this is a callout post about the people in the Fiber Hell Discord

Their crimes; made me start watching Supernatural in the year of 2024

Who is helped in this scenario?

More to the point: how will your one issue improve under Trump?

you know there actually is a meaningful difference between 'men's' and 'women's' deodorant beyond the selection of scents. 'mens' plays better with pit hair and doesn't pill up in it and 'womens' tends to have a more powdery finish to help prevent chafing. so really the two genders are actually hairy and bald.

I know people are (rightly) horrified at the US's stance on the Convention on the Rights of the Child, but have you seen the Convention on the Elimination of all Forms of Discrimination Against Women?

one always tells the truth, one alw

now i don't know much about star trek but data being an android named data is kind of funny it'd be like if there was a human being called memories

And all the Leaguers are falling for it hook line & sinker except Diana and J'onn who can feel radiating off Clark how much trouble he's having keeping a straight face

"justice league doesn't know batman has kids" and by some freak incident, they end up meeting them all at once, after never having one single sneaking suspicion of batman being a family guy.

you've got every batkid + justice league member in the same room, and bruce tries for a total of 6 seconds to diffuse the situation before giving up.

there's bats left right and centre making completely false claims about how their family came to be, just to stir shit. also purposely trying to ruin batman's 'stoic and mean' reputation as best as they can.

jason and steph are telling everyone that they're all bio kids, and bruce does try and correct that one (some of those kids don't even belong to him in a non-bio way!!) but not before tim pipes up and goes 'well actually it depends what you count as biological, he grew me in a lab'.

dick's taking full advantage of the JL's perception of batman being oh so impressionable in the moment, and is telling stories of his childhood + batman raising his younger siblings, making him out to be the softest guy to ever exist (completely on purpose). cass is nodding along next to him, and making sure whenever she adds a comment that she uses the word 'dad' instead of batman just for the extra domestic flare.

babs and jason are explaining how they all consider themselves bats, in a way that would make anyone believe that they're in a cult. bruce is standing amidst it all, an immovable object, with dick's arm on his shoulder, and damian huddled into his side (ALL for dramatic flare. they need the JL to know that he's. just a guy with kids).

Feminist Knuckles

Sonic Boom (2014-2017) / Knuckles (2024-)

it's actually really embarrassing how you're trying to flee my haunted castle right now

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Applying for jobs is a hell designed specifically to torment autistic people. Here is a well-paying task which you know in your heart and soul if they just gave you a desk and left you alone and allowed you to do it you would sit there and be more focused and enthusiastic and excellent at it than anyone else in the building. However, before they allow you to perform the task, you must pass through 3-4 opaque social crucibles where you must wear uncomfortable clothes and make eye contact while everyone expects you to lie, but not too much (no one is ever clear exactly how much lying is expected, “over” honesty is however penalized). You are being judged almost entirely on how well you understand these very specific and unclear rules that no one has explained. None of this has anything to do with your ability to perform the desired task.

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"[Wonder Woman] also saw your shop and she has a wishlist" llol

i like to imagine that clark kent’s search history is mostly normal but then there’s stuff like “improved superman costume concept art” because he wanted ideas

for my part, I was afraid I wrote neither well enough nor ill enough for success

I feel that

There's a whole scene in All in the Family about this. Archie catches Mike going sock-shoe-sock-shoe (EDIT I had written "sock-sock-shoe-shoe" when it wasn't what I meant) and calls him out.

"What if there's a fire and we have to leave the house half dressed? I'm standing there in my socks and you're standing there in one bare foot."

"What if it's raining or snowing out? You're standing in wet socks and I'm standing on one foot with both dry."

I’m having a spirited debate and need a larger sample size

ok im really curious do you guys have books you consider your "white whale"? as in books you keep telling yourself oh yeah i really want to read that, but you keep not reading it?