My dudes…. Where is the discourse around this?! I literally was convinced this was fan made at first. Because it’s so spot on and spelled out coming from the queen of clues and secrets. Girlfriend is tied of hinting around and insuinuations. You know Taylor Swift the entity. You don’t know Taylor Swift the person.
My girl out there looking like she’s trying to find the main stage of the Lilith Fair to play an acoustic set around a campfire for a fully packed audience at a lesbian retreat.
Insanity was me trying to manage an AMC queue to buy tickets to the Eras movie while facilitating morning drop off at my school, and greeting and chatting with parents in Spanish, which I don’t speak.
So last night I randomly had a dream and Joe Alwyn was in it (rando - because it wasn’t a Taylor Swift related dream and I’m not usually one to dream about a loaf of white bread) and I don’t remember what the hell it was about but the one thing I remember is that we were walking down the street and he was talking to me and his voice was so high pitch and irritating and the whole time he’s talking, in my dream I thought to myself “I would totally get drunk and make fun of the way he talked too, because it’s literally the worst”
You must have forgotten that I am a public school teacher who is paid 10 months a year and won’t get a pay check until Sept 8th, when you dropped a show ON MY BIRTHDAY 14+ months from now but you need my money in 5 days. Baby love, I think I’ve been a little too broke because we running on empty. @taylorswift I’m educating the future leaders of the world with high quality ARTS EDUCATION and this cannot be my karma for my efforts. Because Karma is a ticket to Miami for your birthday!