Ok, so Iâm going to finally post this but hereâs alenoah the COMPLETE essay: Iâm just gonna be talking abt why these two shouldâve been canon and showing you my evidence lol. (This is gonna be long so if youâre willing to read this ily)
First of All:
The aleheather plot did not make sense. This is a good ship, Iâm not saying itâs bad. But, the volcano scene kinda made it weird. Imagine your confessing to the âlove of your lifeâ but then they make you infertile, kick you down a volcano, and are the reason youâre in a robot suit/ traumatized. (Oh but Heather did what she had to do!) LOOK, Iâm not saying she didnât serve in that scene, Iâm saying that the fact he was able to brush it off like it was nothing? It just isnât realistic. Even if he is MADLY in love with her. But then they sacrifice Noah and donât do anything with him and his unfinished rivalry with Alejandro??
Also I just want to mention the fact that these two would NOT work out after total drama. According to Marco Grazzini (Alejandroâs voice actor, TDWT):
Which I do agree with đ I do think that a relationship with 1 narcissist can work (letâs face it, one person in a relationship is more narcissistic than the other. Or not idk.) But if two people are the narcissists in the relationship, it can eventually lead to a break up. Now, you might be wondering why Iâm talking about aleheather (understandable). I just wanted to make it clear that I donât want the aleheather shippers attacking me and how they just donât really make sense to me as well. And also I donât want people saying âBUT ALEHEATHER IS SUP-â stop. (But wait! Shouldnât you talk about Nemma then?) Iâll get there dw.
Second of All:
Alejandro and Noah had SO MANY weird interactions. No joke. I know a lot of people like to say they didnât, but trust me, they did. And hereâs some proof:
THIS IS NOT A NORMAL LOOK PEOPLE. Honestly, that look on Noahâs face kind of reminds me of som..oh right thatâs the exact way he looks at Emma (AKA HIS CANON GIRLFRIEND) this entire interaction was out of nowhere. (Oh but what about the fact that this scene is probably showing how shady Alejandro is) well, every single time a scene like this happens with any other character, we usually get a confessional of Alejandro trash talking them. But did we get that confessional for this scene? In fact, did Alejandro ever directly talk about Noah? NO. NOT EVEN ONCE. Even during London, Alejandro never said one single thing bad about him.
OK SHORT ONE:
The fact that Alejandro mocked Lindsay with NOAH. Alejandro throughout this show has had a fake persona, but then this little comment kind of proved that Alejandro can be himself around Noah. Theyâre kind of like the same person after all. (I mean that in a âjudgyâ sense.)
I also want to point out that every challenge (except for London) and every occasion, these two are always next to each other. ALWAYS. Theyâre always close, theyâre always giving each other looks, and tbh it makes so much sense. These two are really the only âsaneâ ones on team Chris. (Sami, are you SURE theyâre always giving each other weird looks?Like-) Child hereâs the lil collection:
London đŹđ§ âïž:
London was probably the most scripted episode EVER. The entire plot for Alejandro and Noah was so bad, it came out of nowhere. (But Sami, Noah didnât trust Alejandro in ep 7! Donât you remember?) ofc I remember Susie. Itâs just, after ep 7, nothing was done. Like Noah hates Alejandro. Thatâs it. Then he bad mouths him in ep 13, Noahâs voted out. A lot more couldâve been done but the writers kill off Noah so more drama can start. After all, Noahâs just a side character, right?
THIS. LOOK.
This exact look is hurt. Pain. And any other dramatic thing I can think of. This entire scene just shows how much he trusted him. Itâs like, when someone you truly care about, who you trust, backstabs you. They TRULY had something. (But Sami-) Before you even say âhe was probably actingâ lemme just show you something:
Right when Noah was abt to jump out the plane, he had a shocked look on his face, then realizes the cameras are on him, and quickly changes into a smirk. HE. WAS. NOT. ACTING. He was HURT. And the wasted potential for the rivalry they couldâve had also hurts. But of course, since this was 2010, there wasnât any lgbtq couples allowed on CN at all âčïž.
FINALLY:
As much as I do love this ship I think that these two will never see the light of day. (Scratch that, theyâre def never seeing the light of day.) These two are both in canon relationships, one of which I actually love! #multishipper. Nemma honestly doesnât have any flaws and thereâs really no reason to destroy a pretty sweet relationship. However, during TDWT Iâd like to argue the fact that if CN wasnât homophobic at the time and neither was fresh tv, then these two wouldâve definitely been something. It was like fresh tv was trying to give us clues lol. And if the TD writers wouldâve let Alejandro and Noah have a rivalry, then there wouldâve been a lot more evidence of why these two should be canon.
Welp, there you go. Thereâs my entire essay. If you disagree with something or have anything to add you can comment down below! But keep in mind this took 2.5 hours sooâŠ
/ I tried to put in as many suggestions as I got! If you suggested something and it wasnât shown this year I apologize :(. People also asked for prompts to be posted in two weeks advance so I hope this is early enough!
Alenoah week will run from March 20th to March 27th, but late submissions are still accepted !!
PROMPTS
Day 1: Proposal / First Date
Day 2: First Encounter / Enemies To Lovers
Day 3: Role Swap / TDWT Ending Rewrite
Day 4: Royalty Au / Vampire AU (I figured that having both as a prompt would probably be ideal-)
Day 5: Hurt No Comfort / Genderswap
Day 6: Laser Tag / Amusement Park
Day 7: Freeday!
RULES
1. Please use #Alenoahweek2024 to tag your works so itâs easier to find them!
2. Weâre open to all forms of work- FANFIC, FANART ETC.
Hi everyone! Just posted my Heathney oneshot on AO3 called: Jealous Girl! If you want a Heathney oneshot to read (and a little bit of Alenoah bc you know me) you should check it out. :)
So Iâve already done 2, cooking up 3, stay tuned!!!
Ok! I have some oneshot ideas that Im too lazy to writeâŠ.
1. Assistant Noah + Total Drama Dirtbag Alejandro!! (LISTEN, I MISS READING THESE SO MUCH AND IK ITS NOT ORIGINAL)
2. Alenoah, Mk, gay dadâs au, (I was kinda thinking how Noah and Emma would get a divorce and then the whole âAlejandro and Noah Slow burn stuff!â While Noahâs being a dad)
3. Instead of Alejandro and Heather being paired up for the Niagara Brawls Challenge, HEATHER AND COURTNEY! There could be some storyline in the beginning, ofc, but I really need to write this đ