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At your side pt2

Risotto watched you as you leaned on the side of the carriage, a melancholy expression plastered on your face as you stared vacantly at the window. After what seemed like an eternity you looked at Risotto and spoke.

“I don’t understand, who would have killed Isaac? Why? Every moment I keep asking myself that question with no answer” you asked in a mutter.

“I don’t know the answer but there could have been a great many reasons but I don’t think you should worry yourself about that, I’m sure it won’t take too long for the case to be solved” he assured you, yet it did little to do so.

You were at your most vulnerable. The first person you had fallen in love with was violently murdered and you were now forced to go to a kingdom you knew nothing about as a political prisoner. For the first time in your life fear and grief consumed you. You were paranoid that something horrible could happen at any moment.

“What if whoever murdered Isaac intends to kill me as well? What if Isaac’s family believes that my family is behind his murder and prosecutes me?” you asked, your breathing became labored. You couldn’t handle the stress. Risotto took your hand in his. Your eyes widened in shock, not once had he ever touched you.

“(Y/n), I am your bodyguard. It’s my sworn duty to protect you” he told you as he looked straight into your eyes. A deep exhale left your lips.

"I know, it's just… with all that's happened I don't know what to think" you explained.

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As you and Risotto walked into the castle he kept close to you. Shoulder to shoulder you both walked to the throne room, more and more guards followed behind and he could see the visible concern on your face.

Finally you two reached the throne room to see Isaac's parents sitting upon their throne.

"I hope your journey had no issues princess (Y/n)?" The queen asked. You bowed to her.

"Not at all, thank you for asking" you replied, sweating profusely, your breath labored.

"You do not sound well, are you perhaps sick?" The Queen asked you once more, concern laced her voice. You were about to respond before Risotto spoke.

"The past few weeks have been a strain on her highness. Perhaps you should let her rest before you start asking more questions" he spoke coldly.

The royals were shocked by how he spoke to them but pardoned it. The travel would have been laborious. They quickly ushered their servants to quickly guide you to your room. You entered and laid flat on the bed. They then tried to guide Risotto to another room but he refused.

“I shall sleep in the next room, I do not care about any other arrangement” he hissed, they scurried off instantly. He knocked on your door.

“Risotto?” You asked.

“Yes” he replied.

“Come in” you told him and he did.

“You shouldn't have entered til after I inspected the room” he told you.

“Why?” You asked.

“This room could very well be a trap” he warned you as he started inspecting objects and moving furniture.

“How so?” You asked, worry growing in your voice.

“They could have poisoned the water in that jug, had a bear trap under those blankets or even have hidden passages” he told you in a stoic tone. You carefully shuffled off the bed and pulled off the blankets to check, luckily there was nothing.

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Weeks had passed and the king and queen assured you that they would not harm you. They could see you had no malice intent. However you were not to leave the castle as they feared that the public consensus was not the same as there's.

It drove stir crazy, you hated being trapped inside the castle walls.

‘How much longer would this last?’ you thought to yourself. Staring out the window towards the moon.

‘I have to see him’ you thought with a broken heart. So you grabbed your shawl and carefully navigated the castle, avoiding the guards. The royal cemetery had to be close.

You walked for what seemed like forever until you found the cemetery. Your gut twisted, telling you desperately to turn back but your need to see him pushed you further until you were at his grave. Your knees crashed into the dirt as you embraced the headstone of his grave.

“Issac my love, taken away too soon!” you burst into tears.

“For what cruel demon would do this to you” you continued deliriously. So lost in grief you sobbed until you heard steps approach.

“I'm sorry, I had to see him. I promise I won't leave the castle grounds again” you pleaded as you turned around expecting a guard only for it to be Risotto.

“Risotto…” you muttered his name as you felt your heart race. Something was off but you didn't know what. He took a step forward and instinctively you crawled back.

“(Y/n) you have grieved for so long now, you must put it to rest” he told you.

“Risotto my heart bleeds as if someone had put a knife through it, every waking moment is agony. The one time I found love it was taken from me immediately” you wept as you stood to your feet.

“You barely knew him!” he snarled.

“You do not understand my loss, have you ever loved another Risotto?!” You argued.

“Yes I have, I have killed for her… for losing her is my greatest nightmare” he explained as he approached you. You backed away more

“She is stubborn and ever trusting of all she meets. I killed the man she fell for to protect her as I knew if I didn't she would be trapped with no way to escape” he continued.

“That does not sound like love Risotto… it is sickening you'd do such a thing, if she knew she'd see nothing but a monster” you told him.

“So that is it? I am a monster in your eyes… after everything I've done for you?” he asked. Your eyes widened. Was this a confession that he was Isaac's murderer? You tried your hardest to keep yourself together.

“I couldn't have him hurt you-”

“Stay away from me!” You screamed as you tried to run away but he tackled you into the dirt.

“I can't do that, after all I pledged to be at your side” he told you. His lips quickly crashing into yours. His kiss was ravenous, so desperate for your lips. Your first kiss robbed from you by your deluded knight.

You tried to fight back but to no avail. Trapped underneath him, his weight almost crushing you. It seemed like forever until he stopped and gazed down at you. Hoping to see adoration but instead met with disgust.

“Get off of me! When the guards find out what you've done they'll have your head!” You screamed.

“You think I'm just going to let you go and tell them?” He asked you, amused by your insistence. You remained silent. He chucked in response.

“I'll give you a chance, but if I manage to catch you I'm never going to let you go” he told you. You got up and he quickly grabbed you.

“And just to make this easier I'll give you til I count to 15 before I begin chase” he told you before letting you go.

#yandere jjba #yandere jojo's bizarre adventure #yandere x reader #yandere #yandere risotto #fairy tale au #royal au

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return-of-a-space-cowboy · 1 day

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Asks are open for these prompts

Gemstone themed yandere prompts

Feel free to reblog and use

Alexandrite- what brings the yandere the most joy?

Angelite- how calm is the yandere and what aggravates them?

Aventurine- does the yandere's plans run smoothly or are there obstacles that get in the way?

Black Tourmaline- does the yandere want to protect darling or harm them?

Blue Lace Agate- how truthful is the yandere?

Carnelian- how does the yandere deal with their darlings strong will?

Charoite- how does the yandere learn more about darling?

Chrysoprase- how does the yandere deal with heartbreak?

Diamond- what does the yandere want from their ideal darling?

Emerald- how does the yandere show their love?

Garnet- what is the yandere's ideal future with darling?

Kunzite- is the yandere's motivations love, lust or something else?

Lapis Lazuli- is the yandere controling or manipulative?

Moonstone- are there things that the yandere will hide from darling at all costs?

Opal- what makes the yandere tick?

Rhodonite- does the yandere want kids and would they force darling into having them?

Unakite- does the yandere have a point of no return or will they eventually realize how dire the consequences of their actions?

Yellow Sapphire- does the yandere believe that they are the one that darling should praise or do the believe that darling deserves theirs?

#yandere jjba #yandere jojo's bizarre adventure

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return-of-a-space-cowboy · 4 days

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how to find literally any post on a blog in seconds (on desktop)

there are so many posts about ~tumblr is so broken, you can’t find any post on your own blog, it’s impossible, bluhrblub~

I am here to tell you otherwise! it is in fact INCREDIBLY easy to find a post on a blog if you’re on desktop/browser and you know what you’re doing:

url.tumblr.com/tagged/croissant will bring up EVERY post on the blog tagged with the specific and exact phrase #croissant. every single post, every single time. in chronological order starting with the most recent post. note: it will not find #croissants or that time you made the typo #croidnssants. for a tag with multiple words, it’s just /tagged/my-croissant and it will show you everything with the exact phrase #my croissant

url.tumblr.com/tagged/croissant/chrono will bring up EVERY post on the blog tagged with the exact phrase #croissant, but it will show them in reverse order with the oldest first

url.tumblr.com/search/croissant isn’t as perfect at finding everything, but it’s generally loads better than the search on mobile. it will find a good array of posts that have the word croissant in them somewhere. could be in the body of the post (op captioned it “look at my croissant”) or in the tags (#man I want a croissant). it won’t necessarily find EVERYTHING like /tagged/ does, but I find it’s still more reliable than search on mobile. you can sometimes even find posts by a specific user by searching their url. also, unlike whatever random assortment tumblr mobile pulls up, it will still show them in a more logically chronological order

url.tumblr.com/day/2020/11/05 will show you every post on the blog from november 5th, 2020, in case you’re taking a break from croissants to look for destiel election memes

url.tumblr.com/archive/ is search paradise. easily go to a particular month and see all posts as thumbnails! search by post type! search by tags but as thumbnails now

url.tumblr.com/archive/filter-by/audio will show you every audio post on your blog (you can also filter by other post types). sometimes a little imperfect if you’re looking for a video when the op embedded the video in a text post instead of posting as a video post, etc

url.tumblr.com/archive/tagged/croissant will show you EVERY post on the blog tagged with the specific and exact phrase #croissant, but it will show you them in the archive thumbnail view divided by months. very useful if you’re looking for a specific picture of a croissant that was reblogged 6 months ago and want to be able to scan for it quickly

url.tumblr.com/archive/filter-by/audio/tagged/croissant will show you every audio post tagged with the specific phrase #croissant (you can also filter by photo or text instead, because I don’t know why you have audio posts tagged croissant)

the tag system on desktop tumblr is GENUINELY amazing for searching within a specific blog!

caveat: this assumes a person HAS a desktop theme (or “custom theme”) enabled. a “custom theme” is url.tumblr.com, as opposed to tumblr.com/url. I’ve heard you have to opt-into the former now, when it used to be the default, so not everyone HAS a custom theme where you can use all those neat url tricks.

if the person doesn’t have a “custom theme” enabled, you’re beholden to the search bar. still, I’ve found the search bar on tumblr.com/url is WAY more reliable than search on mobile. for starters, it tends to bring posts up in a sensible order, instead of dredging up random posts from 2013 before anything else

if you’re on mobile, I’m sorry. godspeed and good luck finding anything. (my one tip is that if you’re able to click ON a tag rather than go through the search bar, you’ll have better luck. if your mutual has recently reblogged a post tagged #croissant, you can click #croissant and it’ll bring up everything tagged #croissant just like /tagged/croissant. but if there’s no readily available tag to click on, you have to rely on the mobile search bar and its weird bizarre whims)

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return-of-a-space-cowboy · 5 days

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The first two products are in the works!!!

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return-of-a-space-cowboy · 7 days

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♡ Yandere Alphabet ♡

Remastered with permission from the creator. Original alphabet found here.

Affection: How do they show their love and affection? How intense would it get?

Blood: How messy are they willing to get when it comes to their darling?

Cruelty: How would they treat their darling once abducted? Would they mock them?

Darling: Aside from abduction, would they do anything against their darling’s will?

Exposed: How much of their heart do they bare to their darling? How vulnerable are they when it comes to their darling?

Fight: How would they feel if their darling fought back?

Game: Is this a game to them? How much would they enjoy watching their darling try to escape?

Hell: What would be their darling’s worst experience with them?

Ideals: What kind of future do they have in mind for/with their darling?

Jealousy: Do they get jealous? Do they lash out or find a way to cope?

Kisses: How do they act around or with their darling?

Love letters: How would they go about courting or approaching their darling?

Mask: Are their true colors drastically different from the way they act around everyone else?

Naughty: How would they punish their darling?

Oppression: How many rights would they take away from their darling?

Patience: How patient are they with their darling?

Quit: If their darling dies, leaves, or successfully escapes, would they ever be able to move on?

Regret: Would they ever feel guilty about abducting their darling? Would they ever let their darling go?

Stigma: What brought about this side of them (childhood, curiosity, etc)?

Tears: How do they feel about seeing their darling scream, cry, and/or isolate themselves?

Unique: Would they do anything different from the classic yandere?

Vice: What weakness can their darling exploit in order to escape?

Wit’s end: Would they ever hurt their darling?

Xoanon: How much would they revere or worship their darling? To what length would they go to win their darling over?

Yearn: How long do they pine after their darling before they snap?

Zenith: Would they ever break their darling?

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return-of-a-space-cowboy · 10 days

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Feeling like writing up some headcannons and scenarios. So please feel free to send an ask.

#yandere jjba #yandere jojo's bizarre adventure

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return-of-a-space-cowboy · 15 days

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Always the writer, never the reader.

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return-of-a-space-cowboy · 15 days

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comments on fanfics

I thought about writing this post for a long time and decided, fuck it, I'm gonna write this.

All over my dash I see people being disappointed because nobody is leaving comments on ao3 anymore/rebloging things on tumblr.

And the only thing I can think about this is: it's so true.

Two weeks ago I posted the epilog of my 60k words fanfic (I've been writing on it for almost a year and got some positive feedback on it) and I got ZERO comments, or kudos on the epilog.

I can see that people kicked on it, but I have no idea whether they liked it or not. (And I used to get a comment on my story now and then)

Last week I posted the first extra chapter (I planned three of these) and also got no reaction.

No I'm just sitting here, wondering if my writing is just true shit.

This is also the reason I was hesitate to post this. Maybe it's not the people and just that shithole of a story I've been writing.

Things like are just running around my head now and must say that the motivation to even finish those extra chapters is gone.

GUYS, IF YOU LIKE A FANFIC PLEASE LET THE AUTHOR KNOW, IT MEANS SO MUCH TO THEM.

So if you read a good story, not some bullshit like mine, write that comment.

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return-of-a-space-cowboy · 16 days

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I know the fic and just tried to search ao3. I can't find it but I can offer you some breadcrumbs now if it'll help. Hopefully I'm thinking it's the same fic.

Risotto was a eel, I think it was it's own fic and not in a one-shot collection and it was two chapters with the second being smut.

I think it's most likely deleted but I hope not.

When you can't find an old fanfiction you liked

😭😭😭

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return-of-a-space-cowboy · 19 days

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So guys

I just think they're neat 🥺

#yandere x reader

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return-of-a-space-cowboy · 25 days

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So close

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🧚‍♀️ Anon

Did you do something with a Beetlejuice AU for JJBA? It was either you or someone else

But all in all that movie was funny (Tim Burton has some delicious ideas, especially for Yan’s)

Yep that was me. Man in the mirror was the name.

Started it years ago (probably not too long after starting this blog) and kinda gave up. It was with Illuso. Basically ghost darling wanting to get revenge on her husband who poisoned them for the money. Unfortunately the husband brought in his new partner and her kid. Now darling has the dilemma of trying to get revenge while also trying to somehow get her and the kid to leave. Unfortunately Illuso wants to kill them all.

Yeah I'm a big fan of Tim Burtons earlier works and au potential is quite strong.

#yandere jjba #yandere jojo's bizarre adventure

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Hi there, could I please request some yandere Blackmore headcannons?

Thank you and have a wonderful day!

Alright finally let’s do something for this guy, I rather enjoyed his character the little bit he was in SBR. Little bit of speculation on my part of how I think Blackmore works Yandere, hope you don’t mind!

Yandere! Blackmore

Being the calm analytical type, he starts off casually remembering little things about you. Frivolous details most others wouldn’t pay much mind to, such as your hand writing. How you might write a letter versus the next person he sees in the room. Which he finds pretty important considering how loyal he is to Funny Valentine. Although your style of doing things seems to stick out to him.

It builds up over time as he keeps note of more things that don’t seem very pertinent to his work. (You don’t even have to be working for the government either). When Blackmore has more free time on his hands he spends his time unraveling his feelings towards you, perhaps he should do research just to see where you’re around.

He’ll dig up anything immediate family or cousins, friends, acquaintances, and eventually he finds himself popping up somewhere you might need to get supplies from. Something casual no matter whether you stay at home or work. From there, he might overhear a conversation or two. Something clicks once again and he finds another quirk about your voice. Whether you have a lisp, an accent, or mispronounce something he finds it cute.

He’s certainly a stalker type taking his time to get to know all your strengths and weaknesses. Blackmore is careful to not make you aware of his presence completely, and most certainly takes advantage of utilizing Catch the Rainbow when the weather is fitting for it.

As for anyone else you interact with, he is rather blasé about their relationship with you. No, they’re not really all that interesting to be talking to you in the first place. Though he does keep in mind how often they interact with you, and where they place relationship wise, platonically or romantically. If it’s the later he may see to it, that he may have to intervene eventually if he truly wants to pursue you.

He’ll catch you out in the rain one day, making it appear as if he had crossed paths with you for the first time. Did you perhaps slip and fall in the mud that had formed during this unsettled weather? Or perhaps you needed a reprieve from the sudden downpour with his umbrella. He can give off an unsettling disposition as he softly offers to help you out, but personally tries to encourage you to take him up on his offer.

Since he’s stalked you for long enough to get a soft profile of your personality, Blackmore is firm to strike a casual conversation that piques your interest. All while being unassuming to a stranger or even a close family member.

He won’t hesitate to take out anyone he believes to be a threat to his pursuit of you. The way he does it, he will find a way to frame it as a mere accident or a conflict with a different person they may have had tension with. Keeping in mind your reactions and your emotions all while doing so.

Even if at the slightest possibility of you getting cold feet and running off, he refuses to let you get away. It takes a lot of tact and patience, but he’ll find a way to manipulate things to his advantage. Somehow getting authority to look after you depending on how he plays his cards. He doesn’t mind if you start having chills at his ‘scuse me when he ends up saying it. This man adores you either way, but he simply won’t have it of you going off to someone else. So there is a small chance he might use Catch the Rainbow against you but merely for subduing you (pending on the situation).

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return-of-a-space-cowboy · 1 month

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Risotto x afab nurse!Reader

Is this true, or a dream?

He can't see. He can't lift a damn finger. Risotto doesn't have a clue where he is. His team is dead. He's supposed to be dead with them. Is he? Was he alive, or was this his own personal purgatory?

The only light at the end of this seemingly never ending tunnel, the only thing proving to Risotto that he truly was alive, was the gentle hands of a nurse. Her soothing voice speaking softly to him, like an angel's harp on his tired ears. No more is the assassin leader of La Squadra, Risotto Nero is a husk of what he once was. He spends his days in bed, slowly falling deeper in love with the woman who saved his life, and reminiscing of what used to be, with the only family he had

@return-of-a-space-cowboy @weywookitswestwood @crazyyanderefangirlfan

Divider credit is @/firefly-graphics!

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The Maystone mangler pt2

Usually, you'd sleep in on Sunday but today you were up getting dressed in the best and most modest outfit possible. You hadn't attended church since you lived with your parents but you decided you probably should, considering you didn't go out much. Perhaps you'd have the opportunity to get to know some of the townsfolk better.

You looked at yourself in the mirror, checking if your outfit was suitable enough before leaving your bedroom and entering the kitchen.

You turned the light on and stared at it for a moment. It was still flickering, you'd have to buy a new light bulb at some stage.

You grabbed some bread and put it in the toaster before grabbing some spread. While you waited you made your way to the front door and grabbed the newspaper. You put the paper on the dining table on your way back to the kitchen, open the fridge, and grab a carton of juice. You pour yourself a cup before grabbing your toast, putting it on a plate, putting on the spread, and making your way to the dining table.

You sit down and take a bite of toast as you begin to read the news. Nothing really catches your attention. It kind of makes you miss the city news, sure it wasn't all good but gave you something to think about. You sip your juice and finish eating before you leave.

🍂🍂🍂

The morning sermon ended and everyone flocked outside where they grouped up to socialize. You were surprised, when you were a kid everyone was desperate to leave the second the sermon was finished but here everyone seemed to get along with one another.

Honestly, you felt a little out of place. All these people who'd probably known each other their entire lives and you were just some stranger.

“Oh (Y/n) it's good to see you here today” a sweet southern voice that you immediately knew.

“Oh hello Mauve” you greeted as you turned to her direction where she stood with Blackmore who was obviously dressed in his Sunday best. Black dress pants, a white button-up shirt, and a dark blue tie that he was currently fiddling with in his hand.

“And hello Blackmore” you greeted him too. His expression brightened immediately.

“So what brought you to church today?” she asked you.

“Well I finished up with most of the house maintenance and I thought I'd get to know my community more” you replied.

“Oh you poor thing, you tried fixing up that old

house all by yourself” she said as she put your hands in yours.

“You know you can ask all of us here in town if you need any help” she assured you.

“T-thank you” you stuttered, feeling a little embarrassed.

“Blackmore and I were going to head to the diner for breakfast if you want to join,” she offered and you accepted.

You followed them both for 5 or so minutes before you arrived. It was a small diner with a muted palette of browns and dark greens. You sat down at one of the stalls and a waiter quickly handed you all the menus.

You looked at the menu trying to figure out what to eat but you couldn’t decide.

“Do you know what you want (Y/n)?” Mauve asked.

You looked down at the menu, it was massive. And you had already eaten an early breakfast so you weren't too hungry.

“I might just get the standard bacon and eggs and coffee” you replied.

“Are you sure that'll be enough for you?” She asked.

“Yeah, I had some toast before I left” you replied.

“And you want your usual?” Mauve asked as she turned to Blackmore.

“Yes please,” he said.

“Are you ready to order?” the waitress asked. You turned to face her to reply. She was young no older than 14. She had shoulder-length blonde hair and deep blue eyes.

“Oh good morning Lucy, I was wondering why you weren't with Steven this morning” Mauve greeted her.

“Martin called in sick so I offered to take over his shift this morning” she explained.

“anyways what can I get you guys?” She asked.

“Could I get two teas and a coffee, eggs Benedict with a side of mushrooms, the berry waffles, and bacon and eggs?” she told Lucy before you had the chance to tell her your order. Lucy quickly jotted the order in her notebook.

“And how would you like your eggs? Boiled, fried or scrambled?” Lucy asked you.

“fried please” you asked.

“No problem,” she told you.

“I'll have your drinks in a minute,” she told you before leaving.

“Lucy's an absolute sweetheart, she came here only a year ago after she was adopted by the Steels. She's been saving up to go to a nice college and become an English teacher” she told you.

“That's some dedication, when I was her age I had no idea what I wanted to do” you replied.

Shortly after Lucy came back with both a tea and coffee pot along with cups, carefully placing them down while balancing the tray in one hand.

“Food will be out in a few minutes” she assured you before leaving again.

“So (y/n) have you had enough time to explore Maystone?” Mauve asked you as she poured herself and Blackmore some tea.

“A little bit, mostly central,” you replied.

“Oh dear you've been missing out, the best sites are just a little outwards. About a decade ago we'd go hiking in the woods just a bit south of here. The lake was just gorgeous” she told you. Looking at Blackmore there was a somber expression on his face.

“The boys would fish there for hours” she sighed, reminiscing. You could tell that there was a sadness to it. Then you remembered what Magenta said about Frederik.

🍂🍂🍂

After breakfast, you both headed home. When they returned Blackmore went into his room and sank into the double bed, the quilted blanket his mother made pretty much absorbing him. He never was fond of getting up early. Nowadays he didn't really have the luxury of sleeping in but it was a small price to pay to help his mother. So on Sundays, he'd take a nap after church. He closed his eyes only to get startled by a knock on the door.

“Yes, mom?” He asked while sitting up. She opened the door and stood by the doorway.

“Isn't (y/n) so lovely?” she said.

“Um… yes!” he blurted a little flustered.

“You should try talking a little more, I know you want to get to know them better” she spoke sweetly. It was true, he did want to get to know you better but he was absolutely terrible at socializing. Always had been.

“I'm sure they'd really appreciate your company, after all, everything here is entirely new to them" she continued.

"Maybe take them to the old inn for the monthly get-together?” She suggested. He blushed a little at the thought but then he shook his head.

“But what about you? if you were to get hurt I wouldn't be there to help you” he asked. He knew his mom never attended, the idea of leaving her alone and her getting hurt terrified him.

“Blackmore, sweetheart… you shouldn't worry so much about me, live a little for yourself” she said as she came over and hugged him.

“I know it's been tough with everything that's happened, but you've got to set your sights on the future,” she told him before kissing him on the forehead before she got up and made her way out.

“Also I came to tell you I'm putting on some lamb shanks for tonight,” she told him before closing the door.

#yandere jjba #yandere jojo's bizarre adventure #yandere x reader #yandere blackmore #blackmore jojo

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