[cups gender and gendered language in my hands, like it was a small, frail bird, and then blows it up with my mind]

top 3 sharks:

lemon sharks <333 fruity babies

black tip reef sharks 💅

epaulette sharks!!! little guys!!!!

if you are lucky you will love someone and their hair will thin and their breasts will sag and you will kiss them everywhere over and over again

i’m not a girl i’m not a boy i’m like. a playstation 2

people are way too comfortable being dismissive of children and teenagers. if a toddler comes up to you and starts explaining skibidi toilet lore or if a 13 year old asks you if you want to hear about their mha ocs you have to listen with utmost sincerity or at least pretend to. this is the only way you will get into heaven.

"knife simmons this rocket launcher simmons that" WHAT ABOUT HIM

Living the life he deserves

ideas for tumblr staff

dont remove the boop button

stop banning trans women for no reason

Reblog to let your followers know that they’re safe from jumpscares/screamers/etc from you on April 1st but they are NOT safe from getting boop’d like an idiot amen

it used to be 2007 you know

YOU ARE NOT SAFE

me at every single mutual <3

Playing dual destinies for the first time and like. Yeah beating a dead horse but I’m so sad abt how the models look. Genuinely so ugly. Don’t capture half the emotion the 2D sprites did