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putting ketchup on fries is too permanent for me ā€¦ i have to dip . i control the sauce
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dude what the fuck
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hello tumblr I is back.
I READ WHAT THE RIVER KNOWS AND OMFG.
major spoilers ahead obviously.
okay so firstly the last chapter from whit's pov. AND the epilogue. BOI HE IS GONNA BETRAY HER AND HOPEFULLY THEY'LL BE ALR IN THE END BUT STILL. like. it was a really weird pov to start with. why's his brother coming there? inez fell for it- tf is that supposed to me. who is the person he got his telegram from? WHO IS SHE??? his mother? his English bride to be? WHO? AND why did he propose to her so outta pocket. is it something to do with her inheritance that she can access only when she is married?
Elvira dying was so unexpected. like I did not see that coming. I thought they'll live and like something else would happen NOT THAT. like I thought maybe it'll be Ricardo who'll be really wounded but still alive- which did happen he was wounded but ELVIRA DIED. like that girl was so loyal to Inez and they were such good sisters. i was in shock for solid ten minutes like huh???? what just happened????
the next thing is INEZ'S MOTHER. a lying cheating b-tch I hope she gets what she deserves. and her father is he or is he not alive? will they meet him the next book? or is he truly dead and her mother had killed him with her lover (who is also dead).
on to our main character inez is so naive to believe people- she does this so easily and it's easily justifiable cause she's always been sheltered. she is reckless and curious and naive and has a really good heart. she trusted her mother easily- like not blaming her she didn't even know her own mother cause she never spent much time with her. she was a walking disaster. and she is now paying for consequences for her reckless actions like bad things ARE happening to her and she is realizing why they are. I still don't exactly understand why her uncle, ricardo is the way he is- like yeah he wants his niece to be safe but his niece is just BAM and then he cuts her off FROM HER OWN INHERITANCE cause he's protecting her from herself. and this girl isn't seeing this she wants revenge now which is really fun. she has so much potential for the next book istg I am sitting on edge waiting for it.
the romance was just awwwww istg. the bickering. all the moments where whit is just so done with this girl and amused cause inez is a little clown goblin who gets into trouble and he loves her for it. but but but. the last few chapters from whit's weird pov to when he proposes something is like really off. too may questions that are needed to be answered.
I cannot wait for the next book!!!!!
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literally me.
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What The River Knows has me reeling over that ending. Like what???
MAJOR SPOILERS UNDER CUT
First of all, the death shocked me. I did not expect that to happen. I thought everyone was making it out alive and I was in pure shock for about ten minutes, full not processing what I was reading.
I think Whit is pulling a fast one on his family, I think. Per his strange final POV. Heā€™s been cut off by his mother, Iā€™m assuming? Who else would the She be who has finally cut him off completely? So he sends the telegram to Porter and says ā€œhis plan is in motion, it just has to workā€. Then he proposes.
But this brings up all sorts of questions - heā€™s spent the entire book telling Inez not to trust him and that he only trusts his brother and sister. Leading me to think thereā€™s some nefariousness with his parents.. perhaps his mother is a bit devious? Heā€™s intentionally very mysterious.
Also, if he marries Inez, and I hope they go through with it, heā€™s obviously going to ruin the betrothal to the secret, unrevealed fiancĆ©.
I am just all sorts of WTF about this but mainly excited for book 2.
Hereā€™s some things were left with:
Porter is coming to see Whit, as planned by Whit? He intended for his brother to sail out with that telegram?
Whit is interested in alchemy, like Inezā€™s mother. They are both looking for the same pamphlet/scroll but neither was able to find it
The mention of Nefertitiā€™s tomb makes me wonder if she will be the next tomb weā€™re looking for in book 2
The mom is alive and missing, but the lover she had the affair with is dead
Thereā€™s another big boss we donā€™t know about
That annoying dude still has Cleopatraā€™s ring
Papa is still alive, Iā€™m assuming. And now Inez has to find him
Wondering if there will be some second book romance shenanigans because of a betrayal ? I hope not. I want to see them grow their love, not create even more distance.
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this is so true šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­
Literally all of The Shadowhunter Chronicle romances are completely unhinged itā€™s not even funny (I lied, itā€™s very funny). Hereā€™s just some examples:
William ā€œWillā€ Herondale/James ā€œJemā€ Carstairs + Theresa ā€œTessaā€ Gray: It totally would have been a vee type polyamorous situation if it wasnā€™t for all the death and 1800s London society going on.
Henry Branwell + Charlotte Fairchild: How dare this misogynistic society put us together, I mean, we wanted to get together anyway, but not for those reasons. Welp, time to be as unconventional as possible.
Gabriel Lightwood + Cecily Herondale: Look, you made fun of my sister, itā€™s only fair that I marry your sister; thatā€™s the rules.
Gideon Lightwood + Sophia ā€œSophieā€ Collins: Dad, I have a perfectly valid reason to betray you and go to the other side. What your doing is wrong and ā€“ nO tHiS haS nOThiNG to do wiTh tHeIR mAid wHy wOUlD yoU eVEn sAy tHat?
Jesse Blackthorn + Lucie Herondale: Your request to not be brought back to life has been denied, deal with it.
James ā€œJamieā€ Herondale + Cordelia Carstairs: He didnā€™t commit arson we were just having sex ā€“ why are you all looking at me like thatā€™s worse?
Anna Lightwood + Ariadne Bridgestock: Listen, thereā€™s a lot of society going on right now, so weā€™re going to have to get together in secret. Oh, you donā€™t want to? Okay, never mind, fuck society, let me win you back real quick.
Christopher Lightwood + Grace Cartwright: Oh good, you broke into my house, now we can talk about science.
Thomas Lightwood + Alastair Carstairs: Iā€™d really like to hate you, but I think the biggest problem with that is that I love you. Once I get over that hurdle, I think weā€™ll be in the clear.
Lucian ā€œLukeā€ Graymark + Jocelyn Fairchild: Good job on us for breaking away from the genocidal cult run by our best friend/husband; we should hook up, you know, as a reward.
Jonathan ā€œJaceā€ Herondale + Clarissa ā€œClaryā€ Fairchild: Ayo the same guy conducted experiments on our blood, thatā€™s crazy; btw so glad weā€™re not actually siblings.
Alexander ā€œAlecā€ Lightwood + Magnus Bane: Marrying each other is against the law? Okay, fine, Iā€™m a law biding citizen. Oh oops, I made it legal. I am the law now, and I want a wedding on the beach.
Simon Lovelace + Isabelle Lightwood: It makes sense to have our engagement party on the day of my brotherā€™s death, thatā€™s when we really started bonding.
Helen ā€œAlessaā€ Blackthorn + Aline Penhallow: Well, I guess weā€™re going to go in exile together. Yes, I said together; your exile is my exile, whatā€™s mine is yours and whatā€™s yours is mine, thatā€™s how relationships work.
Julian Blackthorn + Emma Carstairs: Yes, itā€™s a technical war crime to love each other, but the law itself is not really our main concern about it.
Kieran Hunter + Mark ā€œMiachā€ Blackthorn + Cristina Rosales: Weā€™re really living that cottage core aesthetic, and all we had to do to get here was do a small war and some amnesia. Worth it.
Gwyn ap Nudd + Diana Wrayburn: Iā€™m going to stand by just in case something happens, but it probably wonā€™t, she knows what sheā€™s doing ā€“ WHY IS SHE JUMPING OUT THE TENTH STORY WINDOW OH MY GOD WAIT
Tiberius ā€œTyā€ Blackthorn + Christopher ā€œKitā€ Herondale: We take cosplaying Sherlock and Watson VERY seriously, so of course we needed to go to all the most illegal places, itā€™s only natural.
Ash Morgenstern + Drusilla ā€œDruā€ Blackthorn: So anyway I saw them in a sort of fever dream like state this one time and theyā€™ve still been on my mind for years.
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They are so lucky
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I have the best playlist ever
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My era rn is uncategorizable. The the way I am living is unheard of
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I want to sleep but I can't sleep. My brain is alive but so is my stomach and its asking for food but it's 4:30am and if I wake smn up I'll be dead but my brain hurts so it's refusing to let me sleep.
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shoutout to me for ruining my own life
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Hey, sad fucks from twitter.
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It is not stopping. WHY IS NOT STOPPING
Back yall
It's been crazy few months. Please make it stop.
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NEW TUMBLR UPDATE:
You can only like 4 posts a day and if you even think of reblogging we're going to blow your brains out
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GUYS. GUESS WHAT. OMFG. THE CASTING. FOR PIP AND RAVI
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i would have played pretend on the playground with all of u btw
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