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The Musketeers, ep.2x9
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"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.
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I do have a lust for life but it's more of an unrequited crush
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(through gritted teeth) become unembarrassable. become unembarrassable become unembaRGHGHHHHH (remembering something unhinged i did 15 years ago in a sudden and desperate attempt to be perceived)
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imagine you're frolicking in a field, prancing through long grass, singing "falalalala~", occasionally picking a flower. etc, etc. but a guy in the same field is watching you, about 20 paces away. he lowers his opera glasses (which he was using to watch you) and starts clutching his head and screaming with blind rage because of how much you're pissing him off. that's what it's like to be on the internet.
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Meguro River, Matsuno, Japan by Sora Sagano
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I feel so old when I see the answers to most of the polls (I'm 43) 🤣 Can we do a poll just about voters age?
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nb2000 · 15 hours
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Submissions are now officially closed! Thank you to everyone who sent one in! In the end, we have a grand total of 162 different actors for the tournament.
The full list of actors can be found below. People who have been added since the last list was posted are all at the bottom.
I'll be getting to work on the match-ups; I'm gonna aim to hopefully have the polls start going out by the end of the week. I'll make another announcement before the first polls go up.
Until then, here's the list!
Bruce Campbell
Tom Baker
Leonard Nimoy
Alex Winter
Mandy Patinkin
Gene Wilder
Jeff Goldblum
Danny John-Jules
Ricardo Montalban
Miloš Kopecký
Tim Curry
William Russell
William Forward
Michael O'Hare
Richard Biggs
Ed Wasser
Michael J Fox
Alec Guinness
Keanu Reeves
Colm Meaney
Clancy Brown
Jeff Conaway
Haruo Nakajima
Paul Darrow
Peter Jurasik
Stephen Furst
Scott Bakula
Andreas Katsulas
René Auberjonois
Armin Shimerman
Donald Sutherland
Kurt Russell
Christopher Lloyd
Jerry Doyle
Fredric March
Alexander Siddig
Bill Pullman
Arnold Vosloo
Keir Dullea
Lionel Jeffries
Buster Crabbe
Boris Karloff
DeForest Kelley
Laurence Fishburne
Ray Bolger
Jeffrey Combs
Andrew Robinson
Michael Dorn
Peter MacNicol
Richard Dean Anderson
Kyle McLachlan
Sam Neill
Mark Hamill
LeVar Burton
James Spader
Peter Weller
John de Lancie
Bruce Boxleitner
Avery Brooks
Jonathan Frakes
Patrick Stewart
Patrick McGoohan
Charlton Heston
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Wesley Snipes
Billy Dee Williams
Bela Lugosi
Val Kilmer
David Bowie
Dick Van Dyke
Doug Jones
Oded Fehr
David Duchovny
Jerry O'Connell
Mitch Pileggi
Michael Shanks
Nicholas Lea
James Doohan
George Takei
Leslie Nielsen
Warwick Davis
Vladimir Korenev
Walter Koenig
Garrett Wang
Rutger Hauer
Rick Moranis
Will Smith
Harrison Ford
Gareth Thomas
William Shatner
Ben Browder
Claude Rains
Tim Russ
Colin Clive
Brent Spiner
Peter Davison
Michael York
Nicol Williamson
James Marsters
Frazer Hines
Nicholas Courtney
Cary Elwes
Chris Sarandon
Lance Henriksen
Bill Paxton
Christopher Reeve
Christopher Lee
Peter Cushing
Raul Julia
Brendan Fraser
Rod Serling
Paul McGann
Anthony Stewart Head
Karl Urban
James Stewart
Mark Goddard
Guy Williams
Alan Rickman
Gary Conway
Vincent Price
Edward James Olmos
John Philip Law
Kerwin Matthews
Patrick Troughton
Ken Marshall
Patrick Swayze
Peter Capaldi
Andre the Giant
Cesar Romero
David Boreanaz
Alan Napier
Roger Delgado
Georges Méliès
Harry Hamlin
Duncan Regehr
Joe Morton
Ernie Hudson
Bruce Willis
Conrad Veidt
Sam J Jones
Lani Tupu
Michael Keaton
Kevin McCarthy
Jason Carter
Brad Dourif
Colin Baker
Harold Ramis
Dean Jones
David Tomlinson
Christopher Walken
Ted Raimi
Jonathan Harris
Jason Isaacs
Edward Van Sloan
Dwight Frye
Malcolm McDowell
Craig Charles
Jason Miller
Tony Todd
Dean Cain
Kiefer Sutherland
Adam West
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Y'all, the world is sleeping on what NASA just pulled off with Voyager 1
The probe has been sending gibberish science data back to Earth, and scientists feared it was just the probe finally dying. You know, after working for 50 GODDAMN YEARS and LEAVING THE GODDAMN SOLAR SYSTEM and STILL CHURNING OUT GODDAMN DATA.
So they analyzed the gibberish and realized that in it was a total readout of EVERYTHING ON THE PROBE. Data, the programming, hardware specs and status, everything. They realized that one of the chips was malfunctioning.
So what do you do when your probe is 22 Billion km away and needs a fix? Why, you just REPROGRAM THAT ENTIRE GODDAMN THING. Told it to avoid the bad chip, store the data elsewhere.
Sent the new code on April 18th. Got a response on April 20th - yeah, it's so far away that it took that long just to transmit.
And the probe is working again.
From a programmer's perspective, that may be the most fucking impressive thing I have ever heard.
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“I would buy a mansion” “I would buy designer” “I’m getting a pool” Don’t give me that lame ass if I won the lottery shit. You’re all pathetic. If I came into a significant amount of money, you know what I’d do? I’d go to the Ren Faire, B-line straight to the cloaks. I’m talking floor length, heavy, wool, felted details, huge hooded cloaks that are like 450 a piece and all handmade and I’d get me one. Maybe even get one of the smaller ones that hangs off the shoulders and lands just above the elbow that are 90 by themselves. And I’d be the baddest bitch around because I’d wear that shit everywhere. It’s 115 degrees? I’m sorry do I look like I give a fuck? I have a cloak bitch I don’t need your fahrenheit bullshit. And you’re a FOOL if you wouldn’t do the same.
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I'm sorry it's genuinely been bothering me but.. when did Aziraphale and Crowley switch bodies in ep6 S1??? in which bit of the episode? Cus while eating the icecreams they seemed to act as themselves.. just can't figure it out myself!!
They've switched when you see them the morning after the bus ride back to London.
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guy with poor circulation vs guy who is a human furnace. Who will win
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we are in dire need of some new media trend. we've done pirates, we've done cowboys; we've gone through two whole zombie revivals. aliens and space themes have basically been a constant since at least the 1950s, as have robots and evil AIs. we went pretty heavy on vampires for a while. we've also done dinosaurs, ninjas, musicals, wizards, sea creatures, ancient rome, ancient egypt, middle ages out the wazoo, entirely too much world war II, we're currently overdosing on our superhero phase, we've done monsters (misunderstood), monsters (radioactive), fake guy in the real world, real guy travels to fake world, caves & mining, vikings, what if you were really small, genre parody as a genre, sand, New York, time travel, something racist goes down in the jungle, neurodivergent detective, buddy cops, crooked cops, gangsters, bank heists in particular, kid has powers, revolt against the corporate world, portals, social insects, dragons, the British, global apocalypse, martial arts, roadtrip as self-discovery, Jesus, clones, clowns, babysitting goes wrong, demonic possession, ghosts of all kinds, talking animals, fucking with the stock market, restaurant ownership, dwarves, planes, and spies. where do we go from here. what's our next big thing
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