may the 1th be with you lol
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Vintage repair shop mechanic
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The real reason magnets do that is because they are perverse sexual beasts
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It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳
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*me working in the insides of a machine* shush, I need to focus, this is very intimate- I mean intimate- I mean intimate- I mean intimate- I mean intricate.
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does anyone else feel kind of slutty refilling soap bottles
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Warning: do not kiss the computer!!! He will explode
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do you think a dirty little plate getting thoroughly washed in hot, soapy water is a sexual experience for it? do you think the experience is better with bare hands or wearing those classic yellow rubber gloves? who said that.
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objectum culture is getting sad from people laughing at how old computers look :((( they're so pretty :( don't be mean :(( /silly
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computers should go in heat and when you play with the mouse clit they spark and overheat a little
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Objectum (sexual) culture is wanting to see other objectums and cool objectum content but coming across too many wonderful object photos and well,
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car washing and detailing can be such intimate activities if you let them be
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