you have to stop biting the hand that feeds you. go for the neck

This is your reminder before Heartstopper Season 2 that I AM Tori Spring and that I AM the biggest Tori Spring defender.

Foolish one, stop checkin' your mailbox for confessions of love that ain't never gonna come

I’m not even a Gaylor but how did I never catch that when Taylor Swift is describing the Me! music video, she tells Brendon that he’s going to have all the things that define him (theatre, emo kids, etc) and she’s going to have “dancers, cats, GAY PRIDE, people in country western boots.” Like??? Of all the ‘evidence’, why is this one NOT talked about??

I need someone to explain FNAF to me like I’m 5 because I want to see the movie but idk where to even begin with all of the games and lore and everything.

Will: Mike…I—I like boys.

Mike: What? [visibly shaking] How many?? This is so fucked up.

modern au party in their mid twenties decide to try out that el-powered heist in vegas after all (student loan payoffs are a real pain in the ass) and by some minor miracle (aka el) it actually works so they go out to celebrate and by morning no one can remember anything about the night before except for that mike and will definitely weren’t wearing matching wedding bands when they arrived… right?

Can someone please write a fanfiction about D&D: Honor Among Thieves but it’s just them playing in real life and Simon rolls like three nat 1’s in a row trying to get acclimated to the Helm of Disjunction? Anyone?

KELLY CLARKSON AND TAYLOR SWIFT DUET WHEN

i don’t think a breakup negates the art that was created when those feelings were there. lover is still full of love. reputation is still full of fierce secrecy. folklore and evermore are still full of comfort. i don’t think that love is taken away from these things, the feelings are still there and matter. sacred prayer i was there etc

more than anything, i hope taylor is surrounded by so much love and support as she goes through this intensely painful, tough, and difficult time. my entire heart goes out to her.

Better yet, release Mean (Taylor’s Version) the music video ft Joey King and THEN release Call It What You Want (Taylor’s Version) RIGHT NOW challenge.

Taylor, release Call It What You Want (Taylor’s Version) RIGHT NOW challenge

Taylor, release Call It What You Want (Taylor’s Version) RIGHT NOW challenge

Taylor, release Mean (Taylor’s Version) challenge.

I JUST HAD THE HORRIFIC REALIZATION THAT THE REASON I RELATE TO CASSANDRA IS THAT THE CHARACTER THAT MY CRUSH IS RAPUNZEL AND EUGENE IS HER SO MUCH LIKE HER GIRLFRIEND

as much as I want to be Rapunzel, I know I’m Cassanda.

Percy Jackson isn’t a Gryffindor. He’s a Hufflepuff.