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Kal'tsit and Mon3ter.
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You guys really liked my last poll so
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Sometimes I sit and think. “Damn. We’re now 5 years into arknights with a plethora of new classes and mechanics introduced since the introduction. And yet we still don’t have a 6* arts protector.”
#arknights#we haven't had a new one with Czerny#because they PEAKED WITH MY BOY.#ahem. bias aside I will be excited to see what a 6* would look like#and I pray that we get the Good Modules for them
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Hey you! Go read this fic! Especially this chapter for some truly great Hibiscus writing and character study! GO DO IT!
I'TS FINISHED!
After another half a damn year, finally managed to finish the third chapter of my (not just) Ebenkreide fic :D
Anyone here is invited to take a read, just please mind the tags cause the content is (or is about to be) quite heavy. ^^'
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: 明日方舟 | Arknights (Video Game)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Czerny/Ebenholz (Arknights)
Characters: Ebenholz (Arknights), Czerny (Arknights)
Additional Tags: Moving In Together, Sharing a Bed, Banter, Mental Health Issues, “what if our bad brains fit perfectly together and we can be functioning people together?”, Ebenholz is allowed one (1) meme for enrichment
Series: Part 9 of (Your Songs) Send Love Through
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“You need to change the bedsheets. You’ve had these ones on for almost two weeks now.”
“Es tut mir leid, mein Herr. My deepest apologies for forgetting that amongst the rest of my cleaning today.” Czerny adds a put-upon sigh as he gestures to the rest of the room. “I even dusted in here. Dusted! I was sneezing for hours.”
“Means you need to dust more often.”
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On cohabitation, chasing away nightmares, and how brilliant the dawn can be if the night is shared with someone you love.
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young artist posting your work online, heed my warning. im holding your face so gently in my hands, you have to stop caring about numbers right now and start caring about making the weirdest and most self-indulgent art you possibly can
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in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years
#star wars#I don't normally share swiftie discourse#but this is amazing AND my wife's contributions are on point#love you rosie~
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Chapters: 1/1
Fandom: 明日方舟 | Arknights (Video Game)
Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Czerny/Ebenholz (Arknights)
Characters: Ebenholz (Arknights), Czerny (Arknights)
Additional Tags: Moving In Together, Sharing a Bed, Banter, Mental Health Issues, "what if our bad brains fit perfectly together and we can be functioning people together?", Ebenholz is allowed one (1) meme for enrichment
Series: Part 9 of (Your Songs) Send Love Through
Summary:
"You need to change the bedsheets. You've had these ones on for almost two weeks now."
"Es tut mir leid, mein Herr. My deepest apologies for forgetting that amongst the rest of my cleaning today." Czerny adds a put-upon sigh as he gestures to the rest of the room. "I even dusted in here. Dusted! I was sneezing for hours."
"Means you need to dust more often."
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On cohabitation, chasing away nightmares, and how brilliant the dawn can be if the night is shared with someone you love.
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by happy accident I finished this on xiao’s bday
#genshin impact#genshin xiao#oh shit he looks SO GOOD#look at that beautiful hatching and soft shading! And the contrast of the claws and energy being lineless and cell shaded!#oh this is burning right into my brain i want to try shading like that aaaaaaa
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If you ever tagged me to do one of those tag game thingies and I never did it:
1) Thank you, seriously. Those are fun and being included shows that my followers care enough to want to learn more about me.
2) Very sorry about that, it’s extremely likely that I said to myself “Cool! But I’m busy at the moment, I’ll have to do this later today or tomorrow” before proceeding to just straight-up forget, now it’s too far back in my notifications and/or your blog to find again.
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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#arknights#I love all their expressions so muuuuuch#especially that ebenholz! look at his sweet little face!
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Hi! As someone newer to ak, I would actually really love a “rawest Ak lines” list if u don’t mind sharing!
Okay so if I *did* run this, I would have to crowdsource some, because I haven't read everything, and I don't always remember to update my document when I do read shit. So my list is extremely biased, extremely incomplete, and very all over the fucking place. Do not take this as a comprehensive list, but rather just some of my favorites:
Patriot: "Rhodes Island. I will advance." A classic. A legend. A salsa that everyone at the table can enjoy.
Rosmontis: "You didn't want to die alone. You want to be remembered by me, and live on within me. But no. I came here just to watch you die. And now, I've forgotten you."
Eblana: "You'll remember me, shapeshifter. Your long and refractory memory will have chapters that belong to me." (not the official translation but I'm using this one because it goes SOOOO much harder)
Andoain: "I would rather be the torch that burns by the feet of those who are freezing to death. Even if its flame will soon be extinguished."
In game boss description text for Kristen Wright: Egotist. Betrayer. Seeker. Loner. Pioneer. Goodnight, Terra.
and of course, Woodrow: "May this bullet forgive what my heart cannot."
and then of course, Stultifera Navis, which has so many it was basically a contest to see who got the coolest line before the event ended. I have literally 8 lines in my notes document, my favorites being:
Irene: "You have not sinned in any way. The Holy Scriptures do not even mention your existence. Right now it is only I, as an Iberian, who is handing down this verdict. The scourge of the seas must be wiped out. You have no right to live. In the name of Iberia."
Carmen: “You, and your pathetic ideas, will be buried in Iberia. Before your last breath, be sure to pass on our thunderous roar to your kin. ‘The sea faces an ancient enemy called civilization, one you stand no chance of overcoming.'”
Captain Alfonso: “Remember this well, Irene! Return to land and sing the praises of Alfonso's feats! The last monster that Alfonso slew... was himself!”
Ulpianus: “If you care about the word of God, then so be it. The Seaborn are not gods, nor are their forefathers. I have seen how your gods die, their screams coursing through the currents, their flesh and blood smeared across abyssal ravines.”
I think for the sake of the hypothetical bracket, I'd probably want to limit it to one line per event before the entire thing is consumed entirely by just Stultifera Navis
#arknights#all these quotes are So Good#i literally have Alfonso's saved because it hit me so hard#as for crwodsourcing quotes: you know I have some from Lingering Echoes
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I imagine Ebenholz enjoys curling up in the Rhodes Island library with a soft hoodie, some earbuds, and a pile of books when he wants to be alone without being *alone*.
Even if he looks annoyed, he's secretly happy when someone interrupts him to say hello.
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She deserves a day off, dokutah...
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I imagine Ebenholz enjoys curling up in the Rhodes Island library with a soft hoodie, some earbuds, and a pile of books when he wants to be alone without being *alone*.
Even if he looks annoyed, he's secretly happy when someone interrupts him to say hello.
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EBENHOLZ SPOTTED
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