I'm convinced this is how it happened

Sometimes the rats in my brain come together and start yelling “YEARNING” and in trying to appease them I ask “FOR WHAT” but they are too small so all they can say is “YEARNING” which is a very big word for such a tiny creature, even collectively

I'm makin dumb stuff again I know its Avidya but I always think of NVIDIA graphics :((

please notice my smol snake dain plsss

behold my latest obsession

tired dilf diluc

"Would Arthur hug that black Shire horse when he misses Hosea?"

hello everyone i just remembered that kaeya's alt skin has him wearing nail polish and if you take out the outer layer hes wearing a backless haltertop and that he actually has several daggers hidden in the outfit and that his hair is no longer a lovelock it is now fully long hair and that he has a tiny heart-shaped boob window left but in exchange he gets a lowerback window and he is also wearing tons of jewelry that he couldnt wear on his work uniform and that his vision is a mix of khaenri'ah and mondstadt because thats what he really wishes to have and that he willingly takes the time to put the entire outfit on just to be sure that everything is perfect and g u y s... kaeya skin appreciation coz hoyo fr cooked with that one

two birds on a wire

pretty boy alright

“don’t cry, my child”

i was thinking about how venti canonically refers to the people of mondstadt as his “children” and how kaeya is included in that… then the brainrot took over and then i thought, what if when kaeya was a little kid and he felt lonely sometimes, venti would decide to shapeshift back into his little wind sprite form to comfort him…

the young prince of khaenriah has fallen in love…. with a homunculus?

for one of those "draw this character in this outfit" posts on hoyolab

usamericans do really love making posts about parking lots. i met god in a parking lot. fighting my ex in a parking lot. it's like their main biome

Men will spend 25% of their day thinking about how they could American sniper their way out of the zombie apocalypse no problem and then they’ll walk into the bathroom and miss the toilet from half a foot away

Take better care of yourself instead.