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24/7 DELIVERY SERVICE
SENDING PACKAGES ALL AROUND THE WORLD TO MAKE OTHERS HAPPY!
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Yo is this thing on?
YES hello hello Inkopolis peeps! It's me, Flip Mesh!
Er uh you can call me Flip for short if you're a nickname type of person. Anywho I'm the freshest squid in town, with my trusty Dualies and my swag to match.
I see these "ask blogs" are a trend around these parts no? I'm open for anything so lay it on me. I got all day!
Flip Mesh is now open for asks!
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“SQUAWK! BUSY WEEKS HAVE BEEN SLOWING THE WORKFORCE DOWN A BIT!”
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[ A young larvae inkling comes into view. No signs of parents in sight. ]
"RAWWK! DO YOU NEED ANY HELP YOUNGSTER? SQUAWK! WHO'D LET A KID OUT AT THIS AGE?"
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“WELL IF YOU SAY SO! HERE’S AN—“
[ Holy shit that’s a big box ]
“ESPECIALLY BIG BOX!”
[ The box smells extremely good! Open it? ]
“RAWWK! IS THIS A BAD TIME?”
"For me."
Sigh.
"No, no, you're fine, it's just the usual chaos. At least no one's throwing anything besides insults."
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So how do you feel that the multiverse is in shambles
“RAWWK! I DON’T THINK THERE’S TWO OF ME OUT THERE! SQUAWK!”
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THINK FAST CHUCKLENUTS *throws a pipebomb @ you*
“HMM? OH SQUAWW-“
[ An explosion of scales is what remains. ]
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A small cat waddles up to the fish, but stays at a distance. He stares for a moment. “Mew. (Your delivery service seems to lack a proper workforce, and the revenue seems questionable. That and you do all of these deliveries yourself… would it not be simpler to hire some lackeys?)” // askliljudd
“RAWWK! ACTUALLY IT’S A FULL ON BUSINESS! THERE ARE MORE PARROTFISH WHO WORK FOR THE PARROTFISH DELIVERY SERVICES! SQUAWWK! I HAVE A BUSINESS CARD IF YOU NEED ONE!”
[ Polly holds out a small business card to the cat. ]
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“RAWWK! THIS SERVICE IS COMPLETELY FREE OF CHARGE! WE DO IT OUT OF THE KINDNESS OF OUR HEARTS! SQUAWK!”
“RAWWK! SORRY FOR THIS LATE DELIVERY. I HAD TO TAKE TWO TRIPS ACROSS THE SPLATLANDS!”
[ A box containing tea and a bento is placed nearby. ]
"Two trips? You're a busy bird, huh." He opens the box and smiles. "Well this takes care of dinner at least. You know you're not obligated to do this every day, right? Especially not without payment."
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(Mun drew Sheldon)
(Btw mun draws! But won't for this blog ;n;)
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[ Polly is tired after returning from several delivery trips across the Splatlands. ]
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thank you for being a kind being <33
"RAWWWK! THAT'S WHAT THE BUSINESS IS FOR! KEEPING EVERYONE HAPPY AND MAKING SURE THEY TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES! SQUAWK! THINK OF IT AS A DAILY WELLNESS CHECK OF SORTS. RAWRRK!"
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(New icon I drew myself! Fun fact, Polly is a splat based oc.)
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New gimmick for when Polly delivers packages now! What's inside is entirely dependent on you, unless specified by muse. (i.e: toys, food, drinks, stickers, useful items, etc.)
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RULES:
1. Mun is of age, but muse is NOT, so no nsfw please!
2. Please don't ask to reply to an rp. I'll get to it when I can!
3. I'm open for roleplay! Just nothing inappropriate please.
4. WARNING: MAJOR SPLATOON 3 SPOILERS MAY BE POSTED! Enter blog with own caution!
5. I'm a side blog, sorry,,, don't expect a follow back. ;;
6. If asks are deemed upsetting or disrespectful or hateful, mun is allowed to delete or not answer.
7. Have fun asking my idiotic muse anything! He's a silly fella <3
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