So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

AU where Amity Parkers are basically elves in the DC universe.

Hear me out.

Canonically in the DC universe the Lazarus Pits are used to extend the life of Ras Al Ghul and others on top of bringing people back from the dead.

Ras Al Ghul is OLD. He has been around for hundreds of years.

Now in the DP x DC crossovers it is usually agreed that the Lazarus Pits are corrupted ectoplasm or ectoplasm mixed with magic or just un-pure ectoplasm. Regardless of what is chosen it is agreed that it’s base is ectoplasmic in origin.

Ectoplasm extends life and the entire city of Amity Park is

DRENCHED

in Pure ectoplasm.

Think about it for a moment. The ENTIRE CITY of Amity Park has constant exposure to the PURE form of the Lazarus Pits. After a few years they would JUST STOP AGING.

Danny and his sister (and Dani if she’s in your fic) would be first.

Tucker and Sam and Valerie would be next.

Vlad only looks old because of his hair colour.

The teens of amity who are constantly around fights would be next and everyone else afterwords.

Frankly immortal Danny is good.

IMMORTAL AMITY PARK IS HILARIOUS.

If you add in the headcanon that Amity flickers into and out of the ghost zone after the whole Pariah Dark incident which is a place CANONICALLY OUT OF TIME.

Well now you got them aging even slower and the hilarity of Amity park just being a city of holograms to Elmerton and the rest of the world that you can sometimes interact with causing people to treat it more like a myth rather then an actual place you can move to if you’re insane enough. Also the ectoplasmic exposure would probably concentrate over time which would make it hard to move there or leave for long periods of time without getting insanely sick/going mentally insane/dying dissuading people from visiting/moving/leaving there even more and by that point the government might just decide to pretend the city doesn’t exist as long as they promise to keep their problems to themselves (personally I headcanon that ectoplasm is a heavy substance that disperses back into the ghost zone quickly and that it wouldn’t really spread outside of Amity Park so Elmerton and the surrounding are completely fine and that since Amity is exposed slowly over time the ectoplasm won’t immediately kill them). Throw in Tucker/Technus wiping out any information on them on the online world and you get the Justice League completely unaware of a LITERAL CITY OF IMMORTALS JUST CHILLING OUT A STATE OVER FROM WISCONSIN.

Better yet, since the aging is slowed down due to ectoplasm then the people of Amity would age similar to how the neverborn ghosts (like Boxed Lunch daughter of Lunch Lady and Box Ghost) so Mentally they ARE the age they look with just an INSANE amount of experience hence ELVES.

THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBILITIES THIS WOULD CREATE FOR FICS!

World ending event that the Justice League can’t solve unless they somehow develop a cure for an alien disease plaguing the world MEET random Amity Park scientist who has DEDICATED their life, even before it got extended, to solving diseases and has a ton of practice because ectoplasmic disease make logic go out the window anyways and 150 years of practice looking at things sideways means the “world ending plague” is solved within 10 minutes by a person on vacation.

Like the Justice League would be like *surprise Pikachu face* and this random Amity Parker would be like it’s no big deal and my vacation is over so bye AND WHEN THE JUSTICE LEAGUE TRIES TO FIND THE PERSON THAT SAVED THEM NOTHING WOULD COME UP AND IT WOULD DRIVE THEM INSANE.

Now what about Young Justice/Teen titans? They are trying to take down a bad guy and get civilians out of the way but the bad guy is tough and they can’t lose a fighter or more people WILL die and then suddenly this Asian teen (Kwan) who has had like 200 years of dodging practice and taking hits from both football and ghost fights and with slight enhanced strength that even old Amity grandmas have comes barreling through and grabbing people then professionally acrobating his way out of harm while luging like four people and continues to do so until the YJL no longer has to worry about civilians while fighting. Everyone on the team thinks the teen must be a meta and all agree that he’d be a perfect addition to the team only to not be able to find him afterwards and to realize that he doesn’t even come up on the Justice leagues facial recognition. Meanwhile Kwan was just so used to getting out of the way of ghost fights and when he saw people who couldn’t remove themselves from the danger zone he just acted on instinct cause sometimes amity kids can’t move fast enough and need an extra hand getting to safety which is no big deal and sides he’s still got to find that flower shop so he can pick up the lilies he KNOWS Dash loves and can’t get in Amity so that he can pass them on to Jack (another football player) cause Kwan knows they’ve been crushing on each other for the past 50 years and he is nothing if not a great wingman and friend who is more then willing to give them a shove in the right direction.

Like just the possibilities even without adding team Phantom professional ghost hunters/martial artists/weapons and technology experts/superhero/eldritch horrors/phycologist/hacker into the mix.

Every time the Justice League gets info on an Amity Parker it would just disappear into thin air like someone hacked into their computer and erased it leaving no traces whatsoever. Any physical documents they print out also just disappear even when placed in a locked room in space.

It would drive them nuts.

Just the Chaos immortal Amity Park would cause

Only reason why I have a drawing that I dream of seeing finished, but won't even see in my dreams

Amity's location shifts all across the Midwest. The one time Vlad convinced the town to exist in Wisconsin he gloated so hard that it immediately relocated to western Kansas.

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Here's a rough Portal-Cloak animation test from a while ago that I forgot to post.

[Image ID: A GIF of Danny Phantom stepping out of a swirling black portal, looking around, and then jumping out of frame to the right. Phantom has light green skin and white firey hair. As he turns to leave, Phantom flicks his hand over his shoulder and the portal behind him turns into a black, flame-like cloak. /. End ID]

I know some people tend to forget this when doing crossovers with the Justice League, but Percy is the son of Poseidon, aka god of the ocean and ruler of Atlantis. Where the fuck do you fit Aquaman, aka ruler of Atlantis, into all of that?

I mean, I know it's interesting to see him with the batkids, I know his interactions with Diana are funny, but DUDE. Where is Arthur in all of this? What would he do upon seeing this child that radiates ocean? Would he recognize him as a son of Poseidon and kneel? Would he be suspicious until a couple of dolphins that not even pay attention to him suddenly followed Percy's every order?

And what about Atlantis? Who would be it's ruler? Would it be Arthur, but he still has to follow Poseidon's orders? Would it be Poseidon and Arthur's just there?

How would this work?

Ps: tell me if you find something like this please?

Ghost (Cow)boy Danny master-post for your ghostly cowpoke needs.

(Stickers & Prints) (Ko-fi)

Full Cowboy au under the cut vvv (copy+pasted from my other post)

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The Nanny. Old sitcom, good sitcom, but old nevertheless.

Currently watching it with my mom and I started doing that fourth dimension thinking and wondering that fangirls as myself tend to do.

Here's the thing. Fran has so far been living with the Sheffields for three years or so (Season 4) and has had many appearances on tv and dated a whole lot of important people at least once. What would the media say about this nana who somehow became good friends with the president's brother? A nana who has Maxwell Sheffield, an up and coming Broadway productor, clearly wrapped around her finger?

I mean, this girl was on several front pages, she dated a weapons dealer and several rich, famous men. How many entries and links does her Wikipedia page even have?

Honestly, if I were the media I'd just follow her around. Between her crazy family, attractiveness and magnet like powers towards anything mildly interesting, you're bound to find a bunch of scandals sooner or later. Also, there'd be a special section to tell the reader how crazy Maxwell and Fran are driving them.

Ps: In the end there'd be a column about good comebacks to your worst enemy, courtesy of niles.

I’ve seen five different authors take down, or prepare to take down, their posted works on Ao3 this week.  At the same time, I’ve seen several people wishing there was more new content to read.  I’ve also seen countless posts by authors begging for people to leave comments and kudos. 

People tell me I am a big name fan in my chosen fandom.  I don’t quite get that but for the purposes of this post, let’s roll with it.  On my latest one shot, less than 18% of the people who read it bothered to hit the kudos button.  Sure, okay, maybe that one sort of sucked.  Let’s look at the one shot posted before that - less than 16% left kudos.  Before that - 10%, and then 16%.  I’m not even going to get into the comments.  Let’s just say the numbers drop a lot.  I’m just looking at one shots here so we don’t have to worry about multiple hits from multiple chapters, people reading previous chapters over, etc.  And if I am a BNF, that means other people are getting significantly less kudos and comments.

Fandom is withering away because it feels like people don’t care about the works that are posted.  Why should I go to the trouble of posting my stories if no one reads them, and of the people who do read them, less than a fifth like them?  Even if you are not a huge fan of the story, if it kept your attention long enough for you to get to the bottom, go ahead and mash that kudos button.  It’s a drop of encouragement in a big desert. 

TL;DR: Passively devouring content is killing fandom.

one thing that's been eating at me for forever but im too much of a coward to bring up is that the whole "danny getting electrocuted starting at his hand where he touched the button" fan lore doesn't make sense at all because danny was wearing rubber gloves

it doesn't mean i don't use that hc and give him glowing lichtenberg figures in every single fanfiction. but. you know. im no expert on electricity and please correct me if im wrong but he was wearing rubber gloves

sorry what

If you like frogs. Or possums. Or cool builds. Or happiness. This is the video for you.

Danny and alfred are old friends and alfred has never once questioned Danny being, well, danny

So one day Danny just bursts into the manor - giving everyone a heart attack - going

"Alfie, you will not believe-"

And they start gossiping, no explanation given to the family why alfred is talking to this teen/young adult as if they've been friends for years

Also alfred calls him by his first name, only first name, nothing added, not even that poliye tone just full

"Danny, you have to tell me the whole story"

And then with those letters Danny makes a lot of villains rethink their decisions because, that family member who they're avenging? Letter. That one adult who supported them until they couldn't anymore? Letters and advice and a couple years worth of love on some letters. All of a sudden Danny is this highly respected and cherished spirit of lost ones and when the giw or his parents go after him, the infinite realms isn't the only one that's ready to throw down but every living person influecial or not is also ready to defend him with everything they've got.

Imagine Danny helping ghosts get rest, not that they disappear but to help their core settle

He goes around solving their cases and making people aware that hey, this is solved, put their murderer into jail

Or he destroys whatever killed them, he brings their family notes that they never received

It all goes well until he knocks on the wayne manor to give Tim a note from his mother, once he hands it over and made sure only Tim read it, he disappears

The bats are a bit frantic because Tim is crying too hard to explain what happened and who the hell was that kid?

Then it happens to more and more superheroes, they receive notes or messages from people that they couldn't save

It comes to a head when Wally gets a note from a kid, who he couldn't get out of a building in time, he hugs Danny while crying and suddenly he sees the kid behind him, telling him that it's okay, it didn't even hurt

After that they decide they need to know more about danny

growing up by the coast means that instead of crows on your roof you get seagulls and it honestly feels much more threatening