i once went to vegas as a child pre smart phones and there was a store in one of the hotels selling gold and diamond phones and i walked right in and pointed at one and said hey can i hold that i might be interested in it and the worker looked at 10 year old me and asked if i could afford it and i told him well ma has been extra generous with the lunch money lately and i've been putting a little away each day and i hadn't checked interest in a bit and he said the phone cost $50k and i stood there and thought for a moment and said well i'll have to do a couple extra chores around the neighborhood but i could handle that if i could do a payment plan and he asked me what kind of chores i did to make so much money and he did not like me answering "burglary"
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i am being advertised testosterone boosting supplements like oh if only you knew
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hey. why'd you do that
*i scribble on a napkin, fold it, and hand it to you*
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*i scribble on a napkin, fold it, and hand it to you*
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i live near a hospital so i see people in scrubs walking around sometimes but i've been told that it would be weird to buy my own scrubs and hang around my neighborhood in them 🙄
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Armed to the teeth! And tail too!
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after watching the entire video from start to finish on the funkey s i think i can give a proper review.
pros:
very portable
cons:
complicated process to get videos watchable
very limited file size therefore video length
sound quality and volume from the speaker is horrible with no option for external audio
the screen is incredibly small making details hard to see
in conclusion i can say i do not recommend this if you are serious about your video viewing experience. it is Not Good. however if you are looking for a way to annoy your fellow patrons at the coffee shop for just a few minutes at a time without having to take out your clunky phone, this might just be the solution for you!
⭐⭐/5
spending 20 minutes downloading and transferring a 7 hour video to my tiny game console to scratch my monkey brain itch
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im really good at compressing data using my tongue give me files
ɴᴏᴡ ᴜᴘʟᴏᴀᴅɪɴɢ: delicious_Italian_meatball.mp4 ⁽⁵⁶⁹²³¹⁴ ᴷᴮ⁾
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i learned some technical limitations I had such as the device only having 64MB of ram so i got a 27 minute video down to 44MB and am now watching it
spending 20 minutes downloading and transferring a 7 hour video to my tiny game console to scratch my monkey brain itch
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update: it has been 20 more minutes and i still haven't gotten it working
maybe a 7 hour video was too ambitious
spending 20 minutes downloading and transferring a 7 hour video to my tiny game console to scratch my monkey brain itch
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spending 20 minutes downloading and transferring a 7 hour video to my tiny game console to scratch my monkey brain itch
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Ref sheet and reaction stickers commissioned by a 3D modeler for their friend 💜
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WORM
ON
STRING
BINDER
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getting the surgery that adds streetpass to my titties
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you can't just tell me gullible is written on the ceiling and expect me to not look up. because of woke
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