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I went crazy and calculated how fast Barry heals and how that would apply in dc vs vampires and I’m not sorry
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i don’t know how to tell people that deriving pleasure - sexual pleasure included! - from art* is good actually, and that creating specific kind of art “just” because you find it hot or whatever is just as good a reason as any, and you don’t actually need some “deep and meaningful” reason to create art about things. pleasure - sexual pleasure included - is not the devil, it is not Bad and shameful, and it’s not any less valid of a reason to create something than because you want to, idk, explore the depths of the human consciousness or something
* art here includes writing
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Did you know? Tumblr DOES have a post length limit. Strangely, though, it's based on how many blocks of text you have. Supposedly this implies that you can have any length post so long as it's one block of text? Very strange, will have to investigate further.
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please picture a dragon. now, imagine it loafing like a cat. hunkered. legges in tight beneath. tail tucked close. eyes half lidded. front feets and claws curled under.
please image this dragon
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Jason "falls butt first into a hypnokink out of self loathing and shame" Todd and Tucker "once brainwashed literally everyone out of a bad power trip (whoopsie)" Foley ship. Cursed. Cursed. Cursed. Why does my brain only come up with ships where people have the weirdest dynamics???? Why him?? Why — oh yeah. Saw a post on my dash about them earlier today.
...huh.
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In a world where Batman never joined the Justice League, Superman rescues Robin in Ethiopia.
Batman arrives at the exploded warehouse, too late as usual, but Superman is there. Superman tells Batman he took Jason to Themyscira to heal from his wounds, and Batman demands to be taken there as well.
In this universe, Batman has a strong suspicion of the Justice League. His demand for the League to stay out of Gotham is half-fear, since the League is full of gods and aliens that he cannot hope to beat in a fair fight. To make matters worse, Dick left Gotham for Bludhaven, took a Kryptonian name, and refuses to talk to him.
Of course, in response to Batman's standoffishness, the Justice League doesn't much like him either.
Themyscira is Not Happy that Batman's there. They're happy to heal Jason, but an adult man who radiates hostility? They only let in Batman on Superman's word, and Wonder Woman demands Batman disarm completely and follow all their rules. So Bruce is left weaponless on an island of people far stronger than he is and are predisposed to despise him.
When Jason wakes up fully, he gets into old arguments with Bruce and screams at him to leave him alone. Bruce is forcibly escorted out and more than one person comments on his parenting skills.
Things come to a head at some festival-type thing that Bruce is forced to attend. He drinks something that makes him feel very fuzzy, snapping the razor thin control over his panic, and has a breakdown. Wonder Woman calls for Superman, but that doesn't help, Bruce just begs Superman not to take Jason away from him like he took Dick.
Bruce passes out. When he wakes up the next day, he runs immediately to Jason's room--his heart stops when he sees Superman there. Clark gently asks him how much he remembered of the previous night and Bruce is unable to fully hide his fear. Clark promises he won't take Jason away. Jason, for all his snappishness, is very alarmed at the idea of being taken away from Bruce, and clings tight to his father, hissing at anyone who tries to separate them.
Diana apologizes for their mistaken assumptions and his treatment here, and Clark finally flies them both back to Gotham for Jason to complete his treatment there. Bruce really only calms back down when he gets to the Cave and confirms that there are no Justice League members anywhere near Gotham.
The next day, there's a knock on the door. Dick looks uncertain of his welcome, but Clark was very insistent he show up to correct some misunderstandings. Bruce hugs him tight and refuses to let go of either of his sons for quite some time.
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Deals between siblings
Damian, sneaking back in with a cat hidden in his jacket:
Tim, who was banned from doing work very clearly working:
Tim: I wouldn’t tell if you won’t
Damian: Very well, it seems we have an understanding
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*after they were both grounded from patrol*
Tim: If you say I was here the whole time I’ll hack the zoo camera so you can sneak in
Damian:
Tim: and edit the records so they won’t be able to tell if any animals mysteriously disappear
Damian: I find those terms sufficient
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Dick & Jason staring at the Batmobile they just crashed:
Jason: blame it on Tim?
Dick: ..blame it on Tim
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Duke:
Tim:
Duke: This never happened
Tim: yeah okay
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Jason, who very clearly did something he was not supposed to do:
Tim:
Jason: I’ll buy you food if you don’t tell Alfred
Tim: Well what are you waiting for, I’m starving here
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Dick: I know it looks bad but I swear it isn’t
Jason: sure I believe that
Dick: I won’t bother you for a week if you keep your mouth shut
Jason: make it a month and we have a deal
Dick: fine a month
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Guys. I can feel it already. THIS is the year. This is the year that Jonathan Harker will go on his business trip with no issue. Just a lovely train ride through Europe where he collects paprika recipies for Mina, meets some friendly, living people looking to buy properties in England, and then returns home safely.
Free him from the time loop.
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Tim, signing some documents: ah shit
Bernard: what's up?
Tim: signed this as Drake instead of Wayne.
Bernard: oh right. What's your whole ass legal name right now anyway?
Tim: Timothy Jackson Drake-Wayne
Bernard: that's a lot of name.
Tim: yeah, but I can be talked down to Tim Dowd if asked.
Bernard: counter point. Keep all of them and make people use all three names instead of just defaulting to the last one.
Tim: you make a compelling argument, but I raise you this. We both legally change our names to just Mothnard.
Bernard: our wedding invitations are going to be insane.
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Danny adopts Jason and Dan kills the Joker au
Danny adopts Jason not because of the pit but because he sees how hard the guy goes after the Joker. At first Danny thinks nothing of it, but then Jason gets all the core vibes typical of wanting to avenge something. that would be fine except Jason is a bby ghost and the thing he wants to avenge is his own’s death. It’s a feeling Danny almost didn’t have to struggle with, being that a portal killed him (except it was the reason he immediately went to have beef with anyone that crossed the portal. They were essentially aided with the device that killed him and that made him feel… threatened? Frostbite didn’t explain it all that well) so yeah here’s Danny having a bit of a heart attack because the Red Hood is actively seeking to be in the same room as his murderer which baby ghosts are not allowed to what the fuck. He personally won’t do it, (cause he’s never killed someone) but he’s not above asking his older brother Dan to do it.
Danny: think of it as a favor I’m asking of u
Dan: it’s murder, that way surpasses a favor
Danny: 🥺 i’ll buy u a donut
Dan:
Dan: make it a half a dozen and you’re on
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