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obeymetranscripts · 2 years
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When Vampires go Bad 1-14
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Mammon: It's not like I'm asking you to give me ALL of your blood or anything.
Mammon: I just need a little, that's all. That'd be okay, right?
CHOICE
Absolutely not!
Well, I guess you could have a little...
MC: Absolutely not!
Mammon: You're stingy.
MC: Well, I guess you could have a little...
Leviathan: Are you stupid? Do you have a death wish? Is that it?
Leviathan: Like, that was the WORST possible answer! But you just chose it like you didn't even care!
Leviathan: You know, if this were a horror game, you'd be staring at the game over screen right now.
Leviathan: Listen Mammon, you're not the only one ho has other stuff he could be doing.
Leviathan: I could be playing Scarlet Moon right now! The action horror game where you play as a vampire that hunts humans every night!
Leviathan: Ugh, I'm so close to getting the true ending to that game!
Leviathan: Although, I guess every once in a while it IS nice to taste human blood in real life rather than in a game...
Mammon: Yeah, it really is. Listen, MC... How about you let me lick your fingertip or somethin'?
Leviathan: You know, in Scarlet Moon, vampires kiss their victims and suck the blood out through their lips.
Mammon: ...Wanna try it?
Leviathan: You'd be up for that, right MC...?
CHOICE
No!
Just... be gentle...
MC: No!
MC: Just...be gentle...
Mammon: Pff... hehehe.
Leviathan: Ahaha!
Mammon: Man, if you could SEE the look on your face right now...
Leviathan: We're not REALLY going to do anything like that. If Lucifer caught us, we'd be dead.
Mammon: Eh, still. I wouldn't let my guard down if I were you.
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obeymetranscripts · 2 years
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When Vampires go Bad 1-12
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Leviathan: Really? So Asmo and Satan tried to attack you?
Leviathan: And I hear that Beel almost fed on you, too...
Leviathan: If Lucifer and Belphie hadn't been there to save you, you'd be dead by now. No doubt about it.
Mammon: Eh, whatever. Who cares?
Mammon: What I want to know is, why am I stuck showin' some lame human around? Me, the Great Mammon!
Leviathan: You talk big, but you know you're too scared to defy Lucifer's orders.
Mammon: Shaddup, you!
Choice
Obviously you have nothing better to do.
Thank you. It's kind of you to do this.
As if I wanted you for an escort, Mammon...
MC: Obviously you have nothing better to do.
Mammon: Yo, human. What'd you just say?
Mammon: Listen, you... I'll drink your blood! I'll really do it!
MC: Thank you. It's kind of you to do this.
Mammon: Right, that's the sorta attitude I expect from a human: nice and docile. The way a human should be!
Mammon: I'm a real busy demon, understand?! Don't you forget it!
MC: As if I wanted you for an escort, Mammon...
Mammon: Wha?! What'd you just... WHAT?!
Leviathan: Pff...
Mammon: Don't LAUGH, Levi!
Mammon: I was s'pposed to be selling a bunch of synthetic blood today. It was gonna be a big sale!
Mammon: But all that went up in smoke! Because of THIS human!
Leviathan: Ah, you mean that elixir of yours? The one that only contains a single drop of actual human blood?
Leviathan: That's all a big scam, and you know it.
Mammon: Hey, I don't wanna hear it! Blame my customers for bein' stupid enough to buy it!
Mammon: Hold on, though... If I took this human's blood, I could make a 100 percent PURE version, couldn't I?
Mammon: I bet that would fetch a real high price...
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obeymetranscripts · 2 years
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When Vampires go Bad 1-10
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Asmodeus: Hehe, you're so cute... Don't worry I'll make sure it doesn't hurt, okay?
Asmodeus: Actually, it might be SO good that that you die from the sheer pleasure
Asmodeus: Ooh, I guess that means you're going to die either way, huh?
Asmodeus: Oh well, it doesn't matter to me whether you're alive or dead, really.
Asmodeus: Either way, I'm going to love you like you've never been loved before!
???: ...Hey.
Asmodeus: ...?!
Satan: You're being loud. I'm trying to read my book in peace over here...
Asmodeus: ...Satan. I didn't realise you were in the room.
Satan: Well, I've been here since you two came in.
Asmodeus: Well then, this is perfect! We're about to have some fun... Why don't you join us?
Asmodeus: You're okay with that, right MC?
Choice
Of course not!
The more the merrier!
I mean, whatever...
MC: Of course not!
Asmodeus: Ooh, when you get upset like that it just makes me even MORE excited!
MC: The more the merrier!
Asmodeus: Hehe, you really know a good time when you see one, don't you?
MC: I mean, whatever...
Asmodeus: So cold and indifferent, I actually like that, you know?
Satan: Lucifer's going to be angry if you try anything on that human.
Asmodeus: Right, that's what makes it so much fun!
Satan: You do have a point.
Satan: I wonder... How does that blood of yours taste, MC?
Satan: I bet it's sweet and warm, and it melts on the tongue...
???: You two...
Lucifer: What do you think you're doing?
-End Scene-
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obeymetranscripts · 3 years
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When Vampires go bad 1-7
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Asmodeus: “I’m so glad I ran into you! I’ve been looking for you!
Asmodeus: Please, you have to come with me! I need your help!”
Choice
All right! 
What’s wrong?
MC: All right!
Asmodeus: “Thank you, MC...!
Asmodeus: Now come on, this way!”
MC: What’s wrong?
Asmodeus: “There’s no time to explain right now!
Asmodeus: Just come with me. You’ll understand soon enough.
Asmodeus: Now come on, hurry!”
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Asmodeus: “MC, thank you so much for coming here with me. 
Asmodeus: I can’t tell you how happy I am. I really should do something to thank you, shouldn’t I?”
Choice
What exactly do you need me to help you with?
Something to thank me? What do you mean?
MC: “What exactly do you need me to help you with?”
Asmodeus: “Hehe... What do you think? I need you to help me satiate my hunger. 
Asmodeus: I want your blood so bad I can’t stand it, and you’re the only one who can do anything about that!
Asmodeus: Hehe, but if I get overexcited and take so much of your blood that it kills you, sorry in advance, okay?”
MC: “Something to thank me? What do you mean?”
Asmodeus: “Well isn’t it obvious?
Asmodeus: In exchange for allowing me to indulge in your blood...
Asmodeus: I’ll show you an amazing time like only I can. As my gift to you, I’ll make sure you experience pleasure like you’ve never known before, MC.
Asmodeus: Hehe, but if I get overexcited and take so much of your blood that it kills you, sorry in advance, okay?” 
Asmodeus: Your skin is so tender, so fragile... Like this spot here... It’s so soft and supple. 
Asmodeus: If I were to sink my teeth into it, I wonder what sort of noises you’d make...?”
-End of scene-
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obeymetranscripts · 4 years
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When Vampires go bad 1-5
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Belphegor: “All right, let’s see what we’ve got: Tomato juice, red curry with extra habanero peppers, and lean fillet of bat marinated in ketchup.
Belphegor: Sure, it may not satisfy you like human blood, but if you eat all this, it should stave off the hunger for now.”
Beel: “More...”
Belphegor: “Wh... you finished that already?! That was fast! 
Belphegor: Here, have some more tomato juice.”
Beel: “...Okay. I feel a little better now.
Beel: Hey, human. Did you say your name was MC?
Beel: I’m sorry for attacking you like that.”
Choice 
Do you know how terrified I was?
Whatever. I’m mad at you.
Well, you couldn’t help it.
Mc: “Do you know how terrified I was?”
Beel: “...I really am sorry.”
Belphegor: “Look’s like we’ve managed to calm Beel down. You can go now MC.”
Mc: “Whatever. I’m mad at you.”
Beel: “...Sorry. I just sort of lost my head.”
Belphegor: “Look’s like we’ve managed to calm Beel down. You can go now MC.”
Mc: “Well, you couldn’t help it”
Belphegor: “Exactly. It’s not like anyone can blame you. I mean, you were starving, and you had this totally defenceless human nearby. 
Belphegor: It’s like being stuck in the middle of a desert with the sun beating down on you, and then being asked to not drink a glass of water.”
Belphegor: “Look’s like we’ve managed to calm Beel down. You can go now MC.”
Beel: “Yeah, you probably should. If you hang around here too long, I might attack you again.”
???: “MC, there you are! Finally!”
Asmodeus: “I’ve been looking for you! 
Asmodeus: Please, you have to help me!”
-End of Scene
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obeymetranscripts · 4 years
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When Vampires go bad 1-3
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-Flashback-
Diavolo: “As our excahnge student from the human world, you’ll be spending the next year here in the Land of Vampires. 
Diavolo: I wish you the best MC. Good luck!”
-End of Flashback-
MC: ...!
Choice 
Open the door
Don’t open the door
Mc: Open the door.
Beel: So... hungry
Mc: Don’t open the door
Mc: ...
Open the door.
Beel: “So...hungry
Beel: Blood... human blood...”
Choice 
Somebody help me!
Go ahead, feed away. 
Mc: “Somebody help me!”
Beel: “Blood... Let me have your blood...!”
Belphegor: “Hey, Beel! No!”
Mc: “Go ahead, feed away.”
Beel: ! “Wh...really?
Beel: I...can’t take it anymore. 
Beel: This is your fault.
Beel: Your blood smells so good... Too good...”
Belphegor: “Hey, Beel! No!”
Beel: !
Belphegor: “No snacking on the human. You know that.”
Beel: “But... I’m soooo hungryyy!”
Belphegor: “Maybe so, but this human is off limits. You don’t want to cross Lucifer.”
Beel: “Aww...
Beel: I’m so hungry...!”
Belphegor: “Ugh. Just hang in there a little longer, Beel.
Belphegor: ...Hey, you. 
Belphegor: Do you think you could help me take Beel here to the kitchen?”
-End of Scene-
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obeymetranscripts · 4 years
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When Vampires go bad 1-1
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Diavolo: “Welcome to the Land of Vampires, MC.
Diavolo: ...Oh, pardon me. Feeling a bit shocked, are we?
Diavolo: I am Diavolo. I am the ruler of all vampires, and all here know of me.”
Lucifer: “Speaking on behalf of all vampires in this great and storied land of ours...
Lucifer: I offer you a most heartfelt welcome, MC.”
Choice
Vampires...?
Don’t you mean “demons”...?
So...is this some sort of dream?
MC: Vampires...?
Lucifer: “That’s right. Vampires”
MC: “Don’t you mean ‘demons’...?”
Lucifer: “It would seem you’re still confused.”
MC: “So...is this some sort of dream?”
Lucifer: “Would you prefer it if it was?”
Mammon: “Hey, woah, hey! Are you sure this one’s all right? Like, is there really an actual brain inside of that head?”
Asmodeus: “Hehe, well... as strange as the human looks, I bet they taste good...”
Beel: “Yeah... and you’re telling me that this human is our new exchange student? Ugh, this is going to be torture.”
Satan: “Belphie, keep an eye on Beel. Make sure he doesn’t ‘accidentally’ feed on this human’s blood.”
Belphegor: “What? Why do I have to do it?”
Leviathan: “Pff, you got stuck on guard duty, lololol.”
Lucifer: “That warning doesn’t just go for Beel. None of you are to feed nor snack on the human.”
Diavolo: “As our exchange student from the human world, you’ll be spending the next here in the Land of Vampires.
Diavolo: I wish you the best luck, MC. Good Luck!”
-End of scene-
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