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nightshade80x · 1 day
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i'm sorry, john.
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nightshade80x · 4 days
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soap, touching a scar on Ghost: and what’s this one from?
Ghost: picture this. you’re ten. you’re the coolest kid because you have the giant crayola crayon box *dramatic pause* with the sharpener. You’re walking home. You’re hiding the crayons under your school stuff so that way your little brother doesn’t steal them and also so your dad doesn’t throw them out.
Soap: uh-huh.
Ghost: Anyway, I got jumped by a bunch of older kids for some reason and my crayons broke.
Soap: and the scar?
Ghost: oh, I fell out of a tree at recess.
Soap: …. why did you tell the crayon story?
Ghost: so you fall in love with me for being super cool and having the cool crayon box. And it happened the same day.
Soap: ….. your mind works in mysterious ways.
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nightshade80x · 14 days
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Soap : You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Price: Several traffic violations.
Gaz : Three counts of resisting arrest.
Ghost : Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Gaz : Also, that’s not our car.
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nightshade80x · 15 days
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I was bored so have some Beetlejuice angst
What if: Lydia and Beetlejuice were always best friends, never stopped and Lydia actually liked being around him all the time, no arguments, no nothing. Until Lydia's dad, Adam, and Barbra all plan to kill Beetlejuice, so they send him off the same roof were Lydia and Beetlejuice met each other. "To make a point" or smt Adam held Lydia so she couldn't help her fav demon.
ANYWAYS I MIGHT START POSTING HERE TOO đź’ś
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nightshade80x · 16 days
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YO IF ANYONE KNOWS GOOD SOAPGHOST FICS THAT ARENT TOXIC PLS DROP THEM IM RUNNING OUT 🥰💜🥲
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nightshade80x · 16 days
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Price: We need a distraction.
Price : Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Soap, whispering: My time has come
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nightshade80x · 19 days
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Soap: Don't go to the kitchen.
Ghost: Why?
Soap : I saw a spider.
Ghost : Well, did you kill it?
Soap : It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...
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nightshade80x · 20 days
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nightshade80x · 27 days
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many thots head full,!!!,!
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i love when artists drew him like a thumb đź‘Ť im gonna do that too
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nightshade80x · 27 days
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*during a meeting*
Price: *talking about a upcoming mission with Laswell at the front of the room*
Ghost: *yawns before he unzips his jacket*
Price: *stops talking when he sees what Ghost is wearing*
Price: No- Why??
Laswell: *looks over and snorts*
Ghost, wearing a shirt with a beardless Price on it: Hm? Taking my jacket off, got a little warm in here
SAS officials: *obviously trying not to look at Ghost or laugh*
Price, red-faced: Simon-
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nightshade80x · 28 days
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MY WORK HERE IS DONE IVE MADE COD HAZBIN HOTEL. GHOST IS HUSK AND SOAP IS ANGELDUST❤️💛 🩷🤍
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nightshade80x · 28 days
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Visitor (teen!Ghost au)
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*a sunny weekend day at the Price house*
Price: *reading at the kitchen table*
Teen!Ghost from outside the kitchen window: Daaad! There’s a weird cat outside!
Price: What?
Teen!Ghost: OH THAT’S NOT A CAT-
Price, running outside: What’s going on- Oh!
Kid!Roach: *hiding in a bush in the back of the garden*
Price: Uh-
Teen!Ghost: Dad, he’s been sitting there the whole time I’ve been out here
Price: I’ll call Phillip
Kid!Roach: *runs out of the bush and towards teen!Ghost*
Teen!Ghost: *shrieks*
Price: SIMON-
(Later)
Teen!Gaz: We’re home!
Nik, walking in behind him: Who’s car is that in the drive- Oh… hello
Phillip, sitting in his chair in the living room: Gary found his way back over here
Nik: … okay
Teen!Gaz: That little bug kid??
Price: Kyle! That’s rude
Teen!Ghost, from the bathroom: DOES HE HAVE HIS SHOTS?? HE BIT ME
Teen!Farah: Stay still and let me clean it!
Price: Let me see- When did this happen?!
Nik: … what happened when we were gone?
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nightshade80x · 29 days
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OK SOMEONE TELL ME WHY GAY RELATIONSHIPS MAKE ME SO FUCKING HAPPY. ILL BE LIKE: BRO I WANT THIS IN MY LIFE
IT NEVER HAPPENS SO ILL STICK TO MY GAY BOIS LIKE GHOSTSOAP AND GALLAVICH🥲💀
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nightshade80x · 1 month
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Suction cup boi
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nightshade80x · 1 month
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*in a meeting with Shadow Company*
Ghost: You’re starting to piss me off
Graves: Well excuse me for not knowing what I’m saying is hurting your feelings. Not like I can fucking read you with that damn mask!
Ghost: *reaches over and grabs a dry erase marker from the table and draws angry eyebrows on his mask*
Ghost: IS THIS BETTER?
Graves: Yes actually
Shadows: *wheezing*
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nightshade80x · 1 month
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Farah: Can you all stop behaving like… MEN
Alex, Ghost, Gaz, & Soap: *stare at her*
Alex, quietly: How dare you-
Ghost: Don’t say that. We’re bad bitches, you can’t be a bad bitch and be behaving like a man
Farah: Well, I can say for certainty that you are NOT bad bitches
Gaz & Soap: *gasp*
Price: … what language is this?
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nightshade80x · 1 month
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So I'm bored and laying in bed thinking: Damn, it's nearly midnight and I'm still awake. Probably from the 3 coffees I've had today SO HAVE A CUTE LITTLE AU WHERE SIMON, FARAH AND GAZ ARE ALL SIBLINGS AND TEENS! PRICE AND NIK ARE THEIR DADS!!!
Farah: *poking at Simon* Si? You up?
Simon: *grunts and opens his eyes* What is it Far?
Farah: I can't sleep
Simon: *sighs* me neither
Kyle: *peeking over the top of the bunkbed he shares with Simon* you guys can't sleep either?
They both shake their heads sleepily, yawning slightly.
Kyle: I have an idea
He leads them into their dads' room, to see Nik laying on Price, cuddled up. Little do the parents know they're about to have 3 more bunkmates. The 3 cuddle up to their dads, Simon pressed into Price's chest up against Nik, Kyle on the other side curled up against Price's arm, and Farah laying across Price's sternum, her shoulder up against Simon's head and the top of Nik's slicked back hair.
>The next morning<
Price: *feeling extra weights on his body* tf?
He looks down and sees his entire family curled up on him, and he can't even suppress his smile. Not like he would want to. This was perfect.
[[I had made Farah, Kyle and Simon all siblings because of their brown eyes and they could pass as siblings tbh]]
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