i walk around acting real intimidating for someone listening to the descendants soundtrack

Audrey (Sarah Jeffery) in Descendants 3

they're gonna be enemies to lovers im sure of it

do i hate the canon designs? am i probably not going to be happy with their writing? yes. that don't mean i cant have fun with my versions of them

rise of red song titles btw

I mean knowing the poor conditions they had to grow up in, the VKs are all probably middle-aged by their standards.

New version of What's My Name is out.

I love how Fairy Godmother is there trying to dance along and having fun. She's such a mom. I love her

smooches after class

Ao3 subscriptions are so fucking wild to me. Every time I write my silly fanfictions and post them 124 people get an email just to let them know that this idiot is posting their fanfictions again. I send 124 people an email every time I write smut. Imagine sending 124 physical letters out just to be like “hello everyone, I put some guys we made up in our heads through the horrors again.” Absolutely absurd. I am kissing all of you on the lips.

nat’s 2k celebration • 💎 high school musical or descendants for @deweyduck

sometimes a found family is… (insp)

Update, there's actually three things:

3. King Beast is a piece of shit

There's disagreements in the Descendants fandom but I love that there are two things everyone can come together on:

The soundtracks fucking slap

Everybody loves Evie

honestly, I kinda love how off the rails they went with Descendants 3. Like yeah, Mal is Hades' kid and he happens to have this magical ember (that is never mentioned in Greek mythology or Disney's Hercules) that coincidentally is the only thing that can undo magic from Maleficent's scepter. The VKs? Yeah they all have motorbikes now. Evie looks like a hyper feminine NASCAR driver in that outfit. Dude can still talk. It's Jane's birthday and Audrey will crash it if she wants to. Ben is a beast. We can defeat evil not only through The Power Of Friendship but also The Power of Dance. Is Maleficent still a lizard? Idk but she and her ex husband have beef!

evie’s reaction to jay flaunting his new jersey is so funny to me and idk why

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