soap, touching a scar on Ghost: and what’s this one from?
Ghost: picture this. you’re ten. you’re the coolest kid because you have the giant crayola crayon box *dramatic pause* with the sharpener. You’re walking home. You’re hiding the crayons under your school stuff so that way your little brother doesn’t steal them and also so your dad doesn’t throw them out.
Soap: uh-huh.
Ghost: Anyway, I got jumped by a bunch of older kids for some reason and my crayons broke.
Soap: and the scar?
Ghost: oh, I fell out of a tree at recess.
Soap: …. why did you tell the crayon story?
Ghost: so you fall in love with me for being super cool and having the cool crayon box. And it happened the same day.
What if: Lydia and Beetlejuice were always best friends, never stopped and Lydia actually liked being around him all the time, no arguments, no nothing. Until Lydia's dad, Adam, and Barbra all plan to kill Beetlejuice, so they send him off the same roof were Lydia and Beetlejuice met each other. "To make a point" or smt Adam held Lydia so she couldn't help her fav demon.
So I'm bored and laying in bed thinking: Damn, it's nearly midnight and I'm still awake. Probably from the 3 coffees I've had today SO HAVE A CUTE LITTLE AU WHERE SIMON, FARAH AND GAZ ARE ALL SIBLINGS AND TEENS! PRICE AND NIK ARE THEIR DADS!!!
Farah: *poking at Simon* Si? You up?
Simon: *grunts and opens his eyes* What is it Far?
Farah: I can't sleep
Simon: *sighs* me neither
Kyle: *peeking over the top of the bunkbed he shares with Simon* you guys can't sleep either?
They both shake their heads sleepily, yawning slightly.
Kyle: I have an idea
He leads them into their dads' room, to see Nik laying on Price, cuddled up. Little do the parents know they're about to have 3 more bunkmates. The 3 cuddle up to their dads, Simon pressed into Price's chest up against Nik, Kyle on the other side curled up against Price's arm, and Farah laying across Price's sternum, her shoulder up against Simon's head and the top of Nik's slicked back hair.
>The next morning<
Price: *feeling extra weights on his body* tf?
He looks down and sees his entire family curled up on him, and he can't even suppress his smile. Not like he would want to. This was perfect.
[[I had made Farah, Kyle and Simon all siblings because of their brown eyes and they could pass as siblings tbh]]