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Situation Overload.
What's up, I'm Noah Boggs. But you can just call me Mr. Guitar God Sir.
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"Who do you think you are?? Leave. Now!"
"I'm sorry! I promise, I didn't see...much."
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"Don’t kiss me you idiot. Someone might see us."
"Come on, man. A little peck won't hurt."
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[Scarlett] "Will you kiss me at midnight?"
"If you really want me to."
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(Cat bc gdi again) "What are the chances you’ll go out with me if I asked right now?"
"Pretty fucking good, Blondie."
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Well, if I were your parents, I would want to hear. Although, it would probably be a bit weird if I were your parents.
Figures my parents wouldn’t want to hear how I’m doing.
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And do you see that as a good thing?
I’m the guy who always has a camera. The flash makes it hard to hide. People know me well enough, I think.
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It's only too much if it's the wrong flavor.
You would think it’s impossible to eat too much ice cream.. But I ate too much ice cream.
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Well, I did notice the temperature in the room heating up a bit when you took off that sweater.
But yeah, it is kind of hot outside, too. It is almost August, though.
I meant the weather. It’s murder.
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No...no, by all means, leave the bra at home.
It certainly sounds fun. Maybe I can accompany you to the next one.
Okay, good. I can’t keep putting this bra on every day if it’s not working out.
Oh you know, the usual. Everyone’s drunk and having a good time, until someone says the wrong thing and everyone’s down each others throat. Fun times.
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"I saw your browser history."
"Do you even know what you’re doing?"
"We’ve already tried this."
"You don’t even know what you’re doing."
"Beyonce isn’t that great."
"How many times do I have to tell you?"
"You have five seconds…"
"I don’t even know who you are."
"Didn’t your parents ever tell you that?"
"Is this where you live?"
"… Why are your hands down your pants?"
"Is that a lobster?"
"You’re late on child support."
"You never go ass to mouth."
"One ring to rule them all…"
"He doesn’t even go here!"
"Did you just take that?"
"Is that a unicorn?"
"You’re a muggle."
"It’s your turn to do the dishes."
"Were you going through my computer?!"
"Are you pregnant?"
"You need to be honest with yourself, no one likes Nickelback."
"Shut up."
"I know you’re having an affair."
"They’re dead."
"Voldemort isn’t dead."
"Let me see your phone."
"I can’t believe it’s over."
"How high are you right now?"
"I was with someone."
"It’s not necessary to replace you, you’re not missed."
"Why do you think we never worked out?"
"What went wrong?"
"You’re the most ridiculous person I know."
"Are you okay?"
"I’m having an affair."
"Too little too late."
"Snoop Dog just came into the diner."
"You said we could get a puppy."
"I need to move out."
"You ordered a moon bounce?"
"Don’t you want me?"
"Meeting your mother changed my life."
"Janitor’s closet NOW."
"Is that for sale?"
"Do you want to get a drink sometime?"
"Your resilience is comparable to that of a cockroach."
"He has a knife!"
"I was on an episode of Cops once."
"Are you a hoarder?"
"We’re alone out here, you know?"
"I killed her."
"I need to go."
"Why did you invite me to your wedding?"
"You always do this!"
"You’re the master of excuses."
"Did you hire a stripper?"
"I just got out of jail."
"It was you all along?"
"I know you don’t want to be with me anymore."
"Were you ever happy?"
"You’ve been in that same exact spot since 9 this morning."
"There’s plenty of fish in the sea."
"This is it."
"I can’t believe it’s you."
"We’re getting evicted."
"I know who you are."
"I wrote you a letter… Every single day."
"They’re going to kill me."
"You had sex with a serial killer."
"Are you drunk?"
"I didn’t love you anyways."
"That was the worst day ever."
"That was the best day ever."
"Is this your first date?"
"I’ve never been kissed before."
"You’re famous!"
"I can’t see you anymore."
"What’re you here for?"
"It’s always been you."
"If this were a movie…"
"Are you high?"
"Stick a sock in it."
"You’re better off without me.’
"I’m better off without you."
"You’re like a freaking Taylor Swift song."
"What do you want?"
"Fuck it."
"That’s the worst advice I’ve ever heard."
"Who ARE you anymore?"
"Can I get a refill?"
"Well you don’t see that everyday."
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No, I'm pretty sure I know I don't want to look like a tomato.
Come on, you never know until you try.
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Well, nice to meet ya, Ricky.
So you're pretty well-known around here, then?
Mr. Camera Man works, I’m pretty sure everyone would know who you meant. But I’m Ricky.
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...I am now.
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I'm glad you think so.
What's your name? Or should I just call you Mr. Camera Man?
You’re very photogenic.
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I'd say you're doing everything very right.
Parties every weekend? Sounds like my kind of place. What usually happens at these parties?
I hope I don’t. If not, there’s probably something seriously wrong. Or I’m doing something wrong.
Just that there’s parties like, every weekend. I honestly don’t even know my schedule yet, but I guess I have a few more weeks to worry about that.
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