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Time for crab
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A BITCH GOT NEW SHOES AND JIBBITS AND LOOK AT THEM
MOFUCKIN HERMIT CRAB ON MY CROCS.
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Hermit crabs suffered a similar situation to bird eating spiders in that when they were first discovered, they were eating the remains of a reclusive man. Hence the name, Hermit crab.
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If there’s a heaven, it wasn’t built for humans
IT WAS BUILT FOR HORSESHOE CRABS!!! GODS PERFECT CREATURE!!! NO EVOLUTION IN 300 MILLION YEARS!!!
You think a HUMAN could be that perfect????!!! NO!!!! YOU’RE INSANE!!!!!!
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🦀 Kudos Crab 🦀
If you are scrolling and see Kudos Crab, your fics will be blessed!
You will get good comments and kudos!
You will beat your writers block!
GO AND WRITE!
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I Wonder Why I Have A Headache?
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Hard plastic crab with jiggly rubber limbs
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Smootheez crab by Mary Meyer
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i cannot believe you ignored my sexyman humansona that i posted yesterday like this. i may have to call my crab army.
Gimmick blogs should reblog with their canon design....
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oh boy! i can't wait to love and support my fellow crabs
text: Welcome to the Crab Bucket
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A grumpy little guy
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well hello there! it appears i've been sexyman-ified as well @ofishal-fish-posts :]
@salempie thank you very much for creating my new humansona. the crabs are forever in your debt. simply say the word and i will summon my crab army to defend you.
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#not a crab#...sorta#the crab speaks#guys im a sexyman what do i do now i feel so powerful#everyone go follow salem you will get to see some very nice art#hall of fame
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Last one before today Etsy update at 5pm ET. Finally got enough little critter dishes together, and they want to hold ur stuff.
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This Friday's meme is: the perfect being
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woah... hey there handsome @ofishal-fish-posts ;)
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#not a crab#the crab speaks#i may be unleashing a monster with this but so be it#its funny so im gonna do it#i would attempt to draw a canon design for myself but i am very bad at drawing people/human shaped things. ah well
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made a blinkie for Real Crustacean Lovers
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