so sad that people got sick of "doomed by the narrative" and decided it was cringe, because fate and free will in fiction has been a major interest of mine for like eight years, but alas so it goes. anything that gets popular is destined to become reviled in short order. it's like some sort of unstoppable, uncompassionate, avaricious cycle of rising and falling and rising again. like whatever happens, no matter the intentions, it will always result in the same tragic ending. you could almost say it was d

i hate how they market alexa as a ‘member of the family’ like that’s SO fucking blatantly insidious and terrifying also if i wanted an untrustworthy/cold/emotionless machine in my life i’d just talk to my fuckin father 

There should be a fanfic writing game called the showrunners challenge where someone writes a story and partway through someone else can play things like "actor leaves after 4000 more words" or "topic now too politically sensitive due to unforeseen world events" or "lost rights to that reference"

per anon’s request, i present to you THE best version of beatrice’s monologue in much ado about nothing. i thought about cropping this but decided this scene must be watched in its full glory

"average person has at least one bad dream per month" factoid is actually a statistical error. average person has zero bad dreams per month. prince hamlet, who is bounded in a nutshell and has sixteen million bad dreams per night, is an outlier adn should not have been counted

they need to add two extra hours after ten pm where time doesn't pass so you can do some nice reading before bed

i wish i were rich because that way i could comtinue being Insane & Useless and it would be fine like not even a problem

the 3.5mm headphone jack was the wound through which light entered your phone it was a little cave for angels to live in inside your phone and big tech got rid of it cause theyre scared of God the wrong way

Simplifying this question because I think having to actually do calculations messed some people up. To be clear, a field related to math but not pure math means you're in something like engineering, physics, chemistry, or anything where you use math on a regular basis, but aren't actually majoring in math.

forcing myself to go to the library instead of rotting on the couch so i can acclimate to existing in public and also maybe do something productive for once

Dear professor this assignment did not nourish my fundamentally curious soul so i did not do it No penalty full 100 points please Goodbye!

wow that's a nice inflexible honour code you've got there. i can't wait to see it broken under immense pressure, and you along with it.

going forward i will only consume problematic media

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