PFFpff I DREAMT THAT I DREW ThIS BAT and everyone who saw it immediately started crying of how cute it is

I CALLED UP THE BOYS IN RND(fuck I forgot my child’s name), HE TOLD ME THAT FOR 4500¥ YOU CAN BUY DISNEY MOVIE DLC™️ FOR OUR NEWEST ERASER HEAD TRON BABY, “TREN: HOW THESE GRIND BUG NARDS TASTE DUMB ASS LOLOL” THAT GIVES JARED LETO A JOKER SKIN AND 7 (incriminating) EMOTES

SO SAY I, MR TRON

I'm sorry, but programs being able to enter the real world is an outright moronic idea. It was stupid when it happened in Legacy, and it's just as dumb with Jared Leto.

I don’t know how you got the idea I disagree with this? It’s my exact thoughts, I have like 8 posts ranting about how much I hate that it was even possible in legacy

Though really it’s more because Quorra is “the good one” and so they couldn’t leave her to be blasted.

I hope his wife’s killer (my gay son Dyson) gets brought before lady justice and gets them heavy ass scales drop on their soft spot

SO SAY I, MR.TRON

AYY YOO WHO ARE THESE FREAKS????? RIG AND MORT??????????????????????????????? THEY ARE GRANDPA AND GRAND SONJ THEY GO ON ADVENTRUES AND MAKE OUT AND SWAP SPIT??????????

SO SAY I, MR TRON

is trans rights very epic?

The only CIS gendered child of my womb is my gay SILLY ass SON Dyson. WE NAMED HIM THAT BECAUSE HE NEEDS TO DIE SON AAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH

SO SAY I, MR TRON

Hopper and bartik are poor and live together in one little paper box

And when it’s winter in the Grid, they warms each other by “merging” their “codes”)))

Isn’t it cute?

Ahh hah ha yes yes they are so “a dork able”

IT IS NOW CANON THAT HOPPER GIVES THE BEST TUBERCULOSIS HEAD ON THE GRID. GET YOUR COMPUTERIZED DICK MEAT SUCKED RIGHT OFF THE BONE AT HOPPER AND BARTIK PAPER HOUSR OF BLOW JOBS

SO SAY I, MR TRON

When I was child I was afraid of Julia Child so bad my mother used to chase me around the house with a cookbook yelling “OOOOOO THE COOKING MONSTER IS GONNA COOK YOU UP AND EAT YOU” and she would do this till I was screaming and crying and once she got me in a corner and I was so scared I pissed myself. She took this opportunity to take a picture on her flip phone and show it to strangers at the supermarket. She showed this picture to random people over the span of 5 years. To continue this cycle of abuse on to my lovely children, ITS IS NOW CANON THAT A GIANT HOLOGRAM OF JULIA CHILDS HAUNTS DYSON AND CALLS HIM A “pants pissing queer”

SO SAY I. MR TRON

Is it true that Dyson and the Big Cheese are homiesexual lovers?

DYSON AND HIS LOVER BIGGIE CHEESE HAVE BE CANONIZED. Dyson is a SLUT for rat men, growing up he had a SPIKE TV’s Gary The Rat body pillow he would pour milk on its crotch just so he could slurp it out of it and get that BONE (both like the skeleton bits and a peenor) CREAM!!!! AAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHABAHAHAHAHAH HE WAS ALWAYS TOO FRIUTY FOR HIS OWN GOOD!!!!

SO SAY I, MR TRON

ADDRESSING THE TRON FANDOM

Yall suck frfr

His engorged bell is filled with the smoke of the evil banana backwoods blunt. Listen to the sinful gurgles as they past few his gullet and exit his rear (HIS MASSIVE DUMPTRUCK SHITTER). I love my son but I'm about to kick his FUCK ASS for smoking MY evil blunt i meant for that meaty hunk Cyrus.

SO SAY I, MR. TRON

MY DARLING BOY DYSON RAN UP TO ME WITH SUCH GLEE JUST TO SHOW ME THIS ART HE DID OF HIM AND HIS SEXY WIFE VRISKA HOMESTUCK!!!!

ARENT HE SUCH THE DARNDEST

SO SAY I MR. TRON

"tron Baja DRink

looking like a piss kink

what do you think of that ice rink?"

one of MR TRONS famous riddles, you'd be damned to try and understand it

SO SAY I MR TORN

Me reaching for another frosty brew (a nice cold coors lite) from my fridge while i jerk off to the Dallas cowboy's cheerleaders as they win the TRON SUPER BOWL

SO SAY I, MR. TRON

"oh no, i unlocked the cell full of gay men. i also unlocked all your chastity cages too. you better not start fucking and sucking right in front of me while i take pictures and jerk my 64bit dick" a CLASSIC PAVLOG TRICK, HE SURE DOES LOVE WATCHING GAY SEX

SO SAY I, MR. TRON

someone smeared SHIT all over my frisbee. i swear to computer jesus if my son dyson FUCKed himself with it again im sending that boy to literal hell with real fire and shit

SO SAY I. MR. TRON

Just did some IMPORTANT UPGRADES to my grid bug SHIT FOR BRAINS. so proud to see my gridden not be sissified by these NEW GRID LIBERALS.

SO SAY I MR. TRON

me saying goodbye to my lovely EX WIFE, its a shame she had to be a WHORE and fuck my 3rd cousin. she did pack gold fish (the snack that smiles back) into my lunch so she will get her child support this month

SO SAY I, MR TRON