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neverinthemoment · 9 years
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actual stages of shipping
stage 1: aww hey theyd be cute together mannn what if they kissed that would be so rad ///u///
stage 2: what if they..... maDE OUT. what if they FUCKED
stage 4: ok but what if they talked about their feelings? what if one of them got hurt and the other one got worried and THEN they fucked wouldn't that be grand
stage 5: aw shit can u imagine them getting married aw shit good shit gOOD SHIT
stage 6: kill them. kill one of them. kill the other one. give one of them permanent amnesia. make one have to kill the other. have them fuck and then feel horrible about it. have them ONLY fuck and nothing else. give one of them alzheimer's. muRD E R TH EM
stage 7: wouldnt *sniff* wouldnt it be nice to *snuffle* to see them *blows into a tissue* see them h a p p y
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neverinthemoment · 9 years
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i hate that “LOL SO IF WOMEN ARE EQUAL CAN I PUNCH YOU” shit bc 1 in 3 women are abused
y'all are already punching us
the issue is that we’d like you to stop
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neverinthemoment · 9 years
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neverinthemoment · 9 years
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i really don’t understand why there’s a debate on whether catcalling is flattering or not??? women don’t think it’s flattering. end of story. the fact that there are men that think they can decide how women feel about something is the dumbest thing i’ve ever heard?
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neverinthemoment · 9 years
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me: no one ever texts me
*gets a text*
me: wtf do you want
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neverinthemoment · 9 years
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Me in elementary school: The teacher gave me a check list for all my school supplies. I have to have everything.
Me in college: [Slams some $1 notebooks and Redbull in my cart, remembers I have some pens in my car] Fuckin ready 2 go
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neverinthemoment · 9 years
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I miss my family.
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neverinthemoment · 9 years
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When a kid has more swag than you
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neverinthemoment · 9 years
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REBLOG IF YOU ACTUALLY READ TAGS
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neverinthemoment · 9 years
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I JUST CHOKED ON MY WATER OMG
i cant believe she posed for a selfie
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Stonewall Riots + 5 Names To Know
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neverinthemoment · 9 years
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My new hair
*phone convo*
Mom: *talking about some other thing*
Me: So yeah, I actually bleached my hair earlier.
Mom: WHAT?!
Me: Yup. But it's not blonde.
Mom: What color??
Me: Sort of an orangey brown.....
Mom: Oh my god. I don't even want to know what you look like.
Mom: (literally a few seconds after) Send me a picture.
So I haven't sent her a picture yet and I'm not sure how she'll react lol
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neverinthemoment · 9 years
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if you don’t get enough sleep and your grades are dropping and you get too attached to people and you suck at being a friend and you can’t do anything right and you’re wasting your life away clap your hands (⊙‿⊙✿)
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neverinthemoment · 9 years
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Dear Jackson Wang, 
In regards to your GQ photoshoot: 
CAN YOU NOT. 
Sincerely, IGOT7
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neverinthemoment · 9 years
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Example email to professors/teachers regarding your name/gender on the roster vs what it actually is
I’ve used same format on emailing professors about my name multiple times. It’s clear and succinct, which makes it like the best or something.
Mr/Ms/Mrs/Dr/Prof [Last name],
I am a student in your [Name of course] class next semester. The roster will list me as my legal name, [Birth name]; however, I prefer to be addressed as [Chosen name] and with [female/male] pronouns [he/she], [him/her], [his/hers]. Please also forward this to the appropriate T.A. or assistant or let me know who they are so that I may inform them of this preference as well.
Thank you very much.
Sincerely,
[Chosen name]
Credit goes to some university (was it U of Colorado? I think it was)
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neverinthemoment · 9 years
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Typical wang kong
I bet that Jackson just sits in front of the stylists pouting until they add something that says WANG to his outfit
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