Daily dracula came back as a jump scare, I genuinely have shitty enough memory that I don’t remember anything happening previously, so everything that happened was a real shock

if i say that writing in all caps contains some gender for me. would you understand me or would you mock me

I would want to be a slug if they were ok with salt. But they’re not. So I don’t.

Clowns are just guys, you know. They’re like three makeup wipes away from looking like your uncle.

queerplatonic is whatever those 3 middleaged animal men from ice age had btw. i hope you understand now

trans guy who finally figured out his name, about to come out in the funniest way to his friends: hey guys can i be frank with you all

THE CLARK PLUSHIE I CANT

Something went crunch as I stepped on it oh god was it a snail not gonna check just gonna move with knowledge that I may have committed snailslaughter

there are many reasons to seek out and become fans of indie movies and generally less widespread media but the craziest one is that like 90% of the time if you express admiration for an underrated movie the cast and crew will just be like. thank you. i’m following you on twitter now. and then you have to live the rest of your life knowing people involved in the making of one of your favorite hidden gems of cinema are seeing your tweets about having a whole blue hawaiian fishbowl to yourself at 4 PM

There is something to be said about how victims of abuse identify with Jason Todd.

Queer kids, most often specifically trans people, victims of violence and sexual abuse, domestic abuse and manipulation. Victims of sects and religious fanatisicm.

I think we find comfort in Jason because we find solidarity. We too know what it's like to suffer. And then have people turn around and tell your story like you didn't. Tell your story like it was your own making. Or inevitable.

To me, Jason will always be a patron saint of silenced victims. A voice that has been cut off by bloody murder and came back screaming. And then a righteous rage surpressed and distorted by the author.

How easy to see how that experience reflects our own pain.

Happy international lesbian day to dykes who are also fags and fags who are also dykes way to be the hottest bitches at the party

Eugene when he sees Ned coming to pick up the stuff he left in the office

donald trump should get into reading tarot it should be like his next big investment “The tower. very very bad. very bad stuff about to happen. but the changes. they’ll be big. it’s important stuff. but very bad stuff. like 9/11 with your friends. maybe your boyfriend will cheat on you with a lovely gorgeous woman even more gorgeous than you and look at you. i don’t know. big disaster”

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

You think if I went to a hipster live music bar and asked for a redneck margarita that the bartender would kill me