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pizzussy · 27 days

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pizzussy · 1 month

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" hey can you at least not leave your weird, candid photos of half - naked peppino around my living room, please. " :(

he blinks.

it's hard to tell from the big ol grin on his face and his casual mannerisms but he is. Quite flustered, actually! very embarrassed! but he's not showing it! he's just propping his head up with his hands and kicking his legs like a girl at a sleepover

" Hahahaaaa, silly me, how'd those get there? Don't worry, I'll clean em up in no time!!!! "

#ic.

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pizzussy · 1 month

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sighs dramatically and runs a finger down the side of a framed picture of peppino. don't worry about how he got it.

" oh, peppi, we're really in it now. "

#ic.

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pizzussy · 1 month

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can oyu tell I'm in love with this man

#i need him bad

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pizzussy · 1 month

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He asked what my tits look like and I sent this from my recent breast exam. He didn’t find it as funny as I did. No one appreciates my art 😔

#...#What? Dont look at me like that

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pizzussy · 2 months

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i dont think i can resist the urge to draw peppussy anymore

#ooc.#ill put it under a readmore if i actually share it here goifldjgkfd

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pizzussy · 2 months

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i need pussy from a 45 year old man

#cough

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pizzussy · 2 months

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nakey under the cut

#art.#ooc.#nobodys online perfect time to post thid

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pizzussy · 2 months

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i need him

I think pizzi possessed me I'm having very impure thoughts about p3ppino

#ooc.#sorry somethins in the water tonite im gayer than usual

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pizzussy · 2 months

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I think pizzi possessed me I'm having very impure thoughts about p3ppino

#ooc.

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pizzussy · 2 months

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" GOD I NEED THAT BIG HOT SWEATY ITALIAN TO MANHANDLE ME IMMEDIATELY "

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pizzussy · 2 months

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#art.#ic.

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pizzussy · 2 months

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[PIZZI]: Personally I just think it's funny that you're assuming I

[PIZZI]: A walking talking sentient pizza thinf

[PIZZI]: Would have mammalian anatomy

[PIZZI]: You're right tho, nature IS healing :0)

[Dani]: if ur nipples aren't pepperonis too i don't think we can be best friends anymore. :o{

[PIZZI]: OK two things

[PIZZI]: 1. Where the fuck did this come from

[PIZZI]: 2. I literally don't have any

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pizzussy · 2 months

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anyways pizzi has Literally Nothing. fullass ken doll anatomy. on top of that, his clothes are Literally part of his body so the most he can do is just...unbuckle his overalls

#hc.#he can give you the worlds worst strip tease

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pizzussy · 2 months

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