alright Charles (i get it)

Finished Dead Boy Detectives. It was a fun watch.

ANASTASIA (1997)

I think my favorite thing about the dead boy detectives is that while these boys are absolutely running from Death, she sure as hell ain't chasing them

They’re boyfriends 🥰

EVAN BUCKLEY and MADDIE BUCKLEY 9-1-1 (2018) 6.11

parody where it looks like a bunch of HS kids are going to be dragged into a Magical Destiny, but their middle-aged teachers are accidentally sucked through instead

consider:

PE teacher has to turn into a Magical Girl

Chemistry teacher is the reluctant alchemist (“How? Why? This is exactly how lightning doesn’t work.”)

Math teacher is a berserker, usually a wimpy nerd until their Nonsense limit is reached– and then they berserk

LA teacher is The Chosen One (self-diagnosed) after reading too many fantasy novels and appoints themself leader. They bully push the group into narratively fulfilling side quests.

Music teacher is obviously the bard, but is weirdly enthusiastic about overthrowing the corrupt government

History teacher is the rogue, brought a whiskey flask and sense of already being done with this shit, UST with the bard and also weirdly excited about overthrowing the government (but admittedly better at it)

Elderly school principle turns into a wizard and immediately fucks off to do cool wizard shit and never talk to a child/teacher/parent again

They all collectively agree this is better than grading tests no matter how many times they get hexed into the shadow dimension

Being a shipper, bit in love with an aroace hc drives me insane.

aint this the fucken truth

can you imagine how hurt leo must be all the time on the argo II. like he’s always alone, no one’s looking out for him, another person always comes first. like a simple but important example is after piper gets the spirits to leave percy jason and leo, all three of the boys fall. people rush to catch jason and percy, but they just let leo crash down and fall. and idk it’s just so sad. the fact that he put so much work into the argo II and was so proud of it and thought maybe someone would finally be impressed with him, be happy with him, but instead he gets possessed and fires on new rome, which makes everyone angry at him and instantly brings the self hate back. leo valdez i have so many thoughts abt you i love you so much

no offence but i think a lot of us me included don’t actually want romantic love as badly as we think and really are just lonely and crave a closeness and intimacy that feels out of reach in friendships because of society’s emphasis on marriage and the nuclear family so we project that into the never ending search for a perfect love and a soulmate when really we all just want to mean something to someone

GUYS. DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN WRITE CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE FICS ON AO3

WHO SAID EDDIE BRAIN TUMOR????

WHAT ARE THEY COOKING UP!????

I'M SCARED