Happy happy birfday! ;3

I’ll be leaving for a week, and seeing as my girlfriend and I often trade our sweet nothings through craftily placed post-it notes, I’ll just leave this here…

<3

NYA!

New Life Goal: To watch Inception whilst heavily doped up on painkillers.

Challenge accepted.

Picture Unrelated II http://foxdye.bandcamp.com/track/popwrecker *excitement* :D

All I have to keep you safe is hope, all I have to give is love... and I hope that love is enough. Fly safe babe. <3

But it's been weeks since I felt your lips and I'm a fiend for my queen so I need a fix, Only for now I'll settle for these talks on the phone, But I cut my arm off for a moment alone, With the one that I cherish whether in Rome or Paris, Amsterdam or Japan, Please note that I am thinkin' bout my baby as much as humanly possible, An' I know you're frustrated cause life has too many obstacles

50 Cent on a wide variety of engrossing topics on Twitter. Now on Tumblr!

Semi-Related: Click!

Real christmas is gonna be so freakin' amazing. ;D

I want a (japanese geisha) hippopotamus for christmas, Only a (japanese geisha) hippopotamus will do, Don't want a doll, no dinky tinker toy I want a (japanese geisha) hippopotamus to play with and enjoy (and snuggle!)

<3 see/snuggle/kiss/fit with you soon, my love <3

Picture Unrelated [I]

Whenever I come home, I always wind up digging through my room in search of who-knows-what nonsense. My reward is almost always laundry and cat fur, but once in a while something of interest will come out of hiding.

This time I found this notebook I kept a few years back, wherein I wrote some pretty, well, some ugly stuff. Not, like, morally ugly or anything like that, it's just that the style isn't particularly attractive. Still, there's a certain charm to its inadequacies, which makes me think it might be worth taking back into my possession.

From the first page:

"Sometimes I'll see someone who looks good - really good. So good, in fact, that I'm forced to write down shit like this. Anyway, I want to tell these people how beautiful they are, and not simply because they possess a "properly" curved physique or a $400 vestment, but rather because every atom of their being seems to radiate perfection and belonging in that moment. I want to tell them this, I want to tell her how her pale teeth and open eyes imbue her with a supernatural vibrance, how his windswept hair and brooding visage just fit. But I can't. I hesitate, I reconsider, and I try to recapture those epiphanies of perfection in words I hoard jealously to myself. Life's a bitch when you're an anxious romantic."

Bonus: "Ten years from now, Justin Beiber's girlfriend gets an abortion; protestors play 'Baby'."

All my loving, I will send to you...

Piano Song by meikomusic

So I used to have a huge singer-crush on Meiko. Like, huge. [/Paris Hilton voice]

But that pretty much dissolved after I met a girl whose beauty exceeds the worth of words, whose vivacity defies the fixed dimensions of photographs, whose propensity for mischief-making rivals that of even the friskiest kitteh. Back off interwebs, this one's taken. ;D

Anyway, she's pretty far away right now... like, 9,577 miles or something (I mean, I wouldn't know for sure). This song came on and, well, you know how it goes. This is for you, babe, I can't wait to welcome you home, arms open for you and only you. <3

And I try so hard not to notice I try so hard not to care I try so hard not to know that you're not here But I'm counting down the hours And I'm counting up the days I try so hard not to show this side of me

It may be adorable, but you're EVEN MORE ADORABLE! <3

fullmetalguitar:

wellthatsadorable:

Oh, you know, just getting a smooch on the hand from a baby hippo, who I’m giving a bath. Not a big deal. OR IS IT???!?!?!?!?!?? ?!?!?! asdkl;fjd sfswiojfeksdfffff

Hello? Can anyone see this? I found this laptop next to a passed out woman at a Starbucks. I’m not sure what she was… is that a baby hippo kissing someone’s hand? OMG SO CUTEsjdklfjslkdfjskldjf!@!!!

Never before have I seen such epic dog sledding. ;)

Some scientists decide it'd be a great idea to reconstruct the world's most ancient scientific computer... out of legos. The Greek Antikythera Mechanism was an incredibly precise astronomical clock that, instead of telling time, told you where "celestial bodies" were.

Whatever. My watch lights up and beeps and shit.

Okay. So. I want all of you to pause your tumbling/porn-watching/life in general and CHECK THIS SHIT OUT.

Take off your brainpants and get ready to have your mind blown. ;)

Threw this together today in an attempt to familiarize myself with Photoshop a bit more. I am posting this in the hopes that someday I'll be able to look back on this and laugh with honest condescension. Ha. Ha. HURRRRRRR-

Just in case your eyes ever get jealous of your ears, check this music video out.