Qrow: So, today I learned what an emoticon is.

Taiyang: And...?

Qrow: Raven threw a lamp at me after I said "uwu" in a conversation.

Qrow: I don’t know exactly whose health I’m drinking to, but they’re going to be immortal at this rate.

Devastated

So I came home today to find out our house had been broken into. The window was smashed and everything electronic we had was taken as well as some of my jewelry AND my medication.

This is severely going to impact on being able to run this blog as I do not have a computer anymore. I’m unfortunately going to have to put all requests on hold and th whole queue once it runs out I will not be able to refill.

If you would like to help us you can donate to our PayPal which is https://www.paypal.me/LDeBrock any money donated here will be put into replacing our computer and other items that were stolen. I will update this blog with information about the case for anyone that is interested and for people who are able to donate so they know how everything is turning out. Below the cut are some pictures of the scene, it may trigger some so view with caution. Thank you to all of my followers who are always so supportive in words and reblogs and donations when able. I seriously love you guys so much and honestly you all and this blog have kept me going when I needed it just in knowing that you are all there and are such amazing people. Please send us positive vibes and I certainly won’t turn down any spellwork to catch the perpetrators and reclaim our items.

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RWBY / VOLUME 4 ~ QROW

How many people wanna fuck my muse?

Send anonymously ( or not) an “Aye” if your muse wants to get with mine. See how many you get! 

Qrow mun is British? I did not know this. This explains why you have a good sense of humour.

((Hah, my sense of humour? Good? I have no clue what you’re talking about. Though, thank you for the kind words, anyway.))

((Thanks, dude.))

What hair products do you use to keep your hair all slicked back?

Qrow: My hair actually naturally keeps back like that, it’s only my bangs that I slick back, and even then, I don’t use any product, just my hand.

((As a British person, I have no clue if i’m using the term ‘bangs’ correctly here…))

What hair products do you use to keep your hair all slicked back?

Qrow: My hair actually naturally keeps back like that, it’s only my bangs that I slick back, and even then, I don’t use any product, just my hand.

((As a British person, I have no clue if i’m using the term ‘bangs’ correctly here...))

Qrow: Aw man, those were the days, before Beacon fell and Grimm invaded... though, I knew something was going to happen.

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In all honesty I completely forgot that he’s a teacher.

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Early days of training.

Qrow: Now Ruby, you have to keep the momentum you create when you swing Crescent Rose in mind, or you're gonna trip, fall, hit something or someone, or all of the above. Use that momentum to follow through with attacks, or get yourself some distance between you and your opponent, whether it's Grimm or Human. You get all that, Kid?

Ruby:

Ruby:

Ruby:

Qrow: Uh, Kid?

Ruby: You lost me at Ruby.

Qrow, taking a swig from his flask: Why'd I say I'd train her again?...

Qrow: Hey, passing out from just too much alcohol, and dying from alcohol poisoning are two very different things, Junior.

Can't you like, turn into a bird or something? If so, soak some bird seed in whiskey, turn into birb, eat some, turn back into a person and enjoy having a good percentage of your blood being alcohol. Tell us how it turns out.

Qrow: I… I think I’ll pass on that, if you don’t mind. I’d rather not die from alcohol poisoning.

Can't you like, turn into a bird or something? If so, soak some bird seed in whiskey, turn into birb, eat some, turn back into a person and enjoy having a good percentage of your blood being alcohol. Tell us how it turns out.

Qrow: I... I think I’ll pass on that, if you don’t mind. I’d rather not die from alcohol poisoning.

How are you so much cooler than Taiyang? Stupid question I know, but still...

Qrow: I’m like, a whole 7 cooler than him.

I feel the urge to challenge you to take a shot for every follower you have, but I'm guessing that you don't need anymore sauce in your system, so I'll just say congrats.

Qrow: Ya kidding me? Taking a shot for every follower is... uh... Yeah, actually now that I think about it, it is a really bad idea.

((Thank you!!!))

Holy. Shit.

So, uh, I’ve just hit 1000 followers...

I can’t tell you how speechless I am, you just have to take this horribly bland thank you, ‘cause, HOLY SHIT. There’s a freaking thousand of you that decided to click that follow button. Thank you. All of you.

((You too? Thought something was wrong on my end only, this kinda sucks))

[well guys] [discord has done a complete break] [this is really odd]

Hi guys. You all may have noticed that I haven’t been very active lately? This is why. I’ve been scrambling to make some sort of ends meet at home, and it’s just not working anymore. We are over $20,000 in debt right now with no way to pay it all off. If we don’t, we might end up losing the house and the car.

I don’t want to ask for your help, but I sorely need it. Even just a dollar or two would mean the world to me. And even if you can’t donate, if you could reblog this, and spread it around I’d appreciate it.