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probayern · 5 minutes

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#no. absolutely not.#you guys need to stop policing your own thoughts so much you're just gonna be miserable

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probayern · 24 minutes

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Patrick Herrmann’s retirement will leave Tony Jantschke and Thomas Müller as the two joint longest-serving players in the Bundesliga.

#😭#i can't believe we've reached this time #thomas

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probayern · 1 hour

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HELP 😭

#scream #well same adrian same #f1

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probayern · 1 hour

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good morning bayernblr i already want to throw up!

#i honestly have 0 idea how this will go and that terrifies me #bayern

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probayern · 16 hours

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I understand some of you are 19 but that is not an old man, he's 32.

#the more time passes the funnier this post gets because the more of my friends are actually 32/close to it

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probayern · 17 hours

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quit my job today (kind of. told them i am going to school and will be leaving in 3 months) which feels crazy but it's really happening now like. i'm going to grad school baby

#i mean i already paid a $2k deposit so it was already real but #this is MORE REAL #crazy month crazy year crazy life. if you'd told me 4 months ago the sequence of events that were about to occur...#i would not have necessarily believed #bella things

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probayern · 17 hours

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speaking of sports...

1) OMG are you a timberwolves fan ???

2) i am going to have a horrible time watching the ucl tomorrow but i am croatian first meaning.........

yes ma'am i am born & raised minnesotan which means i support all minnesota sports teams to the death (which is every year because we never win anything). currently hyperfixating on the timberwolves i'm sooo hyped

.............stella. stella. no. you already like m*x. you can't root against bayern TOO

#@ bayern board bring stani back ASAP so stella doesn't leave us #stella tag #ask

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probayern · 17 hours

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when post malone brings out taylor as a surprise guess in miami THEN WHAT

when taylor publicly reveals that her real sports star romance has been fernando alonso all along THEN WHAT

#i know it's an old joke but i cant help it i think the taylor/fernando thing is funny #stella tag #ask

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probayern · 18 hours

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Wait is miami getting a halftime show? F1 makes me so embarassed to be american.

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#SCREAM #this is so funny #the byline you picked is hilarious op #f1

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probayern · 18 hours

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its lap 28, verstappen is 3 minutes ahead, sauber are halfway through a 56 second pitstop, the alpines are fighting for p19. all of a sudden everything stops, the crowd goes silent . its mr worldwide

#wait sorry what did i miss 😭#f1

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probayern · 20 hours

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