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peppasjuicybaconass · 11 months
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Catra: *waking up in the middle of the night barely awake or conscious to braid Melog's tail right outside her bedroom*
Glimmer: *walks past her and rewinds to comprehend what she had just witnessed*
Glimmer: What the hell are you doing?
Catra: *jolts awake and stares at her creation*
Catra: What the hell am I doing?
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peppasjuicybaconass · 11 months
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Glimmer: So I was thinking—
Catra: That's new.
Glimmer:
Catra:
Bow and Adora harmonizing with each other:
Oh no
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peppasjuicybaconass · 11 months
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After going on multiple dates with no one attempting to make a move
Catra: *deep inhale* So you wanna bone or what?
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peppasjuicybaconass · 11 months
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Bow: Oh my gosh. Holy moly. I just finished the entire game of The Legend of Zelda. I don't know what to do with my life now. I no longer have a purpose. I have forgotten how I existed before I started playing this game. My life is without meaning.
Glimmer: *Staring at him unamused as she is carrying their child in her arms*
Uh huh.
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Adora: A Pegasus is just a unicorn that isn't horny.
Glimmer: She's not wrong.
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Adora: Hey, are you cooking an omelet? Because it smells egg-cellent in here.
Catra: *literally just trying to pour herself some cereal.*
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Bow: Hey guys, meet my new friend Nick.
Catra: Is Nick short for Nicotine?
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Glimmer: Can you please turn the A/C down? I'm literally shivering right now.
Catra: Shiver, shiver, like a beaver down the river.
Glimmer: What the fuck are you saying right now
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Forget gay people, the real mfs that should go to hell are the ones that call milk 'moo juice'.
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Seahawk: What even is an auxiliary police? Do they arrest musical criminals or something?
Bow: * shakes his head in disappointment* Bro.
Glimmer: Why are you shaking your head? You literally asked me the same question yesterday.
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Catra: Do you ever just wanna like, drink the dirty paint water while you're painting?
Adora: No? Did you?
Catra:
Adora: DID YOU???
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Bow: Did you know that Mickey Mouse could have been a bunny?
Mermista: Shut up, I don't care.
Mermista:
Mermista: Wait like actually?
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Adora: There was a period of time where I thought that J.Lo was short for Jennifer Lawrence and that was the lowest point of my life.
Catra: Okay
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Bow: Okay, here's a question. If you were straight, who would be your Ideal husband?
Catra: Easy. Jay Pritchett. He's literally the standard.
Bow: You're so right.
Glimmer: Why would you say something so controversial yet so brave?
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Catra: Look, I see where you're coming from.
Bow: Really? You do?
Catra: Yeah I just saw you crawl out of that ball pit at McDonald's.
Bow: I LOST MY HAPPY MEAL TOY IN THERE.
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*literally any song playing*
Adora: You know they did a great cover of this in Glee.
Catra: I want a divorce
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Glimmer: The bus ride here was literally hell, there were some dudes fist fighting in there.
Adora: What do you mean? Bow said he loved that bus ride.
Glimmer: That's because the bus here was free.
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