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Starmon: Hi gorgeous. Let me guess: Borderline personality disorder?
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Starmon: Do you bite people?
Miyako: I try not to bite people, but I love to bite wires and plastic!
Starmon: What do you have in your mouth.
Miyako: no thing
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Iori: Dad you need to stop shooting at those people. They’re innocent.
Deputymon: Oh, I know that! I’m shooting them for sport.
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Starmon: Why don’t you give me your most guttaral moan, and then we can start.
Deputymon: Orgh… ouuuhr…
Deputymon: Okay. Your turn.
Starmon: Hhhhooourh…
Deputymon: Gettin a lil excited now, are we.
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DIGIBLR… 2!!!!
but starmon’s dash this time
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🦋hida-iori
anyone know if we have shooting people for fun tomorrow
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dubk off ny ass rn i need tghat old man
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experiencing severe deputymon withdrawal rn
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sharing a wealth of knowledge with my delightful father who has no idea what i’m on about
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Starmon: I know you’re there, Deputymon.
Starmon: Can I see your dick.
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Ken: Ever since I was a little boy I knew I wanted all the power the world had to offer
Takeru: You are still a little boy
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Starmon: You guys met at a party, huh? That’s so sweet. I met my husband at—
Deputymon: He made me outta spare parts he found outside.
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Starmon: I feel so sigma!
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Deputymon: The first amendment is American, doll. We’re in the digital world.
Deputymon: So shut the hell up ‘fore I pop one in yer mouth.
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Starmon: Best thing a guy can wear is blood
Starmon: All over him
Starmon: dripping down his face
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DIGIBLR
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DEPUTYMON IS 24?????
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he shoulda been at the clubbbb
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no the fuck i should not
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everything can be possible with the power of friendship guys trust me
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cept for this
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we might need guns for this
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no i got this
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we need guns
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who the fuck is this guy
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i’m you dipshit
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nuh uh
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fuck you mean nuh uh
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Deputymon: My son Iori and his sister Miyako.
Ken: They look weak.
Deputymon: I will kill you.
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Miyako: Happy father’s day
Deputymon: Where’s my present
Miyako: Me
Miyako: Without me you wouldn’t be a father
Deputymon: Yeah, right. I’d still have Iori.
Deputymon: Yer only the second child.
Deputymon: Useless.
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