Smoking on a pack so evil they kicked me out of prison
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if you like penis coladas.. and getting shot in the brain!
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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.
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Ants in my pants except i put them there deliberately
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BALANCE DEEZ NUTS ON YOUR FACE
Going to show up to a turf farm in the middle of the night and steal a chunk of grass. That shit is just sitting there. For free. Unguarded.
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Oh i see now
Going to show up to a turf farm in the middle of the night and steal a chunk of grass. That shit is just sitting there. For free. Unguarded.
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You post silly kittens (daily) why so much hate in your heart
Going to show up to a turf farm in the middle of the night and steal a chunk of grass. That shit is just sitting there. For free. Unguarded.
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Tuesday, April 17th, 1943
Since ever when could fish climb ladders
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how nearsighted people look at you
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What’re you gonna do with shitass?
Going to show up to a turf farm in the middle of the night and steal a chunk of grass. That shit is just sitting there. For free. Unguarded.
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