i love six o clock because the clock looks so stupid. "|" like get real

reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m socially exhausted - i don’t have the time right now - i don’t know how to reply - i have a bad memory and got distracted - i’m having a depressive episode and don’t have the energy to socialise

not reasons i haven’t replied back:

- i’m ignoring you just because - i hate you - i’m fed up with you - i don’t want to be your friend anymore

drew this helpful diagram for mha fans who don't understand what a character arc is

"Go to hell" is basic. "Hope your favourite anime movie sequel gets cancelled after seven years in production AND getting an animated teaser." is smart. It's possible. It's terrifying. It's happened.

happy neil banging out the tunes day!

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It's important to drink a lot of fluids when you're sick so that your body has the raw materials to generate gallons of snot.

“All Might with Johnny Bravo’s voice works…a little too well”

'you still listen to music from 10 years ago 🤨?' bitch if prehistoric humans had audio recording technology id be sat up here listening to grog and unga bunga's greatest hits don't play with me

even the top gets called a faggot

spongebob is one of the most queer coded media of our time. not only that, but it's one of the healthiest and more well represented queer story. in this essay i will...