thudding and screeching. TORDS screams stop suddenly.
EDD
I guess that's... One problem sorted.
RINGO
But now we have another...
CHIEF JAKKA advances on them, bloodied mouth dripping.
CHIEF JAKKA
(SUBTITLES)
Finally. I'll have all of you filthy cat scumbags exactly where I want you.
EDD
Haha, aw he sounds so cute!
CHIEF JAKKA lets out a terrifying shriek, making him cower.
EDD spots the dropped LAZER GUN and grabs it. He raises it, pointing it at CHIEF JAKKA. The alien rabbit stops, ears dropping back.
EDD
It's wabbit season.
The LAZER GUN powers up.... Then dies. It makes a sad noise and a sizzle of smoke comes out the end.
CHIEF JAKKA laughs, grating and horrible, and advances on EDD and RINGO, claws stretching out to them, teeth bared.
SCREECH!
The MONSTER charges in and collides with CHIEF JAKKA. The two wrestle, moving across the RUINS, each as strong as the other, both enraged and vicious.
The MONSTER punches CHIEF JAKKA, sending the alien rabbit flying into the road. The MONSTER chases after, leaping in to attack. They roll across the road, wrestling.
CHIEF JAKKA kicks the MONSTER with giant bunny feet, sending it flying.
Interior - Apartment
Two CHILDREN are standing on their furniture, giggling.
The MONSTER smashes through the window and out the other side.
CHIEF JAKKA jumps in after.
CHILDREN
The floor is lava!
CHIEF JAKKA winces, jumps up onto the furniture, and awkwardly bounces across the room out the hole in the opposite wall.
OUTSIDE - STREET
CHIEF JAKKA shoves the MONSTER against a shop front -WHAMAGEDDON- smashing the windows. The MONSTER is draped over the DISPLAY. CHRISTMAS TREE ORNAMENTS fall onto its head, one by one - bonk! bonk! bonk! bonk! bonk! A SANTA HAT lands on its head and a CANDY CANE in its mouth. It blinks, dazed, then shakes its head- snaps out of it.
The MONSTER grabs CHIEF JAKKA by the shoulders, smashing the alien rabbit through a wall. They fall through-
INTERIOR - ILLEGAL PARTY
FANCY POLITICIANS all in expensive clothes with champagne and a large buffet pause mid-dance. A SIGN reading "WORK MEETING - WINK WINK" slowly falls down.
CHIEF JAKKA and the MONSTER stare at them, then glance at each other.
Elegant, upbeat music plays as they waltz across the room as the FANCY POLITICIANS continue their party.
OUTSIDE - STREET
The fight continues! They exchange blows, travelling across the STREETS. They clash together once more, strained.
They break down a FENCE in their struggle-
SCREAMING.
The fight has brought them outside EDUARDO'S HOUSE. MARK is in his suit, holding hedge clippers. He's midway through gardening, and screaming.
CHIEF JAKKA scowls and slaps MARK.
EDUARDO
(off-screen)
Hey!
EDDUARDO appears in the doorway.
EDUARDO
No one hits my housemate...
(beat)
Ever!
Another green flash of power. EDUARDO grabs the MONSTER'S tail, spins it around and slams it into CHIEF JAKKA. The pair go flying-
-all the way over the city-
-back at the RUINS.
OUTSIDE - THE RUINS
EDD runs over to TOM'S crumpled body.
EDD
Tom!
TOM groans and twitches.
TOM
I think my everything is broken.
EDD
Well... Your hair is in one piece.
TOM'S hair spikes fold over.
EDD
Nevermind.
RINGO slowly pads over to CHIEF JAKKA'S unconsious form. It pokes the alien rabbit's body a few times.
RINGO
Hah. Take dat!
The alien kittens pop up, mewling with triumph. They slap their tiny paws against the giant alien rabbit's body.
TOM sits up slowly.
TOM
Where's... Matt?
EDD
I... Don't think he made it.
TOM
Oh...
They're both quiet for a moment.
EDD
At least you defeated that big ugly rabbit.
Crumbling. The kittens all pause, then flee. CHIEF JAKKA slowly rises from the rubble. Battered, bleeding, heaving shaky breaths.
CHIEF JAKKA
(SUBTITLES)
Think again...
TOM
Oh, come on!
MATT
(OFF-SCREEN)
Not so fast!
MATT, a one-armed ZOMBIE, steps onto the scene . He is followed by a ZOMBIE ARMY, all clad in DUCT TAPE ARMOR.
EDD
Matt? But how?
MATT
I've finally found my true calling: King of the Scourge and the Buried Men, Protector of the Rotting Kingdoms, the Father of Dead-ones, the Leader of the Great Cemetary, the Undead, the Breaker of Tape...
EDD yawns as MATT lists off his titles.
MATT
Now, attack, my zombie soldiers!
MATT cackles and leads ZOMBIE ARMY forwards. Each ZOMBIE lurches, groaning and snarling. CHIEF JAKKA tries to run, but the ZOMBIES have surrounded the area, all closing in.
EDD, TOM and RINGO all cower, ready to be eaten, but the ZOMBIES lurch past, totally focused on the alien rabbit.
CHIEF JAKKA screams and wails as it's piled on by ZOMBIES. It tries to fight, but it can't break the TAPE. It screams, a clawed hand sticking out of the writhing green mass until it slowly disappears from sight.
RINGO
Hah! Da bioweapons worked!
EDD
None of this would have happened if you hadn't started this in the first place!
RINGO
Untwue. Da monstew had nothing to do with us.
EDD
Yeah, what is that about?
TOM
Remember that time we went to Hell?
EDD
Yeah?
TOM
Yeah.
EDD
Huh.
MATT approaches them, covered in blood.
EDD
Aah! Don't eat us!
MATT
Please. I only eat organic, free-range meats.
EDD
What's that supposed to mean?
MATT
Well you're, you know, a little battery-farmed.
EDD
That's not fair! We've been in a pandemic.
TOM
You guys are idiots.
MATT
But I saved the day! With my zombie army! Hey, maybe I should take over the world now...
RINGO
Not quite.
They all look up. The CAT SPACESHIPS have arrived, all hovering overhead.
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RISE OF THE SPACE CATS
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An Eddsworld Fan-Script: Part 13
FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHBAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK~ White clouds spialing inwards--
BANG.
TORD flinches, a flash of blood, his flashback interrupted.
TOM is holding MATT's NAIL GUN.
TOM
No! No flashback! I don't wanna hear any more from you!
TORD hisses, the cut across his face bleeding. It slowly heals up, fur covering the scar.
The TRIO gag.
TORD
This is the last time you get in my way!
Another TAZER CLAW shoots out from the MECH and grabs TOM around the throat. He struggles to free himself, kicking as he's lifted from the ground.
MATT
Hey! Let him go! I disclosed emotional insecurities to him!
(BEAT)
On second thoughts, go ahead.
TOM
Matt!
TORD
Oh, don’t worry, he’ll be free soon..
MATT
(OFF SCREEN)
Aww.
TORD
Once I have him under my control.
The TAZER CLAW electrocutes TOM. He wails in pain, convulsing horribly as it keeps electrocuting him. TORD's grin grows wider.
EDD and MATT watch in horror. TOM'S shadow over them changes as he writhes, growing, becoming monstrous.
The MONSTER screeches as it bursts into full form. The TAZER CLAW has expanded to fit around its neck.
EDD
I didn't realise you were serious!
MATT
Why would I be joking?
EDD
You make stuff up all the time!
MATT
Like when?
The MONSTER screeches.
MATT and EDD scream and run. They dive behind an upturned CAR and huddle down.
The TAZER CLAW shocks the MONSTER. It wails, then starts advancing after them.
RINGO squirms.
RINGO
Leave- Edd- Awone!
TORD
Too late! He will die so my plan can succeed.
RINGO
I won't wet you!
RINGO struggles against its own TAZER CLAW. It gets shocked, but grits its teeth through it.
RINGO
Your pawfetic Earth weapons can't harm me.
TORD
No? Then you won't mind this.
The TAZER CLAW swings RINGO back, then slams down onto the ground.
EDD and MATT cringe behind the CAR as they hear every thud.
EDD
I have to go save him.
MATT
You can't! If you go out there you'll die - and then I'll die!
EDD
He's messing with my cat!
EDD rushes out from behind the car-
MATT
Edd!
 EDD rolls across the ground, the MONSTER'S claws narrowly missing him. He continues running.
EDD
Put Ringo down!
TORD
So many demands today. Fine.
The TAZER CLAW drops RINGO. EDD leaps and catches him before he hits the ground. RINGO looks up at EDD, singed around the edges.
RINGO
I'm not feline too good...
RINGO laughs, weak. EDD blinks back tears.
EDD
I already said that one.
RINGO coughs.
EDD
Hang in there, baby.
RINGO
You shoulda stayed with me on da ship.
EDD
I couldn't leave my friends behind.
EDD carefuly lays RINGO down on the ground. He turns to face TORD.
EDD
Except you. You're not my friend anymore. In fact, you're off the Christmas card list!
Everyone gasps!
TORD
So cruel, Edd... But that will make this so much easier.
EDD
What-
The TASER CLAW grabs EDD around the throat.
RINGO
Edd!
TORD
Call your people to Earth. It's time I made them regret ever rejecting me. And if you don't, I'll run ten bolts of lightning through him.
EDD struggles.
EDD
(STRAINED)
Don't do it!
The TASER CLAWS electrocute EDD, making him writhe in pain. RINGO stares at him, eyes wide and shining. He slowly looks down.
RINGO
I have to.
RINGO sits up, shakes off the dirt, and tilts his head back. He meows. It echoes up into the sky. In the distance, EDUARDO'S SATELLITE flickers green.
TORD
Yes! They will come, and they will taste my revenge!
MATT
You were a terrible cook!
MATT has leapt out, CHAINSAW revving. He throws it, the blade cutting through the TAZER CLAW arm. EDD drops to the ground, coughing and choking. RINGO rushes over and EDD pulls it into a hug.
MATT
Hah! I saved him!
The MONSTER growls. It's just behind MATT.
MATT
Oh.
Uh. Hey, Tom, we've been through this. It's me, Matt!
The MONSTER advances.
TORD
The beast possessing him does not care about you. You can't escape this time.
TORD bares his fangs.
TORD
Goodbye, brave soldier.
The MONSTER is electroctured, making it screech. Enraged, it grabs the CAR and lifts it up over its head.
MATT screams and runs.
The MONSTER throws the CAR. It flies directly at MATT, getting larger and larger. It crashes into the ground and MATT leaps, getting flung further away by the impact.
Outside - GARDEN
He lands on a BED OF FLOWERS outside a house.
MATT
Whew! That was lucky.
MATT looks over. The VENGEFUL ZOMBIE has his hand in its mouth.
MATT
Oh.
CHOMP! The VENGEFUL ZOMBIE bites off MATT'S hand. MATT screams while the VEGNGEFUL ZOMBIE celebrates.
OUTSIDE - THE RUINS
EDD clutches RINGO in his arms and stands.
EDD
Tord! You don't need to do all this!
TORD
Oh yes I do, Edd. This is how I take my rightful place as the leader! I'm finally going to fulfil my greatest dream!
EDD
Isn't this too much? Isn't this dreaming too big?
TORD
No dream is too big! You know what they say, Aim for the Catto Planet and land among the stars!
EDD
Maybe this one is! Tord, please listen to me. All of this...
EDD gestures to the destruction and the MONSTER being electrocuted to submission.
EDD
Is it worth it? Just to feel big? Isn't it okay to be small for once?
TORD
No! I will not be small. I will not be dragged down by useless people. It's too late, Edd, I can't go back now.
EDD
Sure you can. We can... Get you a shave, maybe a bit of makeup. Brush your hair down maybe. No one would notice!
TORD
Hair?
He points at his hair spikes.
TORD
These are my ears!
EDD
Oh. Oh Jees.
RINGO coughs in EDD’s arms.
RINGO
I'm sowwy, Edd.
EDD
You did what you had to.
RINGO
But I may have doomed you. Our miwitawy powers are advanced. And dat guy isnt going to back down.
TORD slams his fist on the machine.
TORD
I will fight every single one of those space bastards, and claim my rightful throne as the Cat King! Then they will have to accept me! I will be unstoppable!
TORD lets out a big evil laugh.
BOOM!
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RISE OF THE SPACE CATS
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An Eddsworld Fan-Script: Part 12
ESCAPE POD
EDD screams as the ESCAPE POD burns through EARTH's atmosphere. He rolls the control ball, sweating.
EDD
Easy... Easy!
An alien kitten jumps up onto the control panel and mews.
EDD
How did you get in here?
Something hits the ESCAPE POD, throwing him to the ground. Several alien kittens are milling about. He pulls himself up to look out the window.
CHIEF JAKKA is in hot pursuit, piloting another ESCAPE POD.
EDD gasps and slams his hand onto the control ball, speeding up.
EDD
Come on, come on!
A kitten jumps up onto the controls between EDD'S hands.
EDD
No, don't! You're in the way!
The kitten mews and sits down.
A screen blinks, reads "BUTTHOLE DETECTED". Goes green - bing!
The ESCAPE POD goes into overdrive!
EARTH'S ATMOSPHERE
Jets appear out the back of the ESCAPE POD, blasting fire out the back.
The flames hit CHIEF JAKKA'S ESCAPE POD, sending it flying away as EDD'S ESCAPE POD speeds towards EARTH.
ESCAPE POD
EDD screams for his life as they fall towards EARTH. We see the UK, close in on ENGLAND. The RUINS of the city come into view, bigger and bigger-
OUTSIDE - THE RUINS
The ESCAPE POD crashes! The door bursts open, EDD hanging out of it, dazed. Alien kittens crawl over him, mewling. Steam rises. Small fires flicker.
MATT and TOM rush over, climbing over rubble and debris.
TOM
Edd, I can't believe this...
He gestures furiously at the kittens.
TOM
You went kitten shopping without me!
EDD groans.
MATT pulls EDD out of the ESCAPE POD. The TRIO, united once more, carefully make their way down to a safe bit of ground. EDD looks around.
EDD
What happened while I was gone?
MATT
Tom turned into a giant monster!
TOM
Matt did nothing useful.
MATT
Hey! Not true. I saved our friendship.
EDD
That's... Nice.
MATT
What happened to your suit?
EDD
Oh. Uh. I don't know. I guess the space cats took it.
MATT takes his SUIT JACKET off and gives it to EDD, who quickly pulls it on.
TOM
How bad did you hit your head? Space Cats was a movie we made, remember? They're not real.
RINGO
(OFF SCREEN)
Dat's what you fink.
The TRIO turn.
RINGO rises up above the ESCAPE POD, glowing with alien power.
OUTSIDE - EDDUARDO's house
MARK and EDDUARDO are walking down their path towards the house, both fully suited.
MARK
We're really getting a chance to heal now that we can do our one walk a day. Don’t you feeling better?
EDDUARDO shrugs.
The RAT KING, now expanded into a huge creature, begins to crawl from a MANHOLE in the ground.
RAT KING
(TELEPATHICALLY)
Finally, I am strong enough to command all living things...
CHIEF JAKKA'S ESCAPE POD crashes into the STREET, splatting the emerging RAT KING. It bursts open, revealing the huge, hideous alien rabbit.
MARK screams in terror.
EDDUARDO flashes GREEN. With one big swing of his arm, he punches the ESCAPE POD back into the air, sending CHIEF JAKKA flying out of sight.
EDDUARDO
Huh. Yeah. You're right. I feel so much better.
MARK stares at the sky, then at him, mouth agape.
OUTSIDE - THE RUINS
RINGO'S glowing form hovers over the TRIO.
TOM
I am too sober for this.
He reaches into a hole in his SUIT and pulls out a FLASK, then swigs.
EDD
How many of those do you have?
TOM shrugs.
RINGO
You're coming with me, Edd, whether you wike it or not!
RINGO points a LAZER GUN the TRIO. They huddle together, cowering.
A TAZER CLAW shoots out and hits RINGO. RINGO drops the LAZER GUN and convulses as its electrocuted.
TORD is back in his MECH, cackling.
TORD
Finally! I can take my revenge!
EDD
Ringo!
EDD runs over, but The TAZER CLAW pulls RINGO up above the MECH.
TORD
Your bioweapons have been causing me many problems, but there is nothing a cat can do that I cannot.
RINGO
Y-you!
EDD
Wait, Tord? What's going on?
TORD
Funny. I asked the same thing the day I found out what I really am...
TORD rips off the BANDAGES. Beneath, his face is furry and striped. He bares his fangs, raising a clawed hand up.
EDD
Tord... You're a space cat?
RINGO
(ROUGH VOICE)
Psht. Half!
TOM are MATT are green in the face.
TOM
I don't even want to know how that's possible.
RINGO
Harkness' Law. I didn't wealise before, but looking at him now, da wesembwance is uncatty.
RINGO sneers
RINGO
Commander Woden aways was a xenophile.
TORD
They wouldn't accept me. My tragic backstory explains it all...
FLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASHBAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK~ White clouds spialing inwards--
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An Eddsworld Fan-Script: Part 11
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Darkness.
Humming tone.
MATT cracks his eyes open, groans, sits up.
He looks over, TOM'S prone figure lies over his legs, SUIT ripped.
MATT
Tom?
MATT shakes him.
MATT
Tom, wake up buddy.
TOM is unresponsive.
MATT
(WELLING UP)
...Tom?
TOM farts.
MATT gags.
MATT
Augh!
TOM
Hah!
MATT
Get off me!
TOM
It's funny because you're suffering.
MATT kicks TOM off him.
The pair settle down to sit on the rubble. Both of them are wounded and bleeding.
TOM
So much for being better on my own.
MATT
Yeah. I didn't manage to make my zombie army either. The only one I could get to follow me was this guy.
The VENGEFUL ZOMBIE snarls, pulling itself hand by hand closer.
MATT
Hey, two meters, buster.
MATT shoots the NAIL GUN at the VENGEFUL ZOMBIE, pinning it in place. It wails. TOM grimaces at the sight.
TOM
I'm sorry about earlier.
MATT
Yeah, you should be.
TOM kicks him.
MATT
Ow.
MATT punches TOM's arm.
TOM
Ow. This is why I hate you
(BEAT)
Nah. I don't hate you. Not because of that, anyway. I shouldn't have pushed you away like I did.
TOM sighs, puts his face in his hands.
MATT
Well... You know how it is. This pandemic has been hard on all of us.
TOM
No. That's not it. I think something's wrong with me. I think something's been wrong with me for a long time.
MATT reaches a hand out to touch TOM'S shoulder, hesitates, then sets it back down on his lap.
MATT
I get that.
TOM
Huh. As if.
MATT
I do. What you said before was... Honestly it was really, really mean.
TOM
Yeah. Definitely some of my best work.
MATT
Indubitably. But it was also... True.
TOM sits up to look at him.
MATT
I may be handsome, well-dressed and smell like a summer's breeze...
TOM
More like a waste tip on a hot day.
MATT frowns at him.
TOM
Right. Go on.
MATT
But even I have problems I'm dealing with. Even with all my brilliant genetics and fantastic sense of style... I'm still haunted by the horrible decisions I made in my past, that ultimately led to our friendship being permanently complicated and tense due to unresolved trauma.
Echoes of a bear growling, a gunshot, and TOM wailing "Father!". Both look equally traumatized as they remember their past.
MATT
But I've found a way to push back against all those bad thoughts I have about myself.
TOM
You... Stopped giving guns to bears?
MATT
Haha. No. Not even slightly. I do daily affirmations!
MATT whips a pocket mirror out and grins at his reflection.
MATT
You are so good looking!
He turns the mirror to TOM.
MATT
Here, you try!
TOM sighs and regards his expression. He pulls a few faces, then slowly settles into a smile.
TOM
You're alright.
MATT
See! You'll be just like me in no time!
MATT throws an arm around TOM's shoulders.
TOM
God, I hope not.
MATT
I don't think there's anything wrong with you, Tom, no more than there's anything wrong with, uh, other avid gun collectors. The only thing that is wrong, is that horrible demon possessing your body that turns you into a monster and attacks the city.
TOM
...Thanks, Matt.
MATT
Also your terrifying face.
TOM
You can stop now.
TOM pushes MATT's arm off him and stands. He looks down at his ruined SUIT.
TOM
What now? We're both a mess and we still don't even know where Edd is.
MATT
I have one solution.
MATT pulls out a roll of DUCT TAPE.
TOM'S eyes widen.
YANK! RIP! SLAP!
TOM’s SUIT is patched up with the TAPE.
TOM
Huh, guess you retained some skills from when we did the roof.
MATT
(SHIFTY)
Haha. Yeah. The roof.
TOM spots something on the floor, steadily makes his way over and picks it up. It's a piece of MISSILE. He turns it over. The READ LEADER symbol has been painted onto it. MATT looks at it, shrugs at him.
A SPARKLE in the sky.
MATT squints up at it.
MATT
What is that?
TOM
I don't know. Probably another one of Tord's stupid inventions.
MATT
No. That!
He points up. TOM tilts his head back.
The SPARKLE grows larger. Fire, burning, plummeting towards EARTH. A second SPARKLE appears behind it.
Both of their eyes go wide.
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(this weeks update is also delayed due to health reasons, apologies again! will get us back on schedule next week!)
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and then the escape pod struck earth, wiping out all human and zombie life across the planet.
the end!
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This week’s update will be delayed due to a busy life schedule and health needs
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THE CAT SPACESHIP - TELEPORTATION ROOM
EDD frantically tries to get the teleporter to work, but it won't respond. He looks around, sees the ESCAPE PODS. He rushes over.
RINGO cuts him off.
EDD
Ringo, I'm leaving.
RINGO
I can't wet you do that, Edd.
EDD
Then you leave me no choice.
EDD pulls the TOOL from his pocket and points it at RINGO.
RINGO smirks, ears tilting back.
RINGO
What do you pwan to do with dat, Edd? You gonna kiw me?
EDD
I'm going to do what I have to!
EDD presses the button on the TOOL.
A RED DOT appears on the wall. RINGO'S eyes go huge and it immediately starts to paw at the wall.
EDD
Seriously? Every time?
EDD keeps RINGO distracted as he edges around the room, presses the button for an ESCAPE POD, then slips inside. He drops the TOOL just before shutting the door.
RINGO snaps out of it.
RINGO
Edd!
It throws itself against the window of the ESCAPE POD.
RINGO
What's your pwan, huh? It's cowd outside, dewe's no kind of atmosphere. You're aww awone, more ow less!
EDD
I have to get back to my friends!
RINGO
Dey'we not youw fwiends!
ESCAPE POD
EDD slams his hands down onto the buttons. The ESCAPE POD starts up.
It judders.
EDD
Wait. No. I've got this.
RINGO
(THROUGH THE WINDOW)
You gotta-
EDD
I've got it.
The ESCAPE POD splutters.
RINGO
You gotta put it in fiwst.
EDD
You don't have to tell me.
RINGO
It's not automatic.
EDD
Yeah, I can drive manual just fine.
RINGO
Don't put it in wevewse.
EDD
I've got it!
The ESCAPE POD revs up.
With a burst of power it shoots out from the CAT SPACESHIP and soars through space. Debris of RABBIT SPACESHIP float past.
EDD stares at the CAT SPACESHIP as it gets every smaller. In the distance, the CAT PLANET is a dot.
EDD
Sorry, Ringo. You left me no choice.
EDD turns to face the other way. EARTH gets slowly bigger.
SPACE
RINGO clings to the outside of the ESCAPE POD. It laughs manically.
The ESCAPE POD gets closer and closer to EARTH.
OUTSIDE - the ruins
A twinkle in the sky... Slowly pans down to ground level.
Dust clouds hang in the air. Debris is scattered everywhere. Bodies lie draped over broken buildings. The sound of FIGHTING can be heard.
Out of the dust, MATT, wielding a CHAINSAW. ZOMBIE LAUREL follows behind, dragged along on a LEASH.
ZOMBIE LAUREL reaches over and grabs his SUIT HELMET. He slaps her off. Turns his attention forwards.
TORD is piloting a MECH, shooting at an oncoming horde of ZOMBIES. He shoots a MISSILE, blowing up a crowd of zombies, sending cars flying.
MATT
Hey! Hey!
TORD turns to look back at him.
TORD
You again? How are you not dead yet?
MATT
What are you doing? That's my future zombie army you're shooting at!
TORD
Zombie army?
MATT
Yes! I'm training them just like I was trained in the Military.
ZOMBIE LAUREL drools. Her DANGLING TONGUE falls out.
MATT
They're... Slow learners.
TORD
Oh, you remember that eddventure but you don't remember me?
MATT rubs his chin thoughtfully.
TORD
I was there the whole time.
MATT keeps rubbing his chin.
TORD
I had a jet pack!
MATT
Waiiit... Are you the one who's face got stuck up a hippo's arse?
TORD
Wh- why is that what you remember?
TORD fumes for a second.
TORD
I don't have time for your stupid games. I've indulged you enough.
He turns away, going back to shooting ZOMBIES.
MATT
Oi, Hippo-head! Don't ignore me!
MATT pulls out his nail gun and shoots. It hits TORD in the arm.
TORD looks down. Turns his arm over. Light glints over the METAL HAND. He flexes his arm. The nail shoots out, hits one of ZOMBIE LAUREL in the head, killing her instantly.
MATT'S face drops.
TORD
Now you're really starting to piss me off.
TORD turns the MECHA to face MATT.
MATT
Oh. Haha. No. That was- that was an accident.
TORD
Then I won't let you make another "accident".
The MISSILE LAUNCHER turns to face MATT.
MATT points his NAIL GUN at TORD, hands shaking.
THUD! The world shakes.
MATT looks around.
THUD! Even closer now.
TORD slowly tilts his head back. MATT looks up as well.
A shadow spreads over them. They both look up.
The MONSTER crash-lands between them, knocking them both back. It straightens and screeches.
TORD has been knocked to the ground. He rolls onto his front and laughs manically.
TORD
I knew it! I knew you could transform! No one would believe me, but I was right!
The MONSTER screeches, slams its claws down. TORD rolls aside, being narrowly missed by the attack.
TORD
You were always so angry, Tom, I guess this was the push you needed!
MATT pulls himself up slowly.
MATT
Wait, that's Tom?
TORD drags himself to the fallen MECH and grabs the MISSILE LAUNCHER.
TORD
I can't use you when you're running loose.
He grins, manually pointing it at the MONSTER.
MATT
Leave my friend alone!
MATT runs in front of the MONSTER, arms spread wide.
MATT
Tom! Run!
The MONSTER screeches at him.
TORD
(LAUGHS)
He doesn't recognize you.
MATT
Tom, look at me!
The MONSTER hesitates.
MATT'S face sparkles.
MATT
Look at my beautiful face!
The MONSTER screeches and slams its claws down.
MATT jumps aside just in time, hits the ground, rolls to a stop. He looks up at the MONSTER, terrified.
MATT
Tom! Seriously! Snap out of it!
TORD laughs.
TORD
It's too late! He's a weapon for me to use now.
He grins, finger on the LAUNCH button.
TORD
This will hurt a bit.
TORD cackles-
His SUIT HELMET shatters! A NAIL hits him on the BANDAGED SIDE of his face. He howls in pain and doubles over.
MATT lowers the NAIL GUN.
MATT
That's what you get!
TORD
This isn't over!
TORD, clutching his face, slams the LAUNCH button. The MISSILE shoots over MATT's head to the MONSTER, hitting it square in the face. It howls at the MISSILE explodes, the force sending both it and MATT flying.
MATT hits the ground hard, rolls, his SUIT HELMET cracks, GLASS SHARDS scratch his face.
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RISE OF THE SPACE CATS
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An Eddsworld Fan-Script: Part 9
THE CAT SPACESHIP - STORAGE CLOSET
CRASH!
The SPACESHIP shakes. Various TOOLS drop from the shelves, bonking EDD on the head on their way down. EDD pockets one of them.
EDD
What was that?
RINGO
(GASPS)
What was it? What was it?
Ringo blinks big sparkly eyes.
EDD
Stop doing that!
RINGO
We are undew seige fwom an owd enemy.
EDD
Eduardo's dog is an alien too?
RINGO
Psh. No. Dis is an enemy more tewwifying dan you can imagine.
THE CAT SPACESHIP - DECK
EDD and RINGO arrive to meet COMMANDER WODEN.
COMMANDER WODEN
(SUBTITLES)
Turn on clawmmunications.
The window looking out into space becomes a SCREEN. A large RABBIT HEAD appears while it connects.
EDD
Bunnies? Your enemies are rabbits?
RINGO
Not just wabbits. Dwywe awien wabbits, dats what dey awe.
The connection secures and the face of CHIEF JAKKA appears. It is a menacing ALIEN HARE with a bright PINK STRIPE down its face.
CHIEF JAKKA communicates in rabbit "clucks".
Chief Jakka
(SUBTITLES)
Look what the cat dragged in.
EDD giggles.
COMMANDER WODEN
(SUBTITLES)
State your purpose, longears!
CHIEF JAKKA
(SUBTITLES)
Surrender your ship, longtails, or die by our newest weapon. The laser cannon death sentence!
COMMANDER WODEN
(SUBTITLES)
Never! We'll hunt you like rodents!
CHIEF JAKKA
(SUBTITLES)
Then suffer our vicious revenge!
EDD is barely containing his giggles.
EDD
Why are you fighting these guys? They sound funny!
RINGO
Psh. Dey'we mad because we wuined de enviwoment of deir pwanet and made it uninhabitabwe.
EDD
What?
RINGO
Honestwey, you eat a few biwd species to exitnction and suddenwy it's aww "cats shouwdent be awwowed outside!". Ugh. Dwama queens.
EDD
You need to apologize!
RINGO
No way! Da whole weason we stawted the zombie apowaypse on Earth was to kiww the bunny bastawds.
EDD gasps.
EDD
You started the zombie apocalypse?
RINGO
Of couwse! Space wabbits are awergic to zombies. Dwop a bit of toxic waste hewe, bit of toxic waste dewe, and we have a pwanet of bio-weapons!
EDD
Surely you can't be serious.
RINGO
I am sweious. And don't caw me sherly.
EDD
But they're all going to kill us right now!
RINGO
Not a chance! Our piwots are da best in da gawaxy!
A RED DOT appears on the floor. RINGO'S eyes go huge. Every cat in the DECK drops down to all fours, pawing at it, each trying to catch the DOT as it zips back and forth.
EDD looks out the window. A RABBIT SHAPED SPACESHIP has a giant LAZER POINTER sticking out the front. A giant LAZER CANON suddenly pops out the other side.
EDD looks around in panic. All the cats are distracted. He stares at the control panel - it makes no sense to him.
EDD
Think like a cat, think like a cat!
EDD slaps the buttons.
SPACE
Lazer guns appear from the side of the spaceship, shooting at the RABBIT SPACE SHIP.
The ALIEN RABBITS fire back, lazers hitting the ship.
THE CAT SPACESHIP - DECK
EDD is knocked down.
He scrambles back up, reaching over to bat at some of the switches and joysticks.
SPACE
A huge FORCEFIELD activates around the CAT SPACESHIP. The LAZERS bounce off it.
THE CAT SPACESHIP - DECK
EDD
Hah!
He reaches up, swiping at dangling toys and strings.
space
An ENERGY WAVE eminates from the CAT SPACESHIP, hitting the RABBIT SPACESHIP.
THE RABBIT SPACESHIP
CHIEF JAKKA and the other alien rabbits yank their ears down, cringing at the loud noise
CHIEF JAKKA
(SUBTITLES)
The drill!
THE CAT SPACESHIP - DECK
EDD watches the chaos proudly. His face drops.
Through the window we see two giant CLAWS reach out and grab the FORCEFIELD. A GLOWING DRILL pokes out from the front of the RABBIT SPACESHIP and starts to tunnel through the FORCEFIELD, making it crack.
The end of the DRILL opens, the head of a MISSILE LAUNCHER poking out.
EDD frantically slaps and yanks at everything he can, to no avail.
The RABBIT SPACESHIP shoots the MISSILE. It hits - breaking pieces off, leaving huge burn marks across the window. Alarms go off, flashing lights fill the DECK.
EDD grabs the CONTROL PANEL to stabilise himself.
EDD
Uh, a little help?
The alien cats are all still distracted, running after the DOT. A few jump on EDD as they rush past, trying to catch it.
EDD
There's got to be something else.
He spots a COLA CAN sat on the control panel. It's open. He grimmaces, covers his eyes with one hand, slowly reaches out the other... His fingertips brush the edge...
THE RABBIT SPACESHIP
CHIEF JAKKA laughs, the other alien rabbits watch.
THE CAT SPACESHIP - DECK
EDD knocks over the COLA CAN, spilling COLA all across the control panel. It fizzes and sparks.
A GIANT LAZER CANNON appears and shoots a huge beam at the enemy ship, ripping through the DRILL.
THE RABBIT SPACESHIP
CHIEF JAKKA'S ears drop in horror as the LAZER gets closer, filling the ship with GREEN LIGHT.
CHIEF JAKKA
(SUBTITLES)
To the escape pods!
The alien rabbits flee.
SPACE
The LAZER hits the RABBIT SPACESHIP. It explodes, debris flying everywhere.
THE CAT SPACESHIP - DECK
The alien cats all cheer. EDD grins as he watches. Orange light fills the deck from the explosion.
RINGO
You did it! You saved us aww!
EDD
Hurray!
RINGO
You deserve a tweat for being a good boy!
EDD
Sweet! Can I go home?
RINGO
Haha! No.
EDD’s face drops.
EDD
But I can't stay out here. I'm really not... Feline it.
RINGO
Eh. I've heard bettew.
EDD
Purred better?
EDD/RINGO
Eyy.
Close in on RINGO.
RINGO
Edd, I understand you want to wive on youw misewable wittle pwanet, but it's actuawy-
Wide shot, the sound of running feet, EDD is no longer there.
RINGO
Oh, he's gone.
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The update is going to be delayed by a day or two due to a Very busy life schedule, sorry for all these delays!!
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O to hang out in a pile of itty bitty alien kitties
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quick doodle!
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Rise of the Space Cats is going to be delayed until next week while I sort out some personal stuff, I’ll try to post some fun doodles in between until then!
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An Eddsworld Fan-Script: Part 8
OUTSIDE - DARK ALLEY
TOM drags his feet across the ground. He's wobbly, eyes flickering, hands on his head.
Two SUITED FIGURES appear. One pointing a GUN at him.
TOM bares his teeth - sharp.
TOM
Get away from me! I have a hangover and and, uh... A mean backhand.
FIGURE 1
Wait, he's not one of them.
FIGURE 2 lowers their gun.
FIGURE 2
Have you been bitten?
TOM
Recently? Why, you planning to have a go?
FIGURE 2 raises their gun again.
TOM
No! No I haven't been bitten!
FIGURE 1
Come with us.
The two FIGURES walk away. TOM watches them and groans, then follows.
They enter a DRAIN and climb down into the SEWERS. TOM raises an eyebrow, then climbs after them, gagging at the smell.
THE SEWERS
TOM squints through the darkness. A MATCH is lit, illuminating Several people, huddled in a makeshift hideout. Including-
TOM
The mayor? What are you doing here?
THE MAYOR
Can't a man hide- I mean, protect his valued constituents?
TOM
Uh-huh. So your plan is to stay down here, learn martial arts and eat pizza?
SURVIVOR (who is April O’Neil)
No! We're also here to skateboard.
She does a sick flip with a pizza slice in hand.
TOM
Oh, neat!
THE MAYOR
It's safe down here, any infected get thrown into the water, and the only other people here besides us are those guys.
He points to a bundle of sleeping CLONES covered in raw sewage.
TOM
Huh.
FIGURE 1
But we're also here to find a way...
FIGURE 1 and 2 both remove their HELMETS, revealing themselves to be KIM and KATYA.
FIGURE 1/KIM
To escape the zombie plague!
TOM
Wait, I thought you two would be dead.
KATYA
Why would we be dead?
TOM
Dead lesbian syndrome, I guess.
KIM
We're past being problematic representations of queer women. We're community activists, and we're going to rescue all these people.
The other survivors nod.
TOM
Yeah? How.
KIM
We...
She gestures to a WALL OF WEAPONS.
KIM
Have amassed an extensive armory to protect us.
TOM gasps. He's completely entranced. He reaches over to touch, laughing, lovestruck.
KATYA slaps his hand away.
KATYA
No.
TOM
But-
Katya shakes her head.
TOM
Why not?
KIM
We can't trust you. You don't exactly have a good reputation with weapons.
TOM
Sure I do! I get a weapon, and then I use it to hurt someone. That's what they're for.
KIM and KATYA look at each other, unimpressed.
TOM
Okay, maybe that sounded bad. But think of it this way, I know how to use a gun.
KATYA
So do I.
TOM
Okay, sure, but I also... Hm. I can. Uh. Hm. Well, you should give me a gun.
KIM
How about you help us with something else...
CUT TO
KIM, KATYA and TOM all poke their heads out of a MANHOLE. ZOMBIES lurch around them. On the other sie of the road is an abandoned BUS.
KIM
We need to get to that bus. Someone needs to go out there, to sacrifice themself as a noble hero, and grant us safe passage to escape.
KATYA
Someone who has no close friends, no living family, someone who maybe everyone kinda hates.
They both stare at TOM.
TOM
Ooooh ho ho ho, no. No way.
An adorable little girl approaches TOM from below in the sewer.
ADORABLE LITTLE GIRL
Please sir, won't you help us?
TOM frowns.
OUTSIDE - STREET
The ADORABLE LITTLE GIRL is thrown across the street, screaming. She lands among the ZOMBIES, who immediately pile onto her.
TOM grabs KIMS gun and shoots at the ZOMBIES. KIM and KATYA watch in horror.
TOM
There you go. Solved your problem. Now we can all get the hell out of here.
CUT TO
The BUS drives away, leaving TOM on the side of the road.
TOM
Hey! You can't leave me here! I saved your lives! Come back!
The BUS turns around...
And splashes a puddle on him as it drives away. TOM is drenched.
TOM
Screw you guys! I hope the wheels on your bus go round and round into a ditch!
He looks down. His trainers are stained brown.
TOM
Ugh, not the checker-print!
TOM'S eyes turn purple. He grips his head and hunches over. His body is changing - becoming inhuman!
TOM
What is- wrong with me?
BOOM!
TOM turns, just in time to see a CAR flying towards him, flung by the force of the explosion. It's shadow covers him-
The CAR crashes directly onto him, windows shattering, alarm beeping.
Beat.
The MONSTER bursts through, howling in anger. It sets its sight on the explosion and leaps across the city.
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