phaerlax
Phaerlax
Same name on AO3, Twitter, Reddit, and other places. Some have called me the Karu guy. Uh, I have a carrd. This is mostly a NU: Carnival blog to gush about pups and familiars. Heads-up: I identify as 'problematic' and will likely block you if I feel fandom cop vibes. Block me back at your leisure. Together we can curate these spaces.
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Procrastinating some stuff by having quick and dirty pre-thoughts on the prince of bottoms tournament
Morvay/Edmond - Ed bottoms
Morvay/Olivine - Oli bottoms
Morvay/Garu - Morv bottoms
Morvay/Karu - Morv bottoms
Morvay/Rei - Rei bottoms
Edmond/Olivine - Oli bottoms
Edmond/Garu - Garu bottoms
Edmond/Karu - Ed bottoms
Edmond/Rei - Rei bottoms
Olivine/Garu - Garu bottoms
Olivine/Karu - Oli bottoms
Olivine/Rei - Oli bottoms
Garu/Karu - Garu bottoms
Garu/Rei - Garu bottoms
Karu/Rei - Rei bottoms
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@phaerlax: zere and I disagreed on aster/kuya but at least we'll agree on aster/quincy
@zerenovation: phaerlax and I disagreed on aster/kuya but at least we'll agree on aster/quincy
The Gang Disagrees on Aster/Quincy
what I'm finding is that this tournament really does prove that the fujin yearn for the mines (top bottom discourse)
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Alright listen up. I really, really don't get you if you think that Aster tops Kuya but doesn't top Quincy. I'd love it if you could explain—actually I can't guarantee that I would love it, but I'm definitely curious.
I'm voting for Aster with my eyes closed. Quincy has shown himself to be much more willing to loosen the 'alpha male' act and go with the flow than Kuya. He has sucked Eiden's dick. He has let Eiden suck on his tits ffs. Did you catch that last one. Guess what Aster loves to do? Yeah nipple play.
Aster could fucking milk Quincy there's no doubt in my mind. SR Aster room 5, but instead of Eiden it's Quincy. I don't think Aster would have any interest in Quincy's brand of topping; I think he'd only want to bottom for someone who is "into him", which I don't see Quincy being (I would be interested in seeing an argument for why Quincy would look at Aster as anything more than Huey's dubious secretary). But Aster would definitely want to get reactions out of Mr Large Beefy and Stoic, it's on brand for him.
I'm so convinced of this answer that I honestly struggle to imagine otherwise. What are the other side's arguments. Quincy is just too manly and big? You wanna get topped by Quincy so he's the top top? Sorry if it sounds condescending but those are really the only things my brain is simulating rn...
Top Top: Round 5
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remember: this is not who you like more, but who you think tops (more often)!
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🐺💛🪵 Shipping bird, sing to me now of Quinaru Gold
🪶 caw, caw... !
I will bet no one is surprised that I have read your fic of this pairing featuring quincy's big dick. I am a simple bird...
I'm picky about all these, and these two are no exception - toughest part by far is coming up with a reason they'd be fucking. Karu is obviously high tsun and Quincy is absolutely not in the business of chasing people down for sex.
BUT. If you can get past Karu being Karu... oooohoho (*rubs hands together*) we have epic brat tamer on brat action. If you can get Karu ti admit he wants it, but he continues to be a little shit about it, Quincy isn't above dragging things out for an eon just to make Karu dissolve. I'm thinking of Karu, already half naked, clearly committed to going through with this and still being a bastard ("What do you think you're going to do with that, huh? B-bend over, before I- w-wait, what are you- AH-!")
Ooooo, and THEN you have the complexity of Kuya's Quincy fixation. Master Kuya's old friend? Okay, so we can't mock him too much, but also Master Quincy mocks him, so do we treat him like he's untrustworthy? Or with respect? Karu's brain cell isn't strong enough to support this level of scheming, bless his little heart. And frankly, if Quincy got him riled up I think his dick and his desperate little hole would do the thinking for him.
... and after that, of course, you've got some belly bulge. That's a big dick for a little puppy...
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Heartbreaking: This Paragraph Is Too Fucking Long But Has No Good Cutoff Point
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I think it's really funny how Eiden gaslit the fandom into thinking Dante was bad at sex
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For this one I can see two perspectives.
1. Dante tops because Dante cares about topping and Quincy does not care about topping / is non-confrontational enough to play along / happy to be a pillow princess.
2. Quincy tops because his hard obstinacy trumps Dante's tsun / Dante is too annoying and Quincy wants to shut him up / brat tame him.
I am going with 2, because I think that it's truer to canon's tendency of not giving Dante what he wants for shits and giggles. However I think 1 does make a good deal of sense, especially for heavy consent enjoyers.
Top Top: Round 4
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remember: this is not who you like more, but who you think tops (more often)!
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[Creator Chose Not to Use Archive Warnings] Hmm to me it wouldn't be about them wanting to have sex per se, it would be about power / sending a message. In the vein of how Kuya is constantly threatening to hurt Morvay (and sometimes Aster too) to remind them of their place. Obviously I don't blame anyone for not indulging in my noncon freakery, but it rings true to me and is the closest I get to a possible 'trend' in kuyaster sex.
I understand the perspective of Kuya hates being bored = Kuya will try anything, but I also view him as someone who hates being in a position of subjugation more than he hates being bored, and who would see bottoming as that (never mind that he's wrong). Cranky old man set in his ways. And when it comes to using his relationship to Huey as evidence of his potential submission/bottomhood, I think that goes double for Aster!
I can most easily see bottom Kuya in a situation in which he's so in control that he will wreck the other party, and they won't be able to give him shit ever. This is easiest to imagine with people he would see as..... I'm trying not to say infants to sound less creepy........... uuh, weaklings. And Aster is kiinda that, to be fair. One might say he's 'ancient' in comparison to Eiden but he's only 100, younger than Rei (Kuya may have experienced his birth lol), and he consistently shies away from confrontation unless he's Long Aster. Even so, I think with his experience and personality Aster is enough of a 'player' by now that Kuya might not be comfortable letting him do it, with the "will I live this down?" factor.
Anyway, I think that people are generally a bit too resistant to the idea of bottom Aster. I get that he's been very consistent in his few H scenes, but we are of course operating beyond a close reading of canon (or else bottom Kuya and Dante becomes truly inconceivable haha). I also get the "breath of fresh air" perspective, but that doesn't interest me. Between his bouts of 'cutesy', his love of being held, his slavish devotion to Huey, the fact that he can feed on essence, and his comfort with having a master (even given the power imbalance with Eiden), I think there are more bottom particles in Aster than in the cranky forest demigod, according to my Devices.
Regardless, this question is tricky because, as agreed, they wouldn't really wanna do it, and as such we're trying to find a 'trend' in something that would happen rarely. I can think of many situations in which Kuya would top Aster and many situations in which Aster would top Kuya, but that's my smut contrivance generator at work, rather than a conclusion on their dynamics...
A zerenovation "old timey lapdog Kuya receiving punishment from Aster on Huey's orders" fic sounds wonderful—the thought of you trying to be mean with the two meanest characters in the cast in a mean setup makes me grin nefariously. I'd like to see that and I think it makes canon sense. But I do think that "old timey lapdog Kuya overpowering Aster because Aster thinks he's hot shit as Huey's brand new familiar" also makes sense. Settling on a dynamic is difficult I want Possibilities
Top Top: Round 3
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remember: this is not who you like more, but who you think tops (more often)!
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i wanted a new discord pfp but i make two because i could not left the other behind lol
feel free to use!
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This one is difficult. I don't see it happening often—they're not each other's types, I think?
I believe it would actually come to blows, with Kuya winning and therefore topping. I can imagine a scenario in which Aster could prevail instead, thanks to prep and money, but I think he'd only be interested in doing that once.
I know a lot of Kuya fans enjoy the idea of Kuya getting humbled, but I don't think wish fulfillment is the right criterion to vote on 😤
Top Top: Round 3
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remember: this is not who you like more, but who you think tops (more often)!
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Look, I know what you're thinking. "Oh, but what if-" YES, I get it. It's too obvious. You're on Tumblr. Your brain brims with transgressive thoughts. You yearn to go against the grain. Yes it would be funny if Yakumo topped Dante. Yes I'm thinking of the possibilities too.
But I urge you to disregard the contrarian impulse, and look at them with a clear mind. Look at them with seriousness in your heart.
Dante tops Yakumo.
Top Top: Round 2
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remember: this is not who you like more, but who you think tops (more often)!
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Eiden/Garu Desert of Dusk nipple play fic,
A little bit of smut that picks up right after Garu's latest H scene left off (and makes a hard turn toward wolfboy teats appreciation, because of course)
It's not actually a male lactation fic, but like... you know how you can have breeding kink without anyone actually getting impregnated? It's kinda like that. And it references a kuyaru fic that actually does have milk in it:
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To me BLASTER is like — Aster sometimes treats Blade like a fancy massaging toy when he's stressed/overwhelmed. Blade isn't fun to torture because he's always so happy to be there, and Aster is sadistic. So when they have sex it's usually because Aster is in a pillow princess state of mind (which I firmly believe is a flavor of Aster, though rare. I like sporadic bottom Aster. Still always in control of the situation, but not in a power bottom way even, just... in charge of the setup. Social control.)
Therefore, Blade tops most often. Aster may top Blade if he's angry-stressed and Morvay isn't available.
Top Top: Round 1
tournament post
remember: this is not who you like more, but who you think tops (more often)!
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you miss every shot you don't take
(at the yaoi shop) hello ma'am do you have any content in which Quincy Nucarnival is afflicted with a penis curse of some sort. No I can't write it myself. Oh it doesn't really matter what kind, just, y'know, a penis curse. Maybe he can't cum. Maybe he can't get it up. Maybe he's temporarily tiny. As long as there's a penis and it's cursed and he's uncomfortable about it and a little pathetic and humiliated? Do you have anything like that? No? Can you check back there? Okay I'll wait-
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(at the yaoi shop) hello ma'am do you have any content in which Quincy Nucarnival is afflicted with a penis curse of some sort. No I can't write it myself. Oh it doesn't really matter what kind, just, y'know, a penis curse. Maybe he can't cum. Maybe he can't get it up. Maybe he's temporarily tiny. As long as there's a penis and it's cursed and he's uncomfortable about it and a little pathetic and humiliated? Do you have anything like that? No? Can you check back there? Okay I'll wait-
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I have 20 fics tagged Karu. Which means that, if you filter for that tag, one of the nine pages of results is entirely me 🙋♂️
In a desperate quest to eat content I haven't cooked myself, I created the Karufic Archive. It bookmarks every Karu-centric fic in the category. We're currently at 62... it used to be 12 lol
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