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realfazbearmechanic 6 months
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God did no one clean the daycare attendant while I was out? The fucker is COVERED in paint, dirt, glitter glue, and crumbs, it's going to take me all day just to clean this idiot. At least they both seem happy I guess.
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realfazbearmechanic 6 months
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It's really surprising (unfortunate) I'm not dead yet. Did get bitten by Monty and had to take time off though so that was... Fun.
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realfazbearmechanic 8 months
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Been hearing about a gas leak somewhere in the building. Honestly I hope it's natural gas or something but knowing this place it's that shit Afton used on his kids.
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realfazbearmechanic 9 months
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Gods it sucks to clean the mini music men. You can't find half of them and the other half you have chase down.
I wonder if I could convince moon to help me round those things up...
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realfazbearmechanic 9 months
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Who the FUCK thought making the DJ that big was a GOOD idea! I can barely do maintenance on that thing! Much less properly clean him!
At least he's nice about it and tries to help unlike others.
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realfazbearmechanic 9 months
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Getting called gay by the most visibly gay animatronic here is so funny. Yeah, you're right, but buddy why are you talking?
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realfazbearmechanic 9 months
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Happy 9th anniversary to the games the company tormented/gaslit a dude into making. Can't believe it's been that long.
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realfazbearmechanic 9 months
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Sometimes it's hard to tell if Sun is being stupid or if he just wants me to stick around a bit longer by asking me questions. I swear some of these he's just parroting from the kids.
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realfazbearmechanic 10 months
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Official introduction time I guess.
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My name is Amethyst, that's me, I look like shit but ya know next to no sleep does that. I'm closer to 45 than I like to admit and I've worked with Fazbear entertainment for most of my life unfortunately. Currently I'm one of the mechanics here at the pizzaplex but in the past I was a security guard. Uhh my favorite animatronic is/was the Mangle but right now I'm pretty fond of the daycare attendant when it's not being annoying.
I may be a bit short or gruff but I don't bite. I'm not one of the bots after all.
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realfazbearmechanic 10 months
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Cleaning Roxy is a bitch. Not because she hates it, no, she loves getting clean and that's the issue. She isn't leaving till she says she's done too
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realfazbearmechanic 10 months
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Ya know, I just realized I never actually like introduced myself. I should probably do that soon.
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realfazbearmechanic 10 months
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If the daycare attendant would Stop disassembling staff bots for fun, that would be great. They won't even let me take the parts back god. I there's some endo parts in there too.
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realfazbearmechanic 10 months
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You know I signed up to be a mechanic but now I'm playing therapist cause someone thought giving the animatronics mental issues would be a great idea.
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realfazbearmechanic 10 months
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Hey why are they鈥檙e multiple Monty that just appear in the atrium 锟紃andomly and chase people with the intent to kill?
They're old prototypes. Sometimes they get out and well, there's obvious reasons we didn't use them.
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realfazbearmechanic 10 months
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Hey I think you guys left your bonnie outside
He's kinda just laying there with pieces of a bowling ball
Oh fuck thats where he is, no wonder Freddy is so upset. Time to drag him in.
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realfazbearmechanic 10 months
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What inspired yall to weld all of the old animatronics together and leave them in your basement?
Eh something about that remnant stuff. I just don't touch it and hope it stays down there. It kinda sucks though, I miss the old guys.
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realfazbearmechanic 10 months
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What's with all the weirdly evil animatronics that serve no purpose but to do evil things
I mean, you know who founded the company right? We're essentially child murder inc
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