penissmpincorrectquotespt2
The second arrival of the incorrect quotes :)
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Shitty, holding an antique bottle: Is this whiskey or perfume?
Booboo McShit: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*
Booboo McShit:
Booboo McShit: It's perfume.
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Cr1nge1sd34d: Hey, can I get a sip of that water?
Admiral Anus: It’s not water.
Cr1nge1sd34d: Vodka! I like your sty-
Admiral Anus: It’s vinegar.
Cr1nge1sd34d: …What?
Admiral Anus: It's vinegar, PUSSY.
#mcyt#penis smp#psmp#dsmp#mcyt fandom#mcytumblr#we take back the psmp tag for the penis smp#incorrect quotes#admiral anus#cr1nge1sd34d#vinegar#I think it would be vinegar but with chilli flavouring in it
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Penisunavailable: Shitstorm, I got suspended from school…
Shitstorm: WHAT?!?! What did you do?
Penisunavailable: My teacher pointed at me with a ruler, and he said “there is an idiot at the end of this ruler”.
Shitstorm: And…?
Penisunavailable: I asked which end…
Shitstorm, unable to contain their laughter: Okay, you just made my day.
#mcyt#penis smp#psmp#dsmp#mcyt fandom#mcytumblr#we take back the psmp tag for the penis smp#incorrect quotes#shitstorm#penisunavailable#ruler
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Shitpuppet: We’re kind of missing something guys.
Admiral Anus: Cohesion?
Cr1nge1sd34d: Teamwork?
Milfboss: A general sense of what we’re doing?
Penisunavailable: And Shitstorm is not here.
Admiral Anus: Oh, and that, yeah.
#mcyt#penis smp#psmp#dsmp#mcyt fandom#mcytumblr#we take back the psmp tag for the penis smp#incorrect quotes#Cr1nge1sd34d#Admiral Anus#milfboss#Penisunavailable#shitstorm#not penis day
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Shitpuppet: Just be yourself. Say something nice.
Shitstorm: Which one? I can't do both.
#mcyt#penis smp#psmp#dsmp#mcyt fandom#mcytumblr#we take back the psmp tag for the penis smp#shitpuppet#shitstorm#incorrect quotes#today is not penis day
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Admiralanus, holding a python: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him
dilfboss: You did WHAT–
penis: William Snakepeare
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Quote 4
Penis: You wanna see how hardcore I am?
Penis: *punches wall*
Penis: ...
Penis: Take me to the hospital.
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Quote 3
Penisunavailable: alone on a Friday night? god you're pathetic. kiss me.
#mcyt fandom#mcyt#mcytumblr#psmp#penis smp#we take back the psmp tag for the penis smp#a friday night?????#Tempted to tag this with penis#even tho there is no penis#penisunavailable#c!penisunavailable
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Dilfboss: Dear friends, your Christmas gift this year… is me. That’s right, another year of friendship. Your membership has been renewed.
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Incorrect quotes
milfboss: If you can’t beat them, dress better than them
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