what's up friends I have not been on in 1million years but I am getting married in May so that's cool
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I’m curious about something, if you write, reblog this post and put in the tags what you write with (MS Word, Google Docs, etc)
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Mildly Interesting Dump #5
I have a hereditary gap in my eyebrow
These three ceiling fans run off of one motor
The picture of the Japanese movie advertisement is printed on two sides of the newspaper, so the full picture could be seen under light
The perfect symmetry of this plant
Shadow and slope makes it look like he’s floating
This tiny ceiling tile at my house
My broken antenna on my car looks like a half sunken boat.
The shower in my hotel has a little cutout so you can turn it on before getting in.
I drew poppy outlines for my class to cut out - they look like they overlap but don’t.
The golf balls at the mini golf on this pier are biodegradable and fall into the sea at the 18th hole
Our refrigerator has revolving levels so you can reach everything easily
This window that makes my back yard look like it’s in 4 different seasons
This one dude in the crowd in a neon shirt.
The way this picture of a frozen puddle in my backyard looks like a landscape from the perspective of a plane.
Modern tomato vs one grown from 150yo seeds
My neighbors are moving their entire house back 200ft.
This door in my hotel bathroom can close off either of 2 doorways.
Our dog’s paw looks like a mini-version of him
This dead straight line of bubbles in my beer
This “where are you from” map at The Aurora Museum in Reykjavík Iceland
You can see the number eight between the diamonds on this 8 card.
I made a piano shelf
This purely golden bee landed on my car today
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petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
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not to be a sap but literally I showed some kids at work a formal pic of my bf and I and they said 'oh, prince charming!' Kfjduaksidufhfh
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The worst part of every December is when Emma Thompson unpacks the Joni-Mitchell-CD.
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I hope you fall in love with someone who never stops choosing you and I hope you feel at home when you look at them
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[OPENS FRIDGE, REMOVES TUPPERWARE CONTAINER LABELLED "Pomegranates from land of dead do not eat"]
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when I was like 10 I learned that splitting an atom will make a nuclear explosion and for a long time I got really stressed out whenever I had to cut anything bc like. what if I hit an atom at just the right angle
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Rhianna Pratchett confirming her father wouldn’t be a “”“gender critical”“” activist (whatever the hell those GCs stand for) if he were still alive
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Yes, I was the only one in a costume, and yes, it was awkward, but I had to rep cryptid goths in my very conservative, corporate workplace
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Hollywood archaeology: Secret treasure! Hidden maps! Ancient tombs!
Actual archaeology:
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