my ancient greek history professor is making us post memes weekly. i swear to god
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I think that metella is a girlboss.
You are so gddamn right
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Pisces me timent. Feminae me amant. Expulsus sum a Caesare, sororem cuius futueram.
Fish fear me. Women love me. I have been banished by the Emperor, whose sister I had bonked.
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achilles will be like “i know a spot” then drag your lifeless body around the walls of troy
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Latin really said “that (derogatory)”
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you STAB caesar? you stab his body like the enemy? oh! oh! jail for brutus! jail for brutus for One Thousand Years!!
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be sure to leave out milk and cookies for brutus tonight
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TOP 3 TRAITORS:
3. Brutus
2. Judas
1. Printers when you are in a hurry
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POV: you’re Anchises and you don’t want to leave Troy
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the oracle of vermont
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The Aeneid is irredeemable media because uhhhhhh they fridged Creusa
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these ides of march remember NOT to stab anyone in groups. Keep a 1 meter distance. Longswords only.
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happy ides of march here's your yearly reminder that Caesar got what was coming to him
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“i study latin because i love language!” “i think latin helps with test scores!”
you fools. the only real reason to study latin is because you are home of sexual
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NOTHING in classical literature gets me like odysseus introducing himself to the people who are putting him up as “I am Odysseus, known for my many clever tricks and lies” like i would want that man out of my house immediately
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Neolatin Word of the Day
[ID: an image of an american football sitting on grass. End ID]
Harpasto Americanum
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