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sagi--shi.
❝Is it truly that surprising?❞ He could have continued the sentence in order to make it a rhetoric, but Haruka wanted to hear the reasoning.
"You shouldn’t invite people to your house ‘less you’re ready to deal with the consequences.”
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“You’re my roommate. My problems are your problems.”
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takumi tell them my dick aint gonna shrivel up
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liitore replied to your post:aric's dick is gonna shrivel up and die cause he...
me too
AND THEN YOU ASK WHY I ALWAYS WANT TO KICK YOUR ASS.
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aric's dick is gonna shrivel up and die cause he aint gettin any
honestly. fuck whoever sent this.
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offers....h im an apple....
yo wtf.
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Name. Aric (Kenji) Hishino
Nickname(s). N/A
Species. Human
P E R S O N A L
Morality. Lawful / Neutral / Chaotic / Good / Grey / Evil
Religious belief. N/A
Sins. Lust / Greed / Gluttony / Sloth / Pride / Envy / Wrath
Virtues. Chastity / Charity / Diligence / Humility / Kindness / Patience / Justice
Primary goals in life. None in particular
Languages known. Japanese, German
Secrets. N/A
Savvies. He’s good at sex. Impressive physical strength as well
P H Y S I C A L
Build. Slender / Scrawny / Bony / Fit / Athletic / Curvy / Herculean / Babyfat / Pudgy / Obese / Other
Height. 6′0
Weight. 170lbs.
Abilities / powers. N/A
Restrictions. Normal human abilities/stamina
F A V O U R I T E S
Favourite food. Anything, really. He’s not picky with food
Favourite drink. Beer
Favourite pizza topping. Peppers
Favourite colour. He doesn’t really have a favorite
Favourite music genre. Rock mostly - 80s-90s rock and heavy metal.
Favourite book genre. N/A
Favourite movie genre. Thriller/Horror
Favourite season. Summer
Favourite curse word. Fuck, shit
Favourite scent. N/A
F U N S T U F F
Bottom or top. Top
Loud burper or soft burper. Loud
Sings in the shower. Sometimes
Likes bad puns. No
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he's unzipping his pants, oh yes he is. toru is about to get the show of his life. OF HIS LIFE. the pants are off and he is right /there/ so close to the glass hes gonna have to clean it tomorrow.
“Hey!! What the hell’re you doing?!” Starts storming towards the door so he can kick this guy’s ass.
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prays 4 u
prays for you to fucking die alread y.
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[Text] Ah, I see. You seem the type to be a holiday grump, after all~. [Text] In any case, please enjoy your day!
[Text]: thanks anyway haru
Stares at his phone a little longer than necessary. Then gets up to ask Takumi if he thinks it’s a good idea to should send Haruka a dick pic.
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i overheard these two guys in the hallway at my school and one of them was like “you always look hot dude… no homo tho” and then like 5 seconds later he yelled “sike!” and slapped the other dude’s ass
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[Text] Hello Handsome~. If you're not currently preoccupied, I seem to have made extra New Year's cakes. [Yes, he was bribing Aric with food in return for his company.]
It took Aric a few minutes to think it over. With a sigh, he finally replied.
[Text]: don’t really give a shit about new years. [Text]: and i’m not big on sweet either
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>B(
meet me in the fucking pit.
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hands him a flower
“Get that shit away from me!!”
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