word prompts compilation
complies THIS MEME // THIS MEME // THIS MEME
ADD ++ FOR REVERSE
[ attention ] for your muse to touch mine as a way of getting their attention
[ wake ] for your muse to wake mine
[ cover ] Â for your muse to cover mine with a blanket or a jacket
[ lift ] for your muse to give mine a hand stepping up or over something etc.
[ kiss ] Â for your muse to come up to mine and kiss them without warning
[ run ] for your muse to run their fingers through mineâs hair
[ braid ] for your muse to braid mineâs hair
[ embrace ] Â for your muse to hold mine
[ smile ] for your muse to smile at mine from across the room
[ wave ] for your muse to gesture to mine to come closer
[ panic ] for your muse to grab mineâs arm or get behind them in a moment of danger
[ touch ] for your muse to rest their forehead against mineâs
[ weep ] Â for your muse to catch mine crying
[ eat ] for your muse to offer mine food
[ hit ] for your muse to attack mine
[ love ] for your muse to touch mine as a show of affection or reassurance
[ nap ] for your muse to fall asleep against mine
[ rest ] for your muse to rest their head in mineâs lap
[ look ] for your muse to catch mine staring
[ seduce ] for your muse to touch mine sexually
[ help ] for your muse to lean on mine for support
[ give ] for your muse to offer mine their arm
[ entwine ] for your muse to hold mineâs hand
[ laugh ] for your muse to laugh at something mine did
[ dance ] for your muse to dance with mine
[ sit ] for your muse to pull mine into their lap
[ yell ] for your muse to calm mine down
[ cry ] for your muse to wipe mineâs tears away
[ dream ] for my muse to share dream with yours
[ nightmare ] for your muse to wake mine from a nightmare
[ surprise ] for your muse to show up at mineâs house without explanation
[ fix ] for your muse to treat mineâs injury
[ sacrifice ] for your muse to get hurt protecting mine
[ guard ] for your muse to step between my muse and danger
[ taste ] for your muse to cook for mine
[ sing ]Â for your muse to sing to mineÂ
[ goodbye ]Â for my muse kissing and/or hugging your muse goodbye
[ secrets ]  my  muse  sharing/confiding  a secret
[ bloody ]  for your muse  coming  to  my muse  with  blood  stainsÂ
[ drunk ]  your muse  takes  care  of my very drunk museÂ
[ bed ]  my  muse wakes up in  the  same bed as your muse with little  recollection  of  the  night  before
[ scream ]  my  muse  hears  your  muse  scream  and runs  to  them
[ trail ]  my  muse  watches  as  your  muse  traces  one  of  my  muses  scars,  asking  them  about  it
[ piggyback ]  my  muse  gives  yours  a  piggyback  ride
[ jump ]  my  muse  holding  yours  up  by  their  thighs
[ carry ]  my  muse  carries  your  muse  to  their  house
[ lighter ]  my  muse  pulls  out  a  lighter  and  lights  it  for  your  muse  to  use  to  light  their  cigarette
[ shot ] my  muse  gets  shot  and  struggles  to  your  muses for aid
[ wound ] my  muse  patches  and  bandages  a  wound  your  muse  has  gotten
[ fight ]  my  muse  stops  your  muse  from  getting  into  a  physical  fight  with  someone  else
[ arrest ]  your  muse  finds  my  muse  arrested  in  cuffs Â
[ hospital ]  my  muse  awakens  in  a  hospital,  finding  your  muse  by  their  side,  asking  what  happened
[ betrayal ] my  muse  finds  out  that  your  muse  has  betrayed  them and  confronts  them  about  it
[ nude ] my  muse  walks  in  on  your  muse  accidentally  seeing  them  naked
[ karaoke ] Â for our muses to sing together
[ wet ]  your muse  strips  down  to  their  under  garments  and  runs  into  the  water,  motioning  for my muse  to  join  them
[ crawl ]  for  your  muse  to  crawl  into  bed  with  mine .
[ flower ]  for  your  muse  to  offer  my  muse  their  favourite  flower
[ gift ]  for  my muse  to  surprise  your muse  with  a  gift
[ homemade gift ]  for  my muse  to  make  your muse  a  gift
[ bestow ] for your muse to give my muse a gift, bought or handmade ( bonus if you add what it is )
[ serenade ]  for  my muse  to  sing  to  your muse
[ caress ]  for  your  muse  to  gently  run  their  hand  down  my  museâs  face
[ caught ]  for  your  muse  to  catch  my  muse  wearing  their  shirt .
[ love letter ]  for  your  muse  to  give  my  muse  a  love  letter  they  wrote  for  them
[ boop ]  for  your  muse  to  boop  my  muse  on  the  nose
[ date ]  for  my muse  to  ask  your muse  to  go  on  a  date
[ confess ]  for my muse  to  confess  their  feelings  to  your muse
[ sleepy ]  for  my muse  to  slowly  fall  alseep  on your muse
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DUNGEONS AND DADDIES / EP 1 : A MAN AND A HANDSHAKE
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lines taken from an actual play d&d podcast, you can check out hereÂ
Iâm sorry, I laugh every time I hear it.
Uh, you might find a good use for those condoms on the course of this adventure.
If not in one way, then another.
Youâre like our dad, the dad of dads.
Iâm the dad of dads. Iâm daddy daddy.
Yo, man, play it cool, dawg.
Ah, hey, yeah, whatâs up man? Howâs it goinâ? Are you, uh, are you my ride?
Uh, yeah, uh, can you come here? Can we talk for a second? Weâll be right with you, young man! Can you get over here?
Rock and roll man.
Okay, uhhhh, yeah, no smoking in your car, I dig that. Alright man, your car, your rules.
On the scale from, like, 1 to 20, what kind of dankness are we looking at here, weed wise?
Uhhh, hey man, whereâd you, uh, whereâd you get that?
Iâm very hungry and I kinda wanna fuck!
Uh, yeah man, I dig it. Well, uh, just tellinâ ya, this poindexter drivinâ the car over here doesnât want you, uhâ
He sounds like a fuckinâ narc.
You know what? Iâm just gonna take thatâ why donât we just put it in the mailbox for, uh, itâll be our little secret.
We donât want our mailman finding that, haha!
I feel like Iâm fuckinâ bonding with my kid already!
Is this what fuckinâ being a parent is like? Because fuckinâ sign me up, this sounds great!
Hey, I hope you know, I ainât no narc. I party occasionally too, itâs just, you know, in front of the kidsâŠmaybe someday we could, you know...anyways! Thatâs not important, I just donât want you to think Iâm-
âYes! Yes! Yes! Power! Power! Power!â
I will make you a naked tree! A naked tree that I will then punch!
How would you like if someone ripped off your skin without consent?
Iâm gonna need you guys to be real buddies and listen to Dad now, alright?
Challenge accepted, fatherrrrrrr!
Hey there, man, itâs just about being polite, you can tell a lot about a man from a handshake!
It was born from my brain!
Iâm a little bit, uh, hazed out from the strength of the previous, aforementioned blunt.
Weâre gonna be very respectful and weâre gonna be very positive, and then weâre gonna go out and weâre gonna have a wonderful time today. Can you say that, can you say weâre gonna go out and have a wonderful time today?
Yeah? What was the craziest thing youâve ever done?
I burned down my first school!
[strained laughter] He didnât burn down the /entire/ school, the fire damage was limited to one or two classrooms.
Okay, alright, who wants Grape-Nuts? Iâve got a baggy of grape nuts with me.
Well, Iâm gonna be snacking on my Grape-Nuts and if anyone wants some, just let me know if you want some of these nuts and weâll chow down.
Relationships are built on trust, thatâs what you tell me. You should trust that weâre going to buckle up!
You know, Iâm trynaâ let them make their own decisions, itâs called free-range parenting.
Well I guess somebodyâs not getting their instant oatmeal.
Daddy? I mean, [name]? Is that you?
Listen...pal...I know that I havenât been there for you. Because I wasnât married to your wife, I mean to your mom, before your dad died. Iâve written several letters trying to emote on paper what I canât always do in person and you know, Iâm working on that.
[name?] [name], I was informed to tell you not to get in vans with strangers.
Donât give a shit!Â
Thatâs my little joke, Iâm a teetotaler myself but I like to say âneat,â you know and it makes me feel neat.
No, itâs okay, safety is not a priorityâ
Alright, Iâm puttinâ on 60s and 70s greatest hits as we go.
Don't worry, I know how much gas my van has, don't worry about it.
Pretty good place to drop. You just donât know how to shoot people, but thatâs fine.
 Okay now hold still and let me put these bandaids on. Okay, hold still!
Aw, I think Iâm gonna throw up...the iodine
I canât help butâ do you remember that scene in Jurassic Park where Ellie Satler, the very attractive Laura Dern, is looking at the leaves and she notices that the leaves are different and thatâs kinda the first clue that something strange is going on!Â
I thought âcause you were dabbing, you were Fornite dabbing.
Oh, modifications, alright. Black market modifications.
Guys, itâs pretty weird out here.
See, Iâm not quite sure if this is an LSD flashback or event, so Iâm just gonna be a little vague here.
Do you just yell your own name when youâre excited?
Thatâs what Iâm saying. I donât trust these people.
Guys, which dad do you think has the biggest dingdong?
Woah there gentlemen, watch where youâre shooting that thing!
Youâve gotta be kiddinâ [dying noise]
[name], I'm in the middle of battle. I'm wondering what I should do?
Uh, probably die. That sounds like something you would do.
Ooh! Hey diddle diddle!
[deep and angry] Sorry for the language.
Iâve never related more.
Yep! How does that feel?
Not possible, my man. Not a real number, not possible.
God damn it, I knew we shouldnât have come back for the adults! I knew it!
[muttering] Theyâre twist-offs, theyâre twist-offsâŠ
[slurred] Give me one good reason not to gut ya like a pig right hereâŠ.
[sighs] Guys, this is tough but I feel like weâre a team. I think we can do this if we all stick together.
âJust pretend you donât see me feeling things.âÂ
[low] Youâre ridinâ in back with me, kemosabe.
[quiet and scared] Ooh no, oh no, oh no, oh no, oh noâŠ
[extreme stammering] Uh, letâs talk about something else! I donât knowâ itâs been a long day, uh, letâs talk about something else.
I feel like thatâs pretty much the only thing I wanna talk about. You had vines shot out of you.
Do you still have the condoms?
You know, I think maybe somethingâs happening to me and Iâm still trying to get my bearings on it, so I would really enjoy it if you guys respected my privacy and let me work through whatâs going on on my own.
So Iâm gonna go ahead and put 10 condoms on my fingers for the time being, just to make sure that nothing bad happens.
I donât wanna make any more messes in here, so you can consider me condomed up.
Ha! Itâs been awhile since Iâve had a laugh, I appreciate a good jokeâŠ
[yelling] Iâm wearing the condoms!
Sorry, sorry Iâm just a little sensitive about the changes that are happening to my body, so--
This is some Lord of the Rings shit right here, yâall.
He, generally, is known as one of the best cultivators of non-voluntary work in this part of the continent.
Youâre using a lot of elitist language.
Thatâs an extremely offensive way to put what my master doesâŠ
Well, yeah, agree to disagree, but I feel like theyâre probably more useful in the workforce.
Listen up, you big alpha jock piece of shit bozo!
I think I dig where youâre goinâ, man, I think I got this.
Okay, I feel like youâre being pretty aggro on me right now, I knew I flew off the handle at you there butâ
Youâre right, Iâm sorry man. Itâs been a tough day for both of us.
I just donât feel like this is a music kinda guy, I donât feel like this guy pumps a lot of tuneskis.
No, no! He canât take it back, he canât take it back! I feel something!
I silence his dumb ass with a kiss!
Something tingles deep down inside of me and I feel love for the first time in a long time, when he puts his mouth on mine.
Snakes are natural predators, we had to put down our purebred Dachshund because he got bit by a snake. This is a game replicating that exact same experience⊠uh, it will make you so strong and powerful, itâll make me cry⊠about my Dachshund.
Thank you, my Number One.
You may keep this receipt of the pact that we have made.
Itâs constantly kinda screaming in horror. [very quiet and gentle] Aaah.
Woah, sorry, I slipped there. Been drinking a little bitâ
Holy shit, thatâs the best you got? This is so bad!
[whispered] What the fuck are you doing?
[yelling] Are you fucking kidding me!?
Hey, do we think that [name]âs handshake or his kiss is more trustworthy?
Oh, thanks everybody, sorry I introduced the kissing thing as something we have to maintain now as part of our cover.Â
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