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Bastille — Wild World Album {Sentence Starters}
“Heaven, help me.”
“Pain, I can take it easily.”
“Send my regards to hell.”
“I’m the lesser of two evils.”
“Do you wanna be free of this?“
“There’s no room for you here.”
“You might have to excuse me.”
“What you have done is terrible.”
“It goes in one ear out the other.”
“Hold me in this wild, wild world.”
“Not everything had gone to plan.”
“Run away as fast as you can go.”
“We’re not that different, you and I.”
“How can you think you’re serious?“
“It’s always you standing in our way.”
“Oh, what I’d do not to worry like you.”
“Kindness is what you showed to me.”
“Aim, throw your best shot right at me.”
“Never good, just the bad and the ugly.”
“There is no love lost here between us.”
“I can hear your pulse racing from here.”
“’Cause you’re making me feel nervous.”
“I can’t believe the scary points you make.”
“I pray for the ground to swallow me whole.”
“We’re sinking in the pool of your mistakes.”
“In your warmth, I forget how cold it can be.”
“I’ve got demons running round in my head.”
“It’s such a shame we had to see them burn.”
“Who’s this man, who’s this act I hide behind?“
“It must be so lonely, knowing what you know.”
“It was a slight on my honor, so he deserved it.“
“Won’t you lay your healing hands on my chest?“
“So, what would you little maniacs like to do first?“
“And did you ever feel like they were ringing true?“
“What’s gonna be left of the world if you’re not in it?“
“And I don’t think that that’s a selfish want, I really don’t.“
“Lethargy got a hold of me and I don’t know how to shake it.”
“Nothing quite like seeing the world through the TV’s window.”
“I will never understand the power you were holding over me.”
“But you warmed me to my core and you left me wanting more.”
“And now it seems that I’ve drunk too much to give you what you want.”
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↪ 𝑲𝑰𝑺𝑺 ﹠ ᵀᴱᴸᴸ . ( a collection of 50+ kiss prompts . feel free to specify the initiating muse . potentially nsfw content within . will be updated .)
finally kissing the person you’ve been pining for .
a kiss shared during a game ( truth or dare , spin the bottle , etc ) .
kissing your lover to show you forgive them .
neck kisses that turn into love bites .
wiping away your lover’s tears as you kiss them .
a kiss to prove you don’t have feelings for them .
a last kiss before one goes away .
biting your lover’s lip amidst a kiss .
an emotional kiss bringing one party to tears .
a kiss while being reunited after a long time .
kissing your lover in a moment of sheer joy .
a kiss while slow dancing .
sharing a spontaneous kiss with a stranger .
an abrupt , heated kiss during the middle of a fight .
kissing them to shut them up .
a kiss to wake your lover up in the morning .
sharing a kiss in a heavy downpour of rain .
kissing your partner to seal a marriage .
a possessive kiss that is meant to stake a claim .
a kiss to resolve suppressed romantic/sexual tension .
a kiss attempting to convince the other party to stay .
kissing the top of their head as you hold them .
a risky kiss between forbidden lovers .
stolen kisses while hiding away from a crowd .
a kiss that leaves lipstick stains .
a kiss shared on a rooftop while the sun sets .
a flirtatious kiss on the back of the hand .
sneaking off to a public bathroom to make out .
a kiss on the forehead as the other sleeps .
an ( accidental / mutually ) drunken kiss .
caging your lover against a wall with your arms to kiss them .
a kiss after joining your lover in the shower .
a kiss after receiving good news .
a tentative , exploratory kiss between friends .
a kiss shared between enemies during combat .
kissing your lover after believing you’d lost them .
a kiss after a devastating event , meant to comfort .
a possessive kiss in front of a jealous third party .
kissing your lover under the night sky while stargazing .
a kiss between two people in a fake relationship .
a kiss that seals a promise .
kissing your lover lazily first thing in the morning .
holding your lover by the jaw to kiss them .
kissing the tears from their cheeks .
a kiss to your lover’s stomach as you travel down their body .
an abrupt kiss that you melt into after a moment of hesitation .
sleepy , domestic morning kisses in the kitchen while making breakfast .
a rushed kiss before one party leaves for work .
a kiss shared while holding your dying lover .
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TEXTING STARTERS
Let’s text! feel free to make edits to better suit your muse’s voice/typing style/contact names, but please don’t edit or add on to the original post. 💛
[ text ] are you awake?
[ text ] it’s been three days! why haven’t you been answering your phone?
[ text ] are you ignoring me?
[ text ] can you let me in? I’m out front.
[ text ] are you okay?
[ text ] I miss you.
[ text ] are you at home?
[ text ] did you get home safe?
[ text ] where are you?
[ text ] what did you do?
[ text ] how did you get this number?
[ text ] can we talk?
[ text ] hey, is this [ name/wrong name ]?
[ text ] are you drunk?
[ text ] do you also hear thunder outside?
[ text ] text me when you get home safe.
[ text ] are you in my kitchen??
[ text ] stop lying to me!
[ text ] what the hell happened?
[ text ] why do you only text me at 3am?
[ text ] okay, that’s it. I’m coming over.
[ text ] do you want to come over?
[ text ] stop shutting me out.
[ text ] come over.
[ text ] are you lost?
[ text ] do you want to talk?
[ text ] rough day, huh?
[ text ] can you bring snacks on your way here?
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exhaustion … sentence starters
the exhausted
“I can’t sleep.”
“I can’t keep my eyes open.”
“Can you help me back to bed?”
“I’m okay. I’m not even that tired.”
“I don’t remember the last time I slept.”
“I can’t sleep, yet. There’s too much to do.”
“I don’t want to sleep. I keep having nightmares.”
“I promise I’ll sleep in a bit, just let me finish this, first.”
“Can you help me lie down? I can’t move, I’m too tired.”
“I can’t even think straight anymore… maybe I need to sleep.”
“Of course I want to relax. But, we don’t all get what we want.”
“I’m so tired I can’t do anything, but I’m not tired enough to sleep…”
the concerned
“You keep yawning.”
“Go. Sleep. That’s not a request.”
“If you’re that tired, just take a nap.”
“You look like you haven’t slept in days.”
“Why didn’t you tell me you were this tired?”
“Those are some bad bags under your eyes.”
“You don’t have to push so hard. It’s okay to rest.”
“You can barely keep your eyes open, go lie down.”
“I haven’t seen you sleeping in a long time, what’s up?”
“I just had to stop you from toppling over. You’re not okay.”
“With everything you’ve been through lately, of course you’re tired.”
“I heard you thrashing around last night. Nightmares? Is that why you’re so tired?”
“You know, you keep fretting over everyone else, but you won’t even take a second to relax, yourself.”
misc
(doze) : one muse falls asleep on the other’s shoulder
(tuck) : one muse finds the other passed out onto the bed, and tucks them in
(collapsed) : one muse finds the other passed out on the floor from exhaustion
(carry) : one muse finds the other after they’ve fallen asleep on a chair / couch, and carries them to bed
(cover) : one muse finds the other asleep somewhere other than bed and covers them with a blanket / their jacket
(assist) : one muse finds the other so tired they’re having trouble standing and helps them walk somewhere to lie down
(comfort) : one muse has been having nightmares and unable to sleep, so asks the other to cuddle with them to help them drift off
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SEND A SYMBOL FOR A CORRESPONDING PROMPT/STARTER.
[ ☎ ] my muse calls yours in tears.
[ ✪ ] our muses are stuck in an elevator together.
[ ◐ ] my muse is having a sleepover with your muse.
[ ✿ ] my muse attempts to cook dinner for your muse.
[ ◈ ] my muse makes a drunk confession to your muse.
[ ღ ] my muse makes an attempt to cheer your muse up.
[ ✦ ] my muse pushes yours out of frustration/anger.
[ ❢ ] my muse discovers yours all bloodied and bruised.
[ ➤ ] my muse accidentally punches your muse in the face.
[ ⌚ ] my muse recalls their favorite memory with your muse.
[ ✜ ] my muse collapses in front of yours, all bloodied and bruised.
[ ☯ ] my muse tells yours that they never want to see them again.
[ ✈ ] my muse asks yours to accompany them on a trip/mission/etc.
[ ● ] my muse catches yours snooping through their belongings.
[ ☻ ] my muse wakes up in your muse’s closet the night after a party.
[ ✌ ] my muse reaches out to yours after months of no communication.
[ ☢ ] the car broke down in an unfamiliar part of town, and our muses are lost.
[ ✠ ] it’s three in the morning and my muse unexpectedly arrives at your muse’s home.
[ ☁ ] the entire city is without power due to a storm, and our muses run into each other during a supply run.
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🐝 * ― 𝑮𝑹𝑼𝑴𝑷𝒀 𝑿 𝑺𝑼𝑵𝑺𝑯𝑰𝑵𝑬 𝑺𝑬𝑵𝑻𝑬𝑵𝑪𝑬 𝑺𝑻𝑨𝑹𝑻𝑬𝑹𝑺.
from the grump
❛ how can you be this cheery already? we haven't even had breakfast. ❜
❛ just don't make a big deal out of this. ❜
❛ you know i love you, right? ❜
❛ i know, alright, i know i'm an asshole. but i'm trying here. ❜
❛ i'm sorry. i didn't mean what i said earlier. ❜
❛ do you always have to be so damn optimistic? ❜
❛ nobody has ever made me feel the way you do. ❜
❛ there's no way in hell i'm doing that. ❜
❛ i'm not good with this whole stupid feelings thing. ❜
❛ you make me want to be better. you make me want to be good. ❜
❛ can't you just move on and forget about it already? ❜
❛ i'm only doing this because you asked me to. ❜
❛ you're the only one who has ever believed in me. ❜
❛ you won't stop this until i say 'yes', will you? ❜
❛ how are you so happy all the time? ❜
❛ until i met you, i never thought i would've been capable of that. ❜
❛ you're the polar opposite of me. ❜
❛ whatever. i didn't think you'd care anyway. ❜
❛ your optimism might be starting to rub off on me. ❜
❛ why don't you give up on me like everyone else? ❜
from the sunshine
❛ come on, it's gonna be fun! ❜
❛ see? i told you there's some good in you. ❜
❛ you should smile more. you have such a beautiful smile. ❜
❛ i'm so excited! there's so much i have planned for us. ❜
❛ i was just trying to do something nice for you. ❜
❛ do you always have to be so pessimistic? ❜
❛ stop being so stubborn. i'm trying to help you. ❜
❛ i knew there was a big softie under all that tough exterior. ❜
❛ i always feel better with you by my side. ❜
❛ sometimes you should let others in. ❜
❛ light up, [name]. we're gonna be here for a while. ❜
❛ why is it so difficult for you to accept a compliment? ❜
❛ stay? i just ... don't want to be alone right now. ❜
❛ just because i'm generally a happy person doesn't mean i can't have an off day. ❜
❛ i'm not some helpless little girl/boy! ❜
❛ you're not gonna get rid of me that easily. ❜
❛ stop that. i don't want you to talk about yourself like this. ❜
❛ of course, i remember! i remember everything you told me. ❜
❛ let's go outside and dance in the rain. ❜
❛ you don't mean that, do you? ❜
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This is a tiny reminder to:
drink some water
grab a bite to eat
stand up and stretch
be kind to yourself <3
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our muses have just barely survived a terrible battle / disaster / etc…. send me ‘ aftermath ‘ for our muses to patch up each other’s injuries / clean each other up
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Our muses are sparring and my muse ends up on top of yours, pinning them down. Send me ❝ Looks like you won. ❞ for my muse’s reaction.
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Send me ‘ t e a r s ‘ for my muse’s reaction to yours suddenly breaking down in sobs in front of them.
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For every “😢" I receive, my muse will have a nightmare.
For every “😊" I receive, my muse will have a pleasant dream.
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Send ❤️ if you want to ship but are too shy to ask
Can be sent on anon or not
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PSA:
You don’t have to be nice to my character. You don’t have to hold your character back. I am perfectly okay with consequences. I don’t consider powerful characters using those powers to be godmodding. Some things might require a little bit of a chat before hand, but go crazy, kids. Conflict is part of story telling.
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PIN MY MUSE
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Out of context things I’ve said while playing Skyrim {Sentence Starters}
“And I drank poison.”
“That right there’s a ghost.”
“Why are you on the roof?”
“I’ll steal the clothes right off ya.”
“My husband is stuck in the wall.”
“Oh god, I angered a floating cow.”
“Why can’t I boop a dragon’s snoot?”
“I’m gonna steal stuff from the ghost.”
“That’s… that’s not how you do that??”
“You can’t hurt me, I’m a floofy doggo.”
“Didn’t know those could fly, but alright?”
“Why can’t I decorate my home with bones?”
“Oops… didn’t mean to yell at you that hard.”
“I wanted that gold, but it’s stuck to the plate.”
“Fine, stab me. But, I’m taking all the alcohol.”
“Okay, sure, TECHNICALLY that was my fault.”
“How did you…? I shot you. I freaking shot you!”
“Why are you trying to sell my trash back to me?”
“I think you need to drop the sword and sit down.”
“Oh, he just yeeted himself out that window, okay.”
“I would feel bad about that, but he was being rude.”
“I have befriended the goblins! I am the goblin god!”
“Heh, I’ll clear your skies, if you know what I mean.”
“Oh. Oh no, these are drugs. You’re selling me drugs.”
“Why is there a dead dude here? Who killed this dude?”
“I have never considered punching a child until now…”
“I have thirty wheels of cheese and it’s still not enough.”
“I have six skulls in my pocket, solely for the aesthetic.”
“Yes, hello, hi, I would like to purchase one drug, please.”
“Note to self: don’t yell at the plates, people don’t like that.”
“He kicked me in the face and still didn’t know I was there.”
“Why can I pickpocket a necklace, but not a piece of bread?”
“Why are you hitting me? WHY ARE YOU HITTING ME?”
“Ooh, brutal death and dismemberment… been there, buddy.”
“I just drank forty bottles of wine in a row. I should be dead.”
“Hold up, stop hitting me for a second… I need to eat cheese.”
“I’ll punch you right in the mouth. I don’t care, I’m invincible.”
“I just picked up a flower, why am I carrying too much to run?”
“I can ride dragons. And I'mma ride one right into ____’s house.”
“The F-I-N-E-S-T weapons and armor… we both know that’s a fib.”
“I’m afraid of him sneaking into my house and trying to sell me stuff.”
“Let me out of the door. Let me out… let me out of this freaking door.”
“How to be a Hero of Myth and Legend… step one: take all the cheese.”
“I did nothing to deserve this… except stab that dude. And rob that house.”
“If I get a dragon stuck in my house, does that mean I can keep it as a pet?”
“I just levitated in front of you, and you’re gonna talk to me about desserts?”
“You keep sassing me like that and I’ll send YOU to the ‘Cloud District’, ya get me?”
“I didn’t push him off the top of the tower. He fell off. After I hit him with a few arrows.”
“Just hear me out: what if a buncha monsters just, y'know, happened to show up and kill him?”
“Sure, I might not be able to sneak, or stab people, or aim my bow, but I’m still a deadly assassin.”
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Headcanon Game - A to Z (NSFW)
Hey guys! I thought I’d so something fun this weekend, so I did my best to sexualize the alphabet and turn it into a headcanon game!
So here’s how it works. You send me a character (or a few), and the corresponding letters that you want me to answer for them!
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
F = Favourite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
L = Location (Favourite places to do the do)
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)
I’ll have this running all weekend, so feel free to drop by!
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FOR THE “YOU CAN KILL ME BUT DON’T YOU DARE TOUCH THEM” DYNAMICS
❝ i only want you. ❞
❝ i don’t need anyone else. i just…you. you’re all i need. ❞
❝ listen, i’ve lost a lot of people in my life. i learned how to deal with it but…you’re different. i can’t take it if it’s you. ❞
❝ i think about anything happening to you and i— i just. i fucking lose it. ❞
❝ you don’t understand. i need you safe. not because i don’t think you can handle yourself but because i can’t focus on anything else if there’s even the smallest possibility you’re in danger. ❞
❝ no one is ever gonna get near you again, you hear me? ❞
❝ i won’t let you get hurt. i promise. and i don’t make empty promises. ❞
❝ turn around. you don’t need to see this part. ❞
❝ just give the word and i’ll kill every one of them. ❞
❝ you can’t get all worked up every time something happens to me. that’s just life. you’re not always gonna be able to protect me from it. ❞
❝ no one else understands me. but you do. you always do. ❞
❝ i don’t think i’m the best person for you, i don’t. but i do know i’m the one that can keep you safe ❞
❝ hey— look at me. it’s over. it’s done. we’re okay. ❞
❝ who the fuck made you cry i’ll fucking rip their head off. ❞
❝ i know you’ve always got my back. ❞
❝ please, let me take care of you this time. you’re always protecting me but it tears me up inside every time you get hurt because of it. ❞
❝ can you make everyone else just go away? i know they mean well but i just want to be alone— alone with you i mean. ❞
❝ i know when you’re here, the real monsters can’t touch me. ❞
❝ oh, i am one of the monsters. but that just means i can keep all the other monsters from ever hurting you again. ❞
❝ if you’re gonna keep risking your life for me than you’re also gonna let me patch you up without a single complaint. ❞
❝ we keep each other safe. it’s my turn to protect you. ❞
❝ i killed them for you. i know you could’ve done it yourself, but you shouldn’t have to. ❞
❝ i love you because i know how capable you are. and i show that love by making sure you don’t have to be the one to always do the hard things. ❞
❝ i’m gonna make them regret ever even thinking about laying a hand on you. ❞
❝ tell me what you want me to do. i’ll do it. whatever you want. ❞
❝ i love you just like this. i love you when you touch me gently like no one else ever has. and i love you when your hands are bloody and your knuckles are bruised. ❞
❝ please, just let me protect you. ❞
❝ are you hurt? did they hurt you? ❞
❝ wait, stop you’re bleeding. ❞
❝ did you just wince? where are you hurt? ❞
❝ i need you in my life. i’m not used to that— needing people. but i do need you. ❞
❝ you make me feel things i’m not used to feeling. ❞
❝ why do you let me close when you’re always driving everyone else away? ❞
❝ you’re mine. and i protect what’s mine. ❞
❝ thank you for always being here for me. ❞
❝ you see things in me that i didn’t even know where there. ❞
❝ that’s enough. let’s go home. ❞
❝ i’m okay now. i’m safe. you don’t have to be angry anymore. ❞
❝ please stop— this is scaring me. ❞
❝ you don’t have to do this for me. ❞
❝ hey stop— stop! look at me. they’re dead now. you can stop. ❞
❝ i have to make an example outta them so no one else tries to hurt you again. ❞
❝ killing for you is easy. it’s right. it feels natural. ❞
❝ let me do this for you. ❞
SCENARIOS
[ ONE ] for sender to take a bullet for receiver.
[ TWO ] for receiver to take a bullet for sender.
[ THREE ] for sender to protect receiver and then carry them to safety.
[ FOUR ] for receiver to protect sender and then carry them to safety.
[ FIVE ] for sender to witness receiver get hurt which sends them into a violent rage.
[ SIX ] for receiver to witness sender get hurt which sends them into a violent rage.
[ SEVEN ] for sender to be hurt trying to protect receiver which makes them bloodthirsty for revenge.
[ EIGHT ] for receiver to be hurt trying to protect sender which makes them bloodthirsty for revenge.
[ NINE ] for sender to have violently protected receiver, so receiver kisses them to calm them down.
[ TEN ] for receiver to have violently protected sender, so sender kisses them to calm them down.
[ ELEVEN ] for sender to carefully approach receiver in the aftermath, gently touching them to try and bring them back to themselves.
[ TWELVE ] for receiver to carefully approach sender in the aftermath, gently touching them to try and bring them back to themselves.
[ THIRTEEN ] sender was kidnapped, receiver shows up to save them.
[ FOURTEEN ] receiver was kidnapped, sender shows up to save them.
[ FIFTEEN ] sender executes a third party in front of receiver because that person hurt them.
[ SIXTEEN ] receiver executes a third party in front of sender because that person hurt them.
[ SEVENTEEN ] sender thinks they’re alone but receiver comes out of nowhere to rescue them from someone who intends to do harm/making them uncomfortable.
[ EIGHTEEN ] receiver thinks they’re alone but sender comes out of nowhere to rescue them from someone who intends to do harm/making them uncomfortable.
[ NINETEEN ] sender has been devastated by something. receiver holds them until they calm down so they don’t do anything drastic.
[ TWENTY ] receiver has been devastated by something. sender holds them until they calm down so they don’t do anything drastic.
[ TWENTY-ONE ] sender thought receiver died so they set out to get revenge. receiver shows up in time to stand in front of them before they go too far.
[ TWENTY-TWO ] receiver thought sender died so they set out to get revenge. sender shows up in time to stand in front of them before they go too far.
[ TWENTY-THREE ] sender is in a vengeful rage because of something that happened to receiver. receiver gently approaches to calm them down saying this isn’t what they want.
[ TWENTY-FOUR ] receiver is in a vengeful rage because of something that happened to sender. sender gently approaches to calm them down saying this isn’t what they want.
[ TWENTY-FIVE ] for sender to have receiver stand by somewhere safe where they can watch sender kill on their behalf.
[ TWENTY-SIX ] for receiver to have sender stand by somewhere safe where they can watch receiver kill on their behalf.
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