Ser Pounce-a-lot ll

instead of going to sleep like i should - ive somehow scrolled three years back in the notes on my phone and ???? hello fragments of a Jowan & Uldred fic i have absolutely no memory of ...

"Do you think you can walk away, my boy?" that cruel laugh of his reverberated through the room, "Excuse me, First Enchanter," Uldred hunched his shoulders, and his voice cracked as he pantomimed Jowan's mannerisms,

"Excuse me, First Enchanter but Uldred isn't bending to my ever whim anymore, could perhaps Wynne take over for him in teaching me blood magic?"

Jowan kept his gaze fixed on Uldred, surprising even himself with his composure. If Uldred was done with him, then why did this sound like a desperate plea to convince him to stay? The choice was clear; Uldred or Lily. And the answer had to be her - even if the decision was not so easy to make as it perhaps should have been.

"Your protegé, that's what you call me - Maker, I can't tell you how that felt the first time you said it. But I'm sure you know, that's probably why you said it - keep the new boy sweet."

"So I'm a villain for what now? For making you feel good about yourself?"

"Don't -," Jowan stood abruptly, "Don't do that."

Uldred sighed, pointedly ignoring Jowan as he crossed him to reach his liquor cabinet. He poured out whiskeys into two crystal tumblers and held one out for his apprentice to take

bait and switch

“Anders may have talents, but playing the lute isn’t one of them.”

a lot of people will play dragon age 2 and they'll be like... whoa.... anders is truly a grey character who does both good and evil......

when in actuality anders blowing up the chantry was not only good but based, sexy, and inspirational and he has never done wrong a day in his life

Shout-out to the best DA fanfic ever Stuck on the Puzzle by @capillata 

I’ve read it many times over and it’s about time to draw this two to show my love to them. Cuddling on ramparts one winter night like sweet idiots they are. <3

we were shown a spirit of wisdom turning into a pride demon in dai, but i also would like to see alternative outcome, a wisdom spirit who was turned into a despair demon bcos of all the people searching for knowledge to solve their difficult situation and finding no hope at all. in general i tend to think that there would be a lot of despair demons being drawn to the circle towers, but this type of particular - it was meant to be a school and a sanctuary of knowledge, but in reality it's a prison with no escape (bcos even if you do escape they'll find you anyway thanks to the blood magic that is illegal to anyone but the templars).

I tried doing this "what's your weirdest/worst hear me out" on tiktok and they banned it. 👉👈

*thinks about kanders* oh god oh fuck ...

(painfully unedited but I'm just happy to be writing again) WIP: Inquisitor Cullen Fic, currently at about 7k words, 1,5k added this week.

He started walking again.

That terrifying voice reminding him of the way Meredith sounded at the end. When she no longer looked much human at all.

Perhaps the connotation was more logical than he realized, because soon they noticed red lyrium sticking up in long crystal pillars covering the walls. Varric cursed, reminding them all to avoid touching it. It hummed such a deep, trembling tone...

Cullen swallowed the saliva filling his mouth rapidly.

Focusing on the rhytm and sound of his steps he pulled his running thoughts into the firm discipline and rhythm of the chant.

I have faced armies with You as my shield, and though I bear scars beyond counting, nothing can break me except Your absence.

Dragon Age Inquisition AU where Wade and Herren temporarily join the Inquisition at Skyhold. That's it. That's the AU. You get to see and interact with Wade and Herren again; you get to hear how things are going at Vigil's Keep and Amaranthine; and you get to hear tidbits of your old Awakening companions plus a bit about your Warden before leaving with Morrigan/leaving to find a cure.

i find it very funny when Anders screams that and just heals somebody and i wanted to draw this dhdjdjdh

negative rizz anders :(

Rotting my brain again

solas whenever you ask him a personal question

These two...

Just a thought, but if Jowan had gotten help from Anders instead, maybe, just maybe, the two of them would be long gone, phylacteries destroyed, cats adopted