Teacher: Can you play basketball?
Me: Pff yeah, the only one who can beat me is me.
Teacher: Okay. Can you play volleyball?
Me: Of course. You can call me King of the Court.
Tearch: Let me guess. You can also swim, right?
Me: Fuck yeah, but I only swim free.
Teacher: How did you learn all of this?
Me: Im watching sports anime. ┐( ̄ヮ ̄)┌
Teacher: ಠ_ಠ
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Sweet frapp nicknames
My TrashKing Mocha Cookie Crumble Frappuccino
My MrStealYourGirl&Boy&Heart Cotton Candy Frappuccino
My OvergrownPuppy Lemon Cake Frappuccino
My Savage AF Vanilla Beam Crème Frappuccino
My NoticeMeSenpai Soy Blueberry Frappuccino
My DirectionallyChallenged Green Tea Frappuccino
My SmutReading Red Velvet Frappuccino
My ???% Cinnamon Roll Frappuccino
My Honourable AngstyMoodyTeenPrince Frappuccino
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Who will win?
Imagine a world where Kisumi, Oikawa and Kise try to outflirt each other while their friends place bets on who’ll blush and lose first.
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When the prettyboysquad is kinda broke
Kisumi: Guys, I think this is it. We can’t afford to pay the rent late again. Flirting with the landlord and electrician and plumber and our neighbors isn’t gonna cut it…We need a side job. Like now.
Kise: Are you serious, Kisumichii? Have we actually reached that stage?
Kisumi: I’m afraid so.
Oikawa: *sighs* It can’t be helped. My diet’s all over the place with what we eat now. I’ll be damned if I mess up at practice again
Kise: But I thought we saved up enough with the showers we all share day and night now
Oikawa: Ah, that’s true, but those tend to make us all 10-40 minutes late to class
Kisumi: Yeah, plus wearing scarves during summer is getting way too suspicious, no matter how fabulous we look
Oikawa: But we can’t help that
Kise: We’re born that way
Kisumi: Obviously. Ok, so, desperate times call for desperate measures. Think of a store, any store-
Oikawa: Must it be legal?
Kisumi: Preferably
Kise: Oh, just remembered. I kinda need a break from modeling
Kisumi: Fine, we’ll let it go. Now, as I was saying, what kind of business nearby would only hire us for our good looks and sex appeal? I’m thinking of sugar-
Kise: Hollister
Oikawa: Abercrombie & Fitch
Kisumi: That’s…why didn’t I think of that? *lol I actually thought we were in trouble*
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ok so i basically drew this for kisu-me-shigino ahahahhhh look you kept your clothes on lol
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“Talent is something you make bloom, instinct is something you polish.”
Happy birthday Anna! °˖✧◝(⁰▿⁰)◜✧˖°
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