*plays one direction after a while*
‘YOU'RE INSECURE’
dang aint gotta hurt me like that.
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want my life to feel like chammak challo but its feeling like kun faya kun on repeat
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geometry and me, a life story-
geome-try
geome-cry
geome-why
geome-die
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my life really need to start having some background music so i understand whats happening cause i cant read the room for my life
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“i’d love to take you out!’’
date?? food?? murder?? babe you gotta specify my brain dont comprehend human emotions anymore
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im not scared of spiders i just dont think i can handle the spiderman responsibilities with all that homework shiz goin on
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watch my ‘n’ do a cartwheel
nun :)))
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if i mix vodka with coffee does my drink take a screenshot..?
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no cause yall wont understand how easy it is to ask me out, you have literal 0. 2% competition im rooting for you even
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if i tell you a story buckle up cause we gonna take 20 detours to unhinged episodes of my life before i land to my conclusion of why i hate peacocks
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i know i will be a weird lawyer cause im stubborn asf but i will also cry if you raise your voice in confidence against me
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im not bad at darts im just REAL good at impromptu acupuncture
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huh
elon + musk = elon musk
but
musk + m + elon = muskmelon
?????
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