when a guy is trying to have a conversation but all he can offer is “hey” or “haha”
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if we are ever invaded by aliens and they wanna destroy earth and whatever thats fine but leave old friends senior dog sanctuary out of it
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not all who mcfreakin wander are mcfreakin lost
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kermit really is that bitch…… he went from crying in showers and talking to negative inner monologues to running freely in a dandelion field,,…i’m tryna be on this level
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i be accidentally going MIA on people. i swear it’s nothing personal. i just like being alone lol
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One of my clearest high school memories is of the time I asked my freshman bio teacher what he wanted to be when he grew up and he said “assassinated”
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everyone: watch 13 reasons why!
me, not doing that:
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the cat was like “really bitch”
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Belka, Soviet Space Dog, In A Spacesuit by Ria Novosti 1960
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armageddon
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some people…smh
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